Guest Khiwa Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 WHY??? Admittedly ITV comedy is almost always shite, but employ comedy writers/performers because they're FUNNY, not on the contents of their underwear, the colour of their skin or whether they have a missing bodily part! This is getting fucking ridiculous, but seems to be the way most things are going these days thanks to the ARSEOLE PC cunt brigade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Diversity - where everyone looks different, but thinks the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Diversity - where everyone looks different I don't know about that, they all look the same to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't know about that, they all look the same to me. A smorgasboard of cunts (easy Neil!). Yes, I get your drift on this one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 The solution to this will be to hire a woman to check the grammar and spelling in the script, or perhaps to proof read it for material that could potentially be offensive to minorities. So the admin girl will become a member of the "writing team" and will be getting pay equal to those doing the heavy lifting. Of course the other alternative is that women will actually be included in a meaningful way on the writing teams and it will be the final nail in the coffin and the death of the last vestiges of humour on TV. I can see an opportunity here for job #37 for Roops. She's fucking humourless. What a fucking joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 28 minutes ago, DrCunt said: The solution to this will be to hire a woman to check the grammar and spelling in the script, or perhaps to proof read it for material that could potentially be offensive to minorities. So the admin girl will become a member of the "writing team" and will be getting pay equal to those doing the heavy lifting. Of course the other alternative is that women will actually be included in a meaningful way on the writing teams and it will be the final nail in the coffin and the death of the last vestiges of humour on TV. I can see an opportunity here for job #37 for Roops. She's fucking humourless. What a fucking joke. Poor old, Pen. If ITV ever lost their fucking minds and decided to hire humourless and ancient harridans as "comedy writers" its swinging cock and balls would get it kicked out of the fucking door before it even opened its moustachioed mouth to deeply growl "What the public wants is series 3 of Oh, Doctor Beeching". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 What fucking idiot put a woman in charge of comedy commissioning at ITV in the first place; especially this humorless cunt? Out of interest, and without Googling, can anyone name one single comedy show on ITV from the past five years, let alone an actually funny one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 37 minutes ago, Decimus said: Poor old, Pen. If ITV ever lost their fucking minds and decided to hire humourless and ancient harridans as "comedy writers" its swinging cock and balls would get it kicked out of the fucking door before it even opened its moustachioed mouth to deeply growl "What the public wants is series 3 of Oh, Doctor Beeching". Thanks Decco .. actually I have been hired to script a sitcom based around a very angry little man who works in a Norfolk council office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: What fucking idiot put a woman in charge of comedy commissioning at ITV in the first place; especially this humorless cunt? Out of interest, and without Googling, can anyone name one single comedy show on ITV from the past five years, let alone an actually funny one? Isn't ITV itself a comedy show? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Out of interest, and without Googling, can anyone name one single comedy show on ITV from the past five years, let alone an actually funny one? Benidorm. Though it’s certainly not funny. More of a poverty safari if you ask me. I expect White D will be in the next series. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 ITV comedy has always been, and always will be shite, as the Independent networks are owned by Jews. The BBC had 'All Gas & Gaiters' which was a great success. The ITV launched 'All Gas & Gestapo' which flopped. Fuck off George and Mildred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Benidorm. Though it’s certainly not funny. More of a poverty safari if you ask me. I expect White D will be in the next series. I remember that fat cunt. Famous for being the biggest fucking slag on a council estate, and a house with more black kids in it than a mass grave in Rwanda. I had hoped she was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember that fat cunt. Famous for being the biggest fucking slag on a council estate, and a house with more black kids in it than a mass grave in Rwanda. I had hoped she was dead. Eric, Frank has just p.m'd me. He says he is going to kick you in the ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric, Frank has just p.m'd me. He says he is going to kick you in the ear. That’s not true, Withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: What fucking idiot put a woman in charge of comedy commissioning at ITV in the first place; especially this humorless cunt? Out of interest, and without Googling, can anyone name one single comedy show on ITV from the past five years, let alone an actually funny one? That one, can’t remember the title, with the two old poofs playing......er.......two old poofs. Frances de la Tour was their fag hag and they had a young straight neighbour. The joke was that all three of them fancied him. It might have been funny to homos. Ask Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 53 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric, Frank has just p.m'd me. He says he is going to kick you in the ear. Uncanny. I am currently hiding in the bushes outside your house. When I catch sight of you, I'm going to leap out, punch you in the cock, and run away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Uncanny. I am currently hiding in the bushes outside your house. When I catch sight of you, I'm going to leap out, punch you in the cock, and run away. Eric, forget this shit. What do you know about multivitamin tablets. Is it dangerous to take them with Cariprazine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What fucking idiot put a woman in charge of comedy commissioning at ITV in the first place; especially this humorless cunt? Out of interest, and without Googling, can anyone name one single comedy show on ITV from the past five years, let alone an actually funny one? Honestly CB I think the entire fucking channel just exists as a sort of euthanasia broadcast for old people to sit down and slowly slip away in front of, lulled into a deep coma by the dulcet tones of ITV news so they don't feel the discomfort of their renal systems rupturing when Alan Titchmarsh shows up next to squeak about shrubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What fucking idiot put a woman in charge of comedy commissioning at ITV in the first place; especially this humorless cunt? Out of interest, and without Googling, can anyone name one single comedy show on ITV from the past five years, let alone an actually funny one? Can you remember 'Barbara'? If the answer is no, consider yourself blessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 The only 'comedians' in womens comedy are men hating dykes.Name one funny one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric, forget this shit. What do you know about multivitamin tablets. Is it dangerous to take them with Cariprazine? It depends which one of your personalities has a vitamin deficiency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Just now, Neil said: The only 'comedians' in womens comedy are men hating dykes.Name one funny one Joan Rivers. the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric, forget this shit. What do you know about multivitamin tablets. Is it dangerous to take them with If you do it will make you suicidal. I'll leave it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It depends which one of your personalities has a vitamin deficiency. On here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you do it will make you suicidal. I'll leave it at that. Holland & Barratt order placed. Tah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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