Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Hmm, you're going to have to learn to simply accept my word on apparently subjective matters like this, which will save a lot of time and trouble in the long run. Just this once though, as you're new, I can confirm that the aforementioned thread was infinitely more cuntisized. (© @nocti, June 13, 2015.) I understand. And while I have no doubt or questions as to the veracity or accuracy of your claim to be a trusted and recognized authority on the subject of cuntiness, inasmuch as I do have a certain vested interest in the comparative level of cuntishness vis-a-vis this particular thread, I'd really have to actually see and peruse this other example of supposedly superior cuntification in order to arrive at my own conclusion. Or "cuntclusion" if I may. Until then, I'm just going to have to proceed on the assumption that this thread is every bit as cunty, if not possibly even a touch on the cuntier side, as the one to which you earlier referenced. Your understanding in this matter is greatly and cuntily appreciated. I remain, yours in cuntiness, etc, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 I once got lost on the South Stack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: I once got lost on the South Stack. That's part of a song lyric, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: That's part of a song lyric, isn't it? It is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 Just now, Glowworm said: It is now. Fuckin awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 I once got lost on the South Stack Tryin'a git on home to you. I got lost on the South Stack Tryin'a git on home to you. I been lost in the South Stack So long my balls are turnin' blue. <<guitar solo>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I once got lost on the South Stack Tryin'a git on home to you. I got lost on the South Stack Tryin'a git on home to you. I been lost in the South Stack So long my balls are turnin' blue. <<guitar solo>> NO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I once got lost on the South Stack Tryin'a git on home to you. I got lost on the South Stack Tryin'a git on home to you. I been lost in the South Stack So long my balls are turnin' blue. <<guitar solo>> The South Stack is in Wales at Holyhead .. what were you doing there .. were you after the sailors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: The South Stack is in Wales at Holyhead .. what were you doing there .. were you after the sailors? Once we leave the EU our first move should be to have a deal with Putin and swap Wales for Chernobyl. Both including occupants. They get the fuckin sheepshaggers and we get loads of 2 headed fish. A Brexit bonus if I’m not mistaken. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Fucking Remoaners. That’ll show em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: The South Stack is in Wales at Holyhead .. what were you doing there .. were you after the sailors? In a manner of speaking, I suppose.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Once we leave the EU our first move should be to have a deal with Putin and swap Wales for Chernobyl. Both including occupants. They get the fuckin sheepshaggers and we get loads of 2 headed fish. A Brexit bonus if I’m not mistaken. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Fucking Remoaners. That’ll show em. What will happen to Doc Martin???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: What will happen to Doc Martin???? The boots or the tv series? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: The boots or the tv series? Ellingham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 18 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I once got lost on the South Stack Tryin'a git on home to you. I got lost on the South Stack Tryin'a git on home to you. I been lost in the South Stack So long my balls are turnin' blue. <<guitar solo>> I've had a few hits. 'Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucker' is one of my favourites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've had a few hits. 'Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucker' is one of my favourites. Can you hum a few bars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Can you hum a few bars? I was once asked by my neighbour, whose 8 year old son I had looked after for a few hours, why the little boy had been singing that song.. .. The kid wanted to watch cartoons, I'm not a fucking tyrant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was once asked by my neighbour, whose 8 year old son I had looked after for a few hours, why the little boy had been singing that song.. .. The kid wanted to watch cartoons, I'm not a fucking tyrant! The kid's name wasn't Kenny I hope.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: The kid's name wasn't Kenny I hope.... You’re not doing dreadfully well on here are you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: ... I'd really have to actually see and peruse this other example of supposedly superior cuntification in order to arrive at my own conclusion. Only the original post remains in the archive, and while it was one of Cat's better efforts it was still obviously pretty fucking lame. The rest of the thread was pure gold, though, compared to this fucking car crash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Once we leave the EU our first move should be to have a deal with Putin and swap Wales for Chernobyl. Both including occupants. They get the fuckin sheepshaggers and we get loads of 2 headed fish. A Brexit bonus if I’m not mistaken. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Fucking Remoaners. That’ll show em. I know Putin wants it, but I think Chernobyl is in Ukraine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: In a manner of speaking, I suppose.... Is this the Salvation Navy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: I know Putin wants it, but I think Chernobyl is in Ukraine. You’re right Albert but Putin’s name was easier to spell than the Ukrainian Cunt. Don’t tell any one I fucked up. Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: You’re right Albert but Putin’s name was easier to spell than the Ukrainian Cunt. Don’t tell any one I fucked up. Cheers Your secret's safe with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is this the Salvation Navy? I’d torpedo all of them. “Up Periscope” ”Fire ! “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Only the original post remains in the archive, and while it was one of Cat's better efforts it was still obviously pretty fucking lame. The rest of the thread was pure gold, though, compared to this fucking car crash. And yet, like a car crash, you can't look away. You are my bitch!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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