Neil Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 When did it become OK to just drive off when you've just taken a wing mirror off or scraped down the side of someones parked car?.The price of replacement mirrors is a fucking joke what with the electrics inside the cunts but the cunt who took mine off my van whilst it was parked needs fucking with the rough end of a pineapple.Karma will get you you fucking arsewipe.Learn to drive you fucking wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 12 minutes ago, Neil said: When did it become OK to just drive off when you've just taken a wing mirror off or scraped down the side of someones parked car?.The price of replacement mirrors is a fucking joke what with the electrics inside the cunts but the cunt who took mine off my van whilst it was parked needs fucking with the rough end of a pineapple.Karma will get you you fucking arsewipe.Learn to drive you fucking wankers. You got a white van Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 49 minutes ago, Neil said: When did it become OK to just drive off when you've just taken a wing mirror off or scraped down the side of someones parked car?.The price of replacement mirrors is a fucking joke what with the electrics inside the cunts but the cunt who took mine off my van whilst it was parked needs fucking with the rough end of a pineapple.Karma will get you you fucking arsewipe.Learn to drive you fucking wankers. Any surveillance cameras in the area? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 53 minutes ago, Neil said: When did it become OK to just drive off when you've just taken a wing mirror off or scraped down the side of someones parked car?.The price of replacement mirrors is a fucking joke what with the electrics inside the cunts but the cunt who took mine off my van whilst it was parked needs fucking with the rough end of a pineapple.Karma will get you you fucking arsewipe.Learn to drive you fucking wankers. You drive a van ? How ghastly.Are you a rat catcher? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 22 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Any surveillance cameras in the area? I'm not that fucking stupid to operate in an area that might catch me on film am I?...you don't get away with it for as long as I have being careless. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: When did it become OK to just drive off when you've just taken a wing mirror off or scraped down the side of someones parked car?.The price of replacement mirrors is a fucking joke what with the electrics inside the cunts but the cunt who took mine off my van whilst it was parked needs fucking with the rough end of a pineapple.Karma will get you you fucking arsewipe.Learn to drive you fucking wankers. Probably a Romanian gypsy driving around in an uninsured shitheap transit, looking for dumped radiators. I'll have a word with him😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: I'm not that fucking stupid to operate in an area that might catch me on film am I?...you don't get away with it for as long as I have being careless. Only takes one mistake Neil! Look what happened to those two Hillside Strangler cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Only takes one mistake Neil! Look what happened to those two Hillside Strangler cunts! You need long arms to strangle a hillside 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: You need long arms to strangle a hillside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: I'm not that fucking stupid to operate in an area that might catch me on film am I?...you don't get away with it for as long as I have being careless. I always imagined that you would keep trophies, like that necklace Dolph Lundgren made out of his victims ears in 'Universal Soldier', only made out of piss-flaps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: I'm not that fucking stupid to operate in an area that might catch me on film am I?...you don't get away with it for as long as I have being careless. Doesn't seem like a fake number plate would be that difficult to produce. Also, if you're a nefarious criminal as you hint at being, why not just go steal a replacement mirror from some other schmuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: You need long arms to strangle a hillside Or very slender hillsides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 When you say 'parked' do you mean come to rest in the local dogging hotspot? And is it possible that the damage was caused by a member of the 'audience'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 6 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Doesn't seem like a fake number plate would be that difficult to produce. Also, if you're a nefarious criminal as you hint at being, why not just go steal a replacement mirror from some other schmuck? Reported for slurring Neil's character and reputation. He's not a thief as you imply, he's just a prolific rapist and practiced onanist. Be more careful with your accusations in the future. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 51 minutes ago, scotty said: Reported for slurring Neil's character and reputation. He's not a thief as you imply, he's just a prolific rapist and practiced onanist. Be more careful with your accusations in the future. Scotty, this whole Nom. is bullshit. The Bedford Rascal was never produced with electric mirrors. Not even the Limited Edition Rapermatic model, which Neil cherishes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 12 hours ago, Glowworm said: You got a white van Neil? No, shows the blood stains too easily. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 31 minutes ago, Neil said: No? shows the blood stains too easily. Royal Mail red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 12 hours ago, scotty said: Reported for slurring Neil's character and reputation. He's not a thief as you imply, he's just a prolific rapist and practiced onanist. Be more careful with your accusations in the future. I heard he was just a small time perv who's been kicked out of various department stores for taking upskirt pictures of mannequins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 16 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I heard he was just a small time perv... Born and raised in South Detroit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Born and raised in South Detroit? He pulled a midnight train goin' anywhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: He pulled a midnight train goin' anywhere... 'Dont stop, abducting..' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: He pulled a midnight train goin' anywhere... I'm tempted to make my second "Choirboys" reference in as many days, but less is more. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: He pulled a midnight train goin' anywhere... Was this the Royal Highlander? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm tempted to make my second "Choirboys" reference in as many days, but less is more. Go Ahead bitch, jump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm tempted to make my second "Choirboys" reference in as many days, but less is more. Inasmuch as I read that book several years ago (and got the "pressed ham through the wrapper" reference), by all means, do!!! The only other things I recall are a character named Roscoe Rules who referred to everyone as "scrotes", and the night two cops became "legends in their own time" after a nasty car wreck in which a couple of people were decapitated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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