Dumb cunts who get themselves lost in the wild and need to be rescued...

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Hmm, you're going to have to learn to simply accept my word on apparently subjective matters like this, which will save a lot of time and trouble in the long run.

Just this once though, as you're new, I can confirm that the aforementioned thread was infinitely more cuntisized. (© @nocti, June 13, 2015.)

I understand. And while I have no doubt or questions as to the veracity or accuracy of your claim to be a trusted and recognized authority on the subject of cuntiness,  inasmuch as I do have a certain vested interest in the comparative level of cuntishness vis-a-vis this particular thread, I'd really have to actually see and peruse this other example of supposedly superior cuntification in order to arrive at my own conclusion.

Or "cuntclusion" if I may.

Until then, I'm just going to have to proceed on the assumption that this thread is every bit as cunty, if not possibly even a touch on the cuntier side, as the one to which you earlier referenced.

Your understanding in this matter is greatly and cuntily appreciated.

I remain, yours in cuntiness, etc, etc.

[Penny Farthing]

I once got lost on the South Stack.

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

1 minute ago, Glowworm said:

I once got lost on the South Stack.

That's part of a song lyric, isn't it?

[Penny Farthing]

Just now, Salty Piss Flap said:

That's part of a song lyric, isn't it?

It is now.

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

Just now, Glowworm said:

It is now.

Fuckin awesome.

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

I once got lost on the South Stack

Tryin'a git on home to you.

I got lost on the South Stack

Tryin'a git on home to you.

I been lost in the South Stack

So long my balls are turnin' blue.

<<guitar solo>>

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

I once got lost on the South Stack

Tryin'a git on home to you.

I got lost on the South Stack

Tryin'a git on home to you.

I been lost in the South Stack

So long my balls are turnin' blue.

<<guitar solo>>

NO!!

[Penny Farthing]

2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

I once got lost on the South Stack

Tryin'a git on home to you.

I got lost on the South Stack

Tryin'a git on home to you.

I been lost in the South Stack

So long my balls are turnin' blue.

<<guitar solo>>

The South Stack is in Wales at Holyhead .. what were you doing there .. were you after the sailors?

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

The South Stack is in Wales at Holyhead .. what were you doing there .. were you after the sailors?

Once we leave the EU our first move should be to have a deal with Putin and swap Wales for Chernobyl. Both including occupants. They get the fuckin sheepshaggers and we get loads of 2 headed fish. A Brexit bonus if I’m not mistaken. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Fucking Remoaners. That’ll show em.

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

1 minute ago, Glowworm said:

The South Stack is in Wales at Holyhead .. what were you doing there .. were you after the sailors?

In a manner of speaking, I suppose....

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Once we leave the EU our first move should be to have a deal with Putin and swap Wales for Chernobyl. Both including occupants. They get the fuckin sheepshaggers and we get loads of 2 headed fish. A Brexit bonus if I’m not mistaken. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Fucking Remoaners. That’ll show em.

What will happen to Doc Martin????

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

What will happen to Doc Martin????

The boots or the tv series?

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

Just now, King Billy said:

The boots or the tv series?

Ellingham.

[Eric Cuntman]

18 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

I once got lost on the South Stack

Tryin'a git on home to you.

I got lost on the South Stack

Tryin'a git on home to you.

I been lost in the South Stack

So long my balls are turnin' blue.

<<guitar solo>>

I've had a few hits. 'Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucker' is one of my favourites.

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I've had a few hits. 'Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucker' is one of my favourites.

Can you hum a few bars?

[Eric Cuntman]

7 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

Can you hum a few bars?

I was once asked by my neighbour, whose 8 year old son I had looked after for a few hours, why the little boy had been singing that song.. 

.. The kid wanted to watch cartoons, I'm not a fucking tyrant!

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I was once asked by my neighbour, whose 8 year old son I had looked after for a few hours, why the little boy had been singing that song.. 

.. The kid wanted to watch cartoons, I'm not a fucking tyrant!

The kid's name wasn't Kenny I hope....

[Earl of Punkape]

4 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

The kid's name wasn't Kenny I hope....

You’re not doing dreadfully well on here are you ?

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

... I'd really have to actually see and peruse this other example of supposedly superior cuntification in order to arrive at my own conclusion.

Only the original post remains in the archive, and while it was one of Cat's better efforts it was still obviously pretty fucking lame. The rest of the thread was pure gold, though, compared to this fucking car crash.

 

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Once we leave the EU our first move should be to have a deal with Putin and swap Wales for Chernobyl. Both including occupants. They get the fuckin sheepshaggers and we get loads of 2 headed fish. A Brexit bonus if I’m not mistaken. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Fucking Remoaners. That’ll show em.

I know Putin wants it, but I think Chernobyl is in Ukraine.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

In a manner of speaking, I suppose....

Is this the Salvation Navy?

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said:

I know Putin wants it, but I think Chernobyl is in Ukraine.

You’re right Albert but Putin’s name was easier to spell than the Ukrainian Cunt. Don’t tell any one I fucked up. Cheers

[Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)]

Just now, King Billy said:

You’re right Albert but Putin’s name was easier to spell than the Ukrainian Cunt. Don’t tell any one I fucked up. Cheers

Your secret's safe with me.

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is this the Salvation Navy?

I’d torpedo all of them. 

“Up Periscope”

”Fire ! “

[Guest Salty Piss Flap]

26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Only the original post remains in the archive, and while it was one of Cat's better efforts it was still obviously pretty fucking lame. The rest of the thread was pure gold, though, compared to this fucking car crash.

 

And yet, like a car crash, you can't look away.

You are my bitch!!!!