Guest judgetwi Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 Up until a couple of months ago I had barely heard of this Eton, poshboy , Maybot arselicking wanker. Suddenly he is the BBC’s favourite remoaner poster boy. You have to hand it to Roderick...... obviously he knew he couldn’t win this election but he knows how the media works and who’s side they are on. Much as i’d like to punch his sneering, poshboy, save the planet, I really care about poor people fucking face in, you have to admire the cunt’s bare faced fucking cheek. That’s what comes of an Eton education. Boris please take note you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 I don't know who this is. But I gave you a like because I'm drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't know who this is. But I gave you a like because I'm drunk. Maybe you're not as think as you drunk you are.... 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 Never heard of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 15 hours ago, judgetwi said: Up until a couple of months ago I had barely heard of this Eton, poshboy , Maybot arselicking wanker. Suddenly he is the BBC’s favourite remoaner poster boy. You have to hand it to Roderick...... obviously he knew he couldn’t win this election but he knows how the media works and who’s side they are on. Much as i’d like to punch his sneering, poshboy, save the planet, I really care about poor people fucking face in, you have to admire the cunt’s bare faced fucking cheek. That’s what comes of an Eton education. Boris please take note you cunt. Eton is an excellent school. If you had been educated at Eton you would be a better person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Eton is an excellent school. I you had been educated at Eton you would be a better person. I'll bet you've fagged a few prefects. Or is it a few prefects have fagged you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: I'll bet you've fagged a few prefects. Or is it a few prefects have fagged you? Whoever is chosen as the next Prime Minister it is essential they went to either Oxford or Cambridge and a bloody good public school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Whoever is chosen as the next Prime Minister it is essential they went to either Oxford or Cambridge and a bloody good public school. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Why? If you had gone to either Oxford or Cambridge and a good public school you wouldn’t have to ask why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 45 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you had gone to either Oxford or Cambridge and a good public school you wouldn’t have to ask why. You self obsessed tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2019 Report Share Posted June 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: You self obsessed tosser. Rattled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dilloss Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 The cunt is always mentioning he walked across Iran, Mongolia, Syria etc. meeting 'the people'. Rory: "what time does the conference on Diversity at a time of conflict begin". Diplomat: "it finished 3 weeks ago you cunt, everyone else arrived by plane". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 15 minutes ago, Dilloss said: The cunt is always mentioning he walked across Iran, Mongolia, Syria etc. meeting 'the people'. Rory: "what time does the conference on Diversity at a time of conflict begin". Diplomat: "it finished 3 weeks ago you cunt, everyone else arrived by plane". Rory: "No problem - this opium truly is the Bauhaus Chair, if you will, of narcotics. Prepare me a fine repast of peacock in aspic and have it bought to my souk, fr i am in need of sustenance and I have not dined ere Michelmas" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dilloss Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Rory: "No problem - this opium truly is the Bauhaus Chair, if you will, of narcotics. Prepare me a fine repast of peacock in aspic and have it bought to my souk, fr i am in need of sustenance and I have not dined ere Michelmas" "bring forth a Bedouin child that I may rest my weary feet upon him" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Dilloss said: "bring forth a Bedouin child that I may rest my weary feet upon him" "Forsooth, they are sore distressed and in need of succour' et-bleedin-cetera In all seriousness, he does come across like some comic grotesque, chamnneling a Shakespearian play. The wettest Remainer in the running, so the MSM are fellating him like a £1,000 per hour whore, naturally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 37 minutes ago, Dilloss said: The cunt is always mentioning he walked across Iran, Mongolia, Syria etc. meeting 'the people'. I have walked across Shaldon Bridge several times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: I have walked across Shaldon Bridge several times. Try jumping off next time lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: Try jumping off next time lol It could abseil down using its aforementioned pendulous scrotum. Even if it fell and landed on its stupid fucking head there'd be a minimal chance of worsening its already significant brain damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: It could abseil down using its aforementioned pendulous scrotum. Even if it fell and landed on its stupid fucking head there'd be a minimal chance of worsening its already significant brain damage. The ideal scenario would be if its pendulous scrotum snagged on a girder, suspending it 6” above the water so that fishes and other creatures could jump out of the water, each taking a bite over a period of many days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: I have walked across Shaldon Bridge several times. What about Bideford Bridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: What about Bideford Bridge? Walked across it twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 28 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Walked across it twice. Each arch is different length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 25 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Each arch is different length. I'm not sure how much you know about the construction of the basic arch, but ordinarily there is a keystone which is vital in keeping its structural integrity together. Much like a keystone, your general shitness is holding together your persona as the most boring fucking cunt on here. I'm not saying that if you ever made at least one semi-humorous post that it would bring down the edifice of your awfulness, but it would go someway to elevating you up from the bottom of the shit-coated barrel you currently inhabit. You weird little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not sure how much you know about the construction of the basic arch, but ordinarily there is a keystone which is vital in keeping its structural integrity together. Much like a keystone, your general shitness is holding together your persona as the most boring fucking cunt on here. I'm not saying that if you ever made at least one semi-humorous post that it would bring down the edifice of your awfulness, but it would go someway to elevating you up from the bottom of the shit-coated barrel you currently inhabit. You weird little cunt. I probably know a lot more about about most things than you. Just because I'm a "weird little cunt" and not as articulate as most on here doesn't make me stupid, thick, imbecilic etc. Also, the biggest thing I have going for me is I don't live or originate in/from Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: I probably know a lot more about about most things than you. Just because I'm a "weird little cunt" and not as articulate as most on here doesn't make me stupid, thick, imbecilic etc. Also, the biggest thing I have going for me is I don't live or originate in/from Norfolk. Just out of curiosity now that you've admitted you know you come across as a weird little cunt, are you actually, genuinely wrong in the head? An aspie or a skitzo or something? Asking on behalf of @Eric Cuntman, who's been considering softening his stance towards you under the theory that you're a headcase (he's got a soft spot for the droolers). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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