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Probably been done before but bollocks anyway. Dogs are foul creatures that love rolling in shit, eating shit and then licking strangers in the face. I fucking hate dogs.

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13 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

Probably been done before...

You think?

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5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

You think?

Dogs owners have been done in one form or the other but I am not sure that dogs have been done in their own right.

 

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7 hours ago, Glowworm said:

Proably been done before but bollocks anyway. Dogs are foul creatures that love rolling in shit, eating shit and then licking strangers in the face. I fucking hate dogs.

Go outside and fucking bite one then.

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7 hours ago, Glowworm said:

Proably been done before but bollocks anyway. Dogs are foul creatures that love rolling in shit, eating shit and then licking strangers in the face. I fucking hate dogs.

Imagine if the D button on your keyboard wasn’t working and you had to use the W button instead. Under those circumstances I would wholeheartedly agree with this post.

just saying

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1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said:

It’s a load of fucking dogshit.

What exactly did you expect to find under your foreskin?

lol

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8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

What exactly did you expect to find under your foreskin?

 

a rabbi

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I’m amazed that the dog shit-obsessed, sinister, games console wanker that is @Erroreptile404hasn’t chimed in on this, his favourite subject. 

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10 hours ago, Glowworm said:

Probably been done before but bollocks anyway. Dogs are foul creatures that love rolling in shit, eating shit and then licking strangers in the face. I fucking hate dogs.

At least dogs will never fuck you over. They're loyal and you can always trust them. I trust my dogs to always shit in other people's gardens.

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6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

At least dogs will never fuck you over. They're loyal and you can always trust them. I trust my dogs to always shit in other people's gardens.

True story gypps, my nearly-ex-wife has just taken on a saluki from a woman who got the dog off of some gypsy kids. When it arrived at our house the first thing it did was pick up a necklace off the wife's dressing table and leg it down the fucking road. 

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10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

At least dogs will never fuck you over. They're loyal and you can always trust them. I trust my dogs to always shit in other people's gardens.

train them to shit in Andrea Leadsom's mouth and I'll be your bitch

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2 minutes ago, scotty said:

True story gypps, my nearly-ex-wife has just taken on a saluki from a woman who got the dog off of some gypsy kids. When it arrived at our house the first thing it did was pick up a necklace off the wife's dressing table and leg it down the fucking road. 

was it an Israeli Retriever Swotty?

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7 minutes ago, scotty said:

True story gypps, my nearly-ex-wife has just taken on a saluki from a woman who got the dog off of some gypsy kids. When it arrived at our house the first thing it did was pick up a necklace off the wife's dressing table and leg it down the fucking road. 

Nice 

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6 minutes ago, ratcum said:

train them to shit in Andrea Leadsom's mouth and I'll be your bitch

They wont go anywhere near that cunt. They have standards you know. 

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29 minutes ago, Ape said:

I’m amazed that the dog shit-obsessed, sinister, games console wanker that is @Erroreptile404hasn’t chimed in on this, his favourite subject. 

He’s in a state of paralysis having wanked himself unconscious just reading all this dogshit talk 

fucking dogophile cunt

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4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

They wont go anywhere near that cunt. They have standards you know. 

I said her mouth not her cu..

.. oh I see what you did there.

Clever

 

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17 minutes ago, scotty said:

True story gypps, my nearly-ex-wife has just taken on a saluki from a woman who got the dog off of some gypsy kids. When it arrived at our house the first thing it did was pick up a necklace off the wife's dressing table and leg it down the fucking road. 

Was it her favourite pearl necklace?

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29 minutes ago, ratcum said:

was it an Israeli Retriever Swotty?

Better than a Palestinian Border Terrier though, don’t you think Herr Oberst?

Tell me if i’m wrong but I bet you are a big fan of the American Coonhound?

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1 hour ago, ratcum said:

was it an Israeli Retriever Swotty?

Less of an Israeli Retriever ratty, more like a Trainee Thiever. 

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