King Billy Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 Now that the two leading contenders to be Britain’s next Prime Minister have revealed their past history as ‘Class A’ drug takers (cocaine) and more than one of the other candidates has also revealed similar misdemeanours (Rory Stewart has by his own admission smoked an opium pipe), Should the Met. Police be looking at the Westminster political classes, of all parties, as a drugs gang ? Could they be the bosses of the mysterious ,and whispered about for years ‘Commons Cartel’? Questions need to be answered, Is Boris the Boss of all Bosses? Does Michael Gove really look the way he does if he only tried ‘Charlie’ a couple of times many years ago, or is he ‘On one’ as we speak ? Does the frequently heard phrase around the Palace of Westminster tea rooms “Oh he’s on a bender” have another coded meaning, apart from the obvious poofery for which this modern day Sodom and Gomorrah is renowned ? Michael ‘The Snozzle’ Gove being chased by the rozzers after leaving his dealers ‘stash house’ Boris ‘The Main Man’ Johnson has admitted to using cocaine and marijuana an unspecified no. of years ago but says that they had no effect whatsoever on him. So that’s that then, because as we all know, Boris’s honesty is beyond question. He says he sneezed on it and therefore that doesn’t really count. A bit like spunking over a young girls dress in the Oval Office. Doesn’t really count ???? Rory Stewart says he went on a trip to Iran to ‘See the damage being caused by opium’ and decided to go to a wedding and smoke some. Coincidentally smoking this opium pipe had no effect whatsoever on him either. What the fuck? This bunch of cunts would be a right giggle to go on a ‘bender’ with. The ‘Knob Dodger in Chief’ Cressida No Dick needs to restore public confidence in the political classes by finding out once and for all : Is Diane Abbot a mule? What Does Jeremy Corbyn have in his suitcase on his return from his frequent trips to Lebanon ? Is the much publicised Labour v Conservative animosity simply an old fashioned ‘Turf War’ or are the whole lot of these so called ‘Big Beasts’ just a bunch of Grade A Cunts? (Answers on a postcard please) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 Couldn't give a fuck, if truth be told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 Probably snorting it off a prozzies tits, then going all Roman style orgy and copulating with each other. All on expenses of course. Burn the gaff to the ground. Cunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Getfucked_YOU_CUNT! Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 Random drug test the bastards then set fire to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 50 minutes ago, King Billy said: Now that the two leading contenders to be Britain’s next Prime Minister have revealed their past history as ‘Class A’ drug takers (cocaine) and more than one of the other candidates has also revealed similar misdemeanours (Rory Stewart has by his own admission smoked an opium pipe), Should the Met. Police be looking at the Westminster political classes, of all parties, as a drugs gang ? Could they be the bosses of the mysterious ,and whispered about for years ‘Commons Cartel’? Questions need to be answered, Is Boris the Boss of all Bosses? Does Michael Gove really look the way he does if he only tried ‘Charlie’ a couple of times many years ago, or is he ‘On one’ as we speak ? Does the frequently heard phrase around the Palace of Westminster tea rooms “Oh he’s on a bender” have another coded meaning, apart from the obvious poofery for which this modern day Sodom and Gomorrah is renowned ? Michael ‘The Snozzle’ Gove being chased by the rozzers after leaving his dealers ‘stash house’ Boris ‘The Main Man’ Johnson has admitted to using cocaine and marijuana an unspecified no. of years ago but says that they had no effect whatsoever on him. So that’s that then, because as we all know, Boris’s honesty is beyond question. He says he sneezed on it and therefore that doesn’t really count. A bit like spunking over a young girls dress in the Oval Office. Doesn’t really count ???? Rory Stewart says he went on a trip to Iran to ‘See the damage being caused by opium’ and decided to go to a wedding and smoke some. Coincidentally smoking this opium pipe had no effect whatsoever on him either. What the fuck? This bunch of cunts would be a right giggle to go on a ‘bender’ with. The ‘Knob Dodger in Chief’ Cressida No Dick needs to restore public confidence in the political classes by finding out once and for all : Is Diane Abbot a mule? What Does Jeremy Corbyn have in his suitcase on his return from his frequent trips to Lebanon ? Is the much publicised Labour v Conservative animosity simply an old fashioned ‘Turf War’ or are the whole lot of these so called ‘Big Beasts’ just a bunch of Grade A Cunts? (Answers on a postcard please) After this little snippet of information the above mentioned have gone up my estimation, only a little there still cunts of the highest order. I reckon Corbyn has some excellent contacts in the Lebanon for hash, Bojo as foreign secretary was probably forging links with the Columbian cartels, next time your after a decent bit of gear you know where to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 However to be on the safe side let's hope they start using smack, heaven knows Teresa is probably on it already, resulting in a high level of fatal overdoses, job done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 The bigger question is can anyone be arsed to read through a wall of text, shit nomination submitted by a knuckle dragging, daily mail reading, white van driving, faux hard man, trump arse licking mongoloid cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: The bigger question is can anyone be arsed to read through a wall of text, shit nomination submitted by a knuckle dragging, daily mail reading, white van driving, faux hard man, trump arse licking mongoloid cunt? Surely you should be hooked up to your little headset and “gaming” with your fellow deviant freaks at this time of night on a Saturday? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Surely you should be hooked up to your little headset and “gaming” with your fellow deviant freaks at this time of night on a Saturday? What are you up this evening Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Surely you should be hooked up to your little headset and “gaming” with your fellow deviant freaks at this time of night on a Saturday? Yeah you're right i sent you a message over PSN but you were offline 👏 Bellend. Also it's blazing bright sunshine where i am and didn't get dark till 10:00pm+ last night so it's not really night is it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: What are you up this evening Ape? What are you up to this evening Pen? Also could you clarify your gender (old school definition i.e male/female), I can't keep up with the current gender trends. Ta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Glowworm said: What are you up this evening Ape? Organising his collection of Heinz baked bean tins 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Organising his collection of Heinz baked bean tins 😉 Will he be doing this with his friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 28 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: The bigger question is can anyone be arsed to read through a wall of text, shit nomination submitted by a knuckle dragging, daily mail reading, white van driving, faux hard man, trump arse licking mongoloid cunt? You obviously did. Dickhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Organising his collection of Heinz baked bean tins 😉 Very original. Did you think that rib tickler up yourself ? You really are something aren’t you? Oh dear Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Couldn't give a fuck, if truth be told. I was with you there Gypps till I got to ‘truth’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 30 minutes ago, Ape said: Surely you should be hooked up to your little headset and “gaming” with your fellow deviant freaks at this time of night on a Saturday? Ape. Is it likely that Eurospastic404 and BattyBoymore than you are one and the same, or have both been cloned from the same brain damaged Tasmanian devil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 33 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Yeah you're right i sent you a message over PSN but you were offline 👏 Bellend. Also it's blazing bright sunshine where i am and didn't get dark till 10:00pm+ last night so it's not really night is it. Are you not back from your all inclusive Eurovision holiday yet? I’m sure you’ve overindulged at the ‘Suck as much cock as you want’ bar, being a deviant of your well documented appetite for filth and disgusting practices. You might want to get yourself a brain while you’re away. On second thoughts Don’t bother, Just Top yourself. Best wishes Fuck off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are you not back from your all inclusive Eurovision holiday yet? I’m sure you’ve overindulged at the ‘Suck as much cock as you want’ bar, being a deviant of your well documented appetite for filth and disgusting practices. You might want to get yourself a brain while you’re away. On second thoughts Don’t bother, Just Top yourself. Best wishes Fuck off lol Nope i'm in a part of the UK that is generally like that half of the year because i don't live in a slum part of england like you 😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 40 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Nope i'm in a part of the UK that is generally like that half of the year because i don't live in a slum part of england like you 😘 You must be Better than me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: You must be Better than me. Everyone is better than you queen silly slow traits, you fucking effeminate bowl headed spastic....uhahhahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: The bigger question is can anyone be arsed to read through a wall of text It’s nobody else’s fault that you have the attention span of a retarded chimpanzee. May I recommend the children’s section at your local library. Be aware that they will expect you to return the books within 3 weeks so best to take only one book out at a time. I would avoid Harry Potter if I were you. Probably a bit above you concentration level. No need to thank me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Glowworm said: Will he be doing this with his friends? He has a variety of friends. 57 apparently 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 7 hours ago, King Billy said: Now that the two leading contenders to be Britain’s next Prime Minister have revealed their past history as ‘Class A’ drug takers (cocaine) and more than one of the other candidates has also revealed similar misdemeanours (Rory Stewart has by his own admission smoked an opium pipe), Should the Met. Police be looking at the Westminster political classes, of all parties, as a drugs gang ? Could they be the bosses of the mysterious ,and whispered about for years ‘Commons Cartel’? Questions need to be answered, Is Boris the Boss of all Bosses? Does Michael Gove really look the way he does if he only tried ‘Charlie’ a couple of times many years ago, or is he ‘On one’ as we speak ? Does the frequently heard phrase around the Palace of Westminster tea rooms “Oh he’s on a bender” have another coded meaning, apart from the obvious poofery for which this modern day Sodom and Gomorrah is renowned ? Michael ‘The Snozzle’ Gove being chased by the rozzers after leaving his dealers ‘stash house’ Boris ‘The Main Man’ Johnson has admitted to using cocaine and marijuana an unspecified no. of years ago but says that they had no effect whatsoever on him. So that’s that then, because as we all know, Boris’s honesty is beyond question. He says he sneezed on it and therefore that doesn’t really count. A bit like spunking over a young girls dress in the Oval Office. Doesn’t really count ???? Rory Stewart says he went on a trip to Iran to ‘See the damage being caused by opium’ and decided to go to a wedding and smoke some. Coincidentally smoking this opium pipe had no effect whatsoever on him either. What the fuck? This bunch of cunts would be a right giggle to go on a ‘bender’ with. The ‘Knob Dodger in Chief’ Cressida No Dick needs to restore public confidence in the political classes by finding out once and for all : Is Diane Abbot a mule? What Does Jeremy Corbyn have in his suitcase on his return from his frequent trips to Lebanon ? Is the much publicised Labour v Conservative animosity simply an old fashioned ‘Turf War’ or are the whole lot of these so called ‘Big Beasts’ just a bunch of Grade A Cunts? (Answers on a postcard please) Is this satire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 7 hours ago, The Beast said: Probably snorting it off a prozzies tits, then going all Roman style orgy and copulating with each other. All on expenses of course. Burn the gaff to the ground. Cunts You're a man of few words, Proper, but when you cut loose, it's usually quite profound! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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