Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 If this cunt is elected her theme tune should be "One in Ten" by UB40, as opposed by Tony the war criminal Blair's "Things Can Only Get Better", unless you're an Iraqi citizen obviously. Total bunch of utter disdainful cunts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 On 11/06/2019 at 12:46, Khiwa said: Why Esther! You little saucepot!😉 I would (and so would Neil, hopefully not at the same time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 On 11/06/2019 at 14:57, scotty said: Lorraine Kelly seems none too fond of her..... https://youtu.be/4qYHO2r9Fc0 I wouldn't, Lorraine's an EU apologist jock cunt, she can fuck right off, the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, kylie said: I would (and so would Neil, hopefully not at the same time) Bullshit you'd definitely be hoping Neil would join you for a spit-roast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 Eliminated in the first round! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 I wonder if she needs a sympathy shag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 8 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Eliminated in the first round! She ended up with 8 men and one woman on top of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 38 minutes ago, Neil said: I wonder if she needs a sympathy shag? Would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 I don't know much about her, but from what I've seen, she appears to be a skanky twat slag who's more concerned with showing off her tits than being a serious politician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I don't know much about her, but from what I've seen, she appears to be a skanky twat slag who's more concerned with showing off her tits than being a serious politician. Perhaps an appropriate partner for yourself... You didn’t go to Eton did you.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 9 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Eliminated in the first round! Just like Michael Spinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Perhaps an appropriate partner for yourself... You didn’t go to Eton did you.... lol. I'd do her once. Maybe even give her cab fare for the ride home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 6 hours ago, King Billy said: Just like Michael Spinks She's also been battered around the ring like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I'd do her once. Maybe even give her cab fare for the ride home. You'd have to put her into the cab yourself. She wouldn't be able to walk after that rohypnol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 8 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I'd do her once. Maybe even give her cab fare for the ride home. Neil does the raping around here. He won’t take kindly to anyone muscling in on his work. I mean you wouldn’t stand outside Tesco flogging carrier bags for 4p, Would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Neil does the raping around here. He won’t take kindly to anyone muscling in on his work. I mean you wouldn’t stand outside Tesco flogging carrier bags for 4p, Would you? Do you know whether Neil ever does any trawling along the M6 or doing "pick-ups" at Sandbach Services? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 50 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Do you know whether Neil ever does any trawling along the M6 or doing "pick-ups" at Sandbach Services? Not sure about ‘pick ups’ but his van has been fitted with some very specialised equipment in the back and is apparently invisible to police helicopters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Not sure about ‘pick ups’ but his van has been fitted with some very specialised equipment in the back and is apparently invisible to police helicopters I can't imagine Neil's chopper being made invisible to police choppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: Not sure about ‘pick ups’ but his van has been fitted with some very specialised equipment in the back and is apparently invisible to police helicopters Word on the street is he was a regular visitor to one Peter Sutcliffe at Broadmoor, learning from his mistakes and serving an apprenticeship in this despicable trade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 26 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Word on the street is he was a regular visitor to one Peter Sutcliffe at Broadmoor, learning from his mistakes and serving an apprenticeship in this despicable trade. You think you can wind up old Neil with this puerile shite?. You will have more success shoving a kilo of butter up your arse with a hot knitting needle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: You think you can wind up old Neil with this puerile shite?. You will have more success shoving a kilo of butter up your arse with a hot knitting needle. I've said it before but I'll say it again.... Fuck off Withers you prat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 50 minutes ago, King Billy said: Not sure about ‘pick ups’ but his van has been fitted with some very specialised equipment in the back and is apparently invisible to police helicopters To think you are top of the board. Keep throwing the shit at the wall, and some is bound to stick. Diabolical, even by your standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: To think you are top of the board. Keep throwing the shit at the wall, and some is bound to stick. Diabolical, even by your standards. Thank you for your kind words Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: Thank you for your kind words Fuck off End it all with a litre of battery acid.... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 20 hours ago, Khiwa said: She ended up with 8 men and one woman on top of her. No wonder Roops endorsed her on another thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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