Penny Farthing Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: In the beginning God made the land Then He made the water and creatures, then He made man He was born with a passion, love and hate A restless spirit with a need for a mate But there was something that was missing, something lost So he came with the answer, here's what it cost One part love, one part wild One part lady, one part child I give you Women, women, lots of pretty women Men, men, they can't live without them Women, women, lots of pretty women Men, men, they can't live without them And in the garden, lust began The animal instinct, the wanton man She fed him with a hunger, an appetite And fillin' with emotion he took a bite It was one part love, one part child One part lover, one part wild I give you Women, women,… Fuck this @Ape needs to explain this "astrophysics" thing and place it in context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I'm not sure why you mention Patrick Moore or Magnus Pyke, as neither of them are on record for holding a religious viewpoint nor have they acknowledged a diety, on the contrary, science was their god. As for the bible, some would argue that it holds no more authority than Greek mythology. Magnus Pyke, was in fact held in much contempt by the church, specifically after he suggested that the post WW2 protein shortage could be alleviated by turning the surplus of blood donated for the war effort into black pudding, and feeding it to the masses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Magnus Pyke, was in fact held in much contempt by the church, specifically after he suggested that the post WW2 protein shortage could be alleviated by turning the surplus of blood donated for the war effort into black pudding, and feeding it to the masses. Good idea. Vegetarianism hadn't been invented then, so good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Good idea. Vegetarianism hadn't been invented then, so good idea. But the church saw it as ungodly and cannibalistic. So they 'cuntbuttoned' him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: But the church saw it as ungodly and cannibalistic. So they 'cuntbuttoned' him. I'm waiting for Roops to point out, with her usual wikipedia cut and paste job, to inform me that vegetarianism had been invented by then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm waiting for Roops to point out, with her usual wikipedia cut and paste job, to inform me that vegetarianism had been invented by then. Hitler was a vegetarian as any fule kno' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 32 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Hitler was a vegetarian as any fule kno' Technically he wasn't. He took loads of supplements that contained animal blood and animal glands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: But the church saw it as ungodly and cannibalistic. So they 'cuntbuttoned' him. Forget this shit, Roops has given Jiggers and me a 'like'. What do you think of that then. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this shit, Roops has given Jiggers and me a 'like'. What do you think of that then. lol lol Is that like getting the Golden Button in Britain's Got Talent? Do golden rays of buttery sunshine suddenly materialise from nowhere and hordes of nymphomanic Swedish lovelies throw themselves at me offering unimaginable sexual favours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 30 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Hitler was a vegetarian as any fule kno' Well before he was kicking down border posts as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Is that like getting the Golden Button in Britain's Got Talent? Do golden rays of buttery sunshine suddenly materialise from nowhere and hordes of nymphomanic Swedish lovelies throw themselves at me offering unimaginable sexual favours? Sounds like one of Neil's dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Is that like getting the Golden Button in Britain's Got Talent? Do golden rays of buttery sunshine suddenly materialise from nowhere and hordes of nymphomanic Swedish lovelies throw themselves at me offering unimaginable sexual favours? Off course not. I'm a modest person and wouldn't stoop to such hyperbole but punters have a better chance of winning a Nobel prize than receiving a like from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Off course not. I'm a modest person and wouldn't stoop to such hyperbole but punters have a better chance of winning a Nobel prize than receiving a like from me. Oh so you say! I have it on good authority that all it takes is the promise of a pint of Guinness and a packet of Pork Scratchings and you're anybody's plaything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Off course not. I'm a modest person and wouldn't stoop to such hyperbole but punters have a better chance of winning a Nobel prize than receiving a like from me. I’ve had a few over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Oh so you say! I have it on good authority that all it takes is the promise of a pint of Guinness and a packet of Pork Scratchings and you're anybody's plaything! Sadly, you were misinformed, I hate Guinness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 12 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve had a few over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 24 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve had a few over the years. She's talking about likes, not cocks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 27 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Life’s great on Playa de la Barrosa. Come on over.. my legs are bigger than they appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm waiting for Roops to point out, with her usual wikipedia cut and paste job, to inform me that vegetarianism had been invented by then. Surely you meant 'cunt and paste'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Magnus Pyke, was in fact held in much contempt by the church, specifically after he suggested that the post WW2 protein shortage could be alleviated by turning the surplus of blood donated for the war effort into black pudding, and feeding it to the masses. Punkers gets so much protein, he swallows most of it and rubs the rest into his chin and buttocks lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: This deluded idiot is currently pedalling a farrago of horseshit about the planets and the universe with no references whatsoever to God’s exclusive role in the process. He espouses a totally atheist viewpoint and isn’t a patch on Patrick Moore or Magnus Pike. He needs to open the bible at book 1...Genesis to get his facts right then fuck off to Uranus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Life’s great on Playa de la Barrosa. Come on over.. my legs are bigger than they appear. Hop over to Tangiers and we'll have a look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 53 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Surely you meant 'cunt and paste'. No one has ever shown where this alleged "cut and paste" occurs - most unsporting I'd say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Oh so you say! I have it on good authority that all it takes is the promise of a pint of Guinness and a packet of Pork Scratchings and you're anybody's plaything! Not so. The truth is that she would stand on her head against the bar, the barman would fill her minge with Guinness, and she would give you a packet of Scratchings, if you could drink her dry. She was a sporting lass. I could never manage to drink 9 pints of Guinness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Hop over to Tangiers and we'll have a look. Why should he hop? He said legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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