Frank Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking tell me about it. I have a younger relative, female, 18 years old. It claims to have at least 7 different types of autism, syndromes and disorders. It won't walk anywhere or go on a bus, because "I feel awkward around people", but it can happily be chauffeured everywhere in a taxi. To my mind a much more socially claustrophobic situation. It is also unable to go in a shop, post office or anywhere else. Cannot do washing up because of anxiety about dirty water. Strangely though, it is able to sit in its bedroom on an XBox all day. It's all's load of bollocks, so that nobody asks her to do a fucking thing. But try saying that, and the older female members of the family circle like protective mother hens, and defend it by claiming "it's all genuine mental illness". Is it fuck, it's a lazy fucking teenager that wants to be left to it's silly fucking computer games. I guarantee, if I handed this kid a £100 voucher for 'CEX' or 'Gamestation', all of a sudden, the fear of going into shops would be forgotten, and it would be through the doors and barging cunts out of the way to get to the counter. I like you a lot, Éric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 Just now, Frank said: I like you a lot, Éric. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking tell me about it. I have a younger relative, female, 18 years old. It claims to have at least 7 different types of autism, syndromes and disorders. It won't walk anywhere or go on a bus, because "I feel awkward around people", but it can happily be chauffeured everywhere in a taxi. To my mind a much more socially claustrophobic situation. It is also unable to go in a shop, post office or anywhere else. Cannot do washing up because of anxiety about dirty water. Strangely though, it is able to sit in its bedroom on an XBox all day. It's all's load of bollocks, so that nobody asks her to do a fucking thing. But try saying that, and the older female members of the family circle like protective mother hens, and defend it by claiming "it's all genuine mental illness". Is it fuck, it's a lazy fucking teenager that wants to be left to it's silly fucking computer games. I guarantee, if I handed this kid a £100 voucher for 'CEX' or 'Gamestation', all of a sudden, the fear of going into shops would be forgotten, and it would be through the doors and barging cunts out of the way to get to the counter. What did the LBGTQ, Autisic, ADHD, Dyslexic teenager get for Christmas? Ignored!! The attention-seeking little cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, Frank said: I like you a lot, Éric. Stop tonguing Eric's tea towel holder in public, you Greek exhibitionist cunt. You fucking disgust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Stop tonguing Eric's tea towel holder in public, you Greek exhibitionist cunt. You fucking disgust me. It’s hard to love a man whose legs are bent and paralysed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s hard to love a man whose legs are bent and paralysed. I'll defer to your expertise in this particular area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking tell me about it. I have a younger relative, female, 18 years old. It claims to have at least 7 different types of autism, syndromes and disorders. It won't walk anywhere or go on a bus, because "I feel awkward around people", but it can happily be chauffeured everywhere in a taxi. To my mind a much more socially claustrophobic situation. It is also unable to go in a shop, post office or anywhere else. Cannot do washing up because of anxiety about dirty water. Strangely though, it is able to sit in its bedroom on an XBox all day. It's all's load of bollocks, so that nobody asks her to do a fucking thing. But try saying that, and the older female members of the family circle like protective mother hens, and defend it by claiming "it's all genuine mental illness". Is it fuck, it's a lazy fucking teenager that wants to be left to it's silly fucking computer games. I guarantee, if I handed this kid a £100 voucher for 'CEX' or 'Gamestation', all of a sudden, the fear of going into shops would be forgotten, and it would be through the doors and barging cunts out of the way to get to the counter. Probably nothing 10" up the wrong 'un wouldn't sort out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 25 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Probably nothing 10" up the wrong 'un wouldn't sort out. I would say a size 10 boot, delivered squarely to the arse is what's needed.. But I suppose the above is typical of perverse, degenerate, fecally obsessed Eurotrash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Frank said: I like you a lot, Éric. Gay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: barging cunts out of the way to get to the counter. I don't think that I I have told you Eric but one of my Great-Great Grandfathers was a Bargee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking tell me about it. I have a younger relative, female, 18 years old. It claims to have at least 7 different types of autism, syndromes and disorders. It won't walk anywhere or go on a bus, because "I feel awkward around people", but it can happily be chauffeured everywhere in a taxi. To my mind a much more socially claustrophobic situation. It is also unable to go in a shop, post office or anywhere else. Cannot do washing up because of anxiety about dirty water. Strangely though, it is able to sit in its bedroom on an XBox all day. It's all's load of bollocks, so that nobody asks her to do a fucking thing. But try saying that, and the older female members of the family circle like protective mother hens, and defend it by claiming "it's all genuine mental illness". Is it fuck, it's a lazy fucking teenager that wants to be left to it's silly fucking computer games. I guarantee, if I handed this kid a £100 voucher for 'CEX' or 'Gamestation', all of a sudden, the fear of going into shops would be forgotten, and it would be through the doors and barging cunts out of the way to get to the counter. Send her round to Uncle Neil,I'll bring her into the real fucking world.Virtual reality will sting a bit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 34 minutes ago, Neil said: Send her round to Uncle Neil,I'll bring her into the real fucking world.Virtual reality will sting a bit though. Good old Neil, a shining example of moral decency and restraint, just without any moral decency or restraint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good old Neil, a shining example of moral decency and restraint, just without any moral decency or restraint. Neil always uses restraints. Usually when they’ve said NO! but really they mean yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Neil always uses restraints. Usually when they’ve said NO! but really they mean yes. I wonder why he has got a van 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking tell me about it. I have a younger relative, female, 18 years old. It claims to have at least 7 different types of autism, syndromes and disorders. It won't walk anywhere or go on a bus, because "I feel awkward around people", but it can happily be chauffeured everywhere in a taxi. To my mind a much more socially claustrophobic situation. It is also unable to go in a shop, post office or anywhere else. Cannot do washing up because of anxiety about dirty water. Strangely though, it is able to sit in its bedroom on an XBox all day. It's all's load of bollocks, so that nobody asks her to do a fucking thing. But try saying that, and the older female members of the family circle like protective mother hens, and defend it by claiming "it's all genuine mental illness". Is it fuck, it's a lazy fucking teenager that wants to be left to it's silly fucking computer games. I guarantee, if I handed this kid a £100 voucher for 'CEX' or 'Gamestation', all of a sudden, the fear of going into shops would be forgotten, and it would be through the doors and barging cunts out of the way to get to the counter. She ever considered a career in Hospital management? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatcat Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 On 13/06/2019 at 01:33, Ollyboro said: A strong - and may I also suggest- a brave opening post. You're coming across as the kind of new kid on the block that the Corner's crying out for. You have definite leadership qualities. What are your thoughts about the following: The Blacks Hermersexualists The pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre Frank Bough Cliff's continued innocence Harvey Price (trigger warning) The McCanns (trigger warning) The lack of industrial investment by successive governments (no matter what their political outlook) The state of your crack/craic/anus. Well, I gave it a good deal of thought. My university education, lifetime experience and streetwise attitude, helped me reach this conclusion. I think they are all a bunch of cunts. Though not the state of my crack. That is in wonderful condition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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