Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Needle dick bug fucker. I'll put my needle so far into the back of your neck, you'll be screaming for your mummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 15 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Blame the non stop american media we're saturated with in this country nowadays. Y'all come back now y'hear! Spot on, I hear the "kidz" saying "may yore". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 Just now, Earl Albert of Ross said: Spot on, I hear the "kids" saying "may yore". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Spot on, I hear the "kidz" saying "may yore". I'm fresh out of likes Albie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: I'm fresh out of likes Albie. Save them up and give me them on Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 35 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: I'll put my needle so far into the back of your neck, you'll be screaming for your mummy. Re: your "needle".... (photo for size reference) Ouch. It hurts. Please. Have mercy. Yawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 7 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: "Bad boys" though? That sounds downright southern redneck.... 🤔😋 Its sort of mockney geezer isn't it? e.g. Jamie Oliver, "I'm going to put these bad boys on the grill, the lay them on a watercress puree and top it with smoked mozzarella." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 15 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Its sort of mockney geezer isn't it? e.g. Jamie Oliver, "I'm going to put these bad boys on the grill, the lay them on a watercress puree and top it with smoked mozzarella." No wonder the twats restaurants are bankrupt if that’s the sort of shit he serves up for about £150 a head. And that other fucking weirdo Blumenthal, Well call me a cunt but I don’t want to eat fucking ‘line caught organic odour eaters’ in a ‘wild snot and arse flavoured jus’ on a bed of freshly gathered Maltesers from the Himalayas. Your bill sir. £500 plus service charge, so the cunt doesn’t have to pay the other cunts who work there (allegedly) any fucking wages. Not that they deserve any. Bunch of cunts. What’s wrong with a cheese slice and a can of coke from Greggs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Its sort of mockney geezer isn't it? e.g. Jamie Oliver, "I'm going to put these bad boys on the grill, the lay them on a watercress puree and top it with smoked mozzarella." After Googling who Jamie Oliver is and what "mockney" means, I could hear it in my mind and chuckled "yes, I suppose that's it". When he first posted it, I was thinking more Jeff Foxworthy or Larry The Cable Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: Bunch of cunts. What’s wrong with a cheese slice and a can of coke from Greggs? Now you're talking. 👍 Give me a big slice of NY style cheese pizza and Coke three times a day. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Now you're talking. 👍 Give me a big slice of NY style cheese pizza and Coke three times a day. 😎 Orally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Orally? That would be my first choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Orally? Your starter for ten Billy, no conferring...... where's this from? "You are orrally men?" "You watch it!!" "He means O'Reilly....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 5 hours ago, scotty said: Your starter for ten Billy, no conferring...... where's this from? "You are orrally men?" "You watch it!!" "He means O'Reilly....." Is it from ‘Mash’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 Flowery Twats 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 Fatty Owls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 Slow fiats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Slow fiats Toffy slaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Toffy slaw Wolf Tone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 9 hours ago, scotty said: Your starter for ten Billy, no conferring...... where's this from? "You are orrally men?" "You watch it!!" "He means O'Reilly....." Don't mention the war! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 9 hours ago, scotty said: Your starter for ten Billy, no conferring...... where's this from? "You are orrally men?" "You watch it!!" "He means O'Reilly....." Michael Collins ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Michael Collins ? Neil Armstrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 38 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Neil Armstrong? Neil has a very strong arm. It seems he uses it a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: Neil has a very strong arm. It seems he uses it a lot. Bwaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Betterthanyou said: Don't mention the war! Shut up and go back to bed, Basil!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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