Decimus Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: On here? You're not that American idiot as well, are you? He's got an issue with me reminding him that he's got your lot to thank for the USA's independence and current global position. Thanks a fucking lot for that, I bet you regret it almost as much as we do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Out of interest, and without Googling, can anyone name one single comedy show on ITV from the past five years, let alone an actually funny one? Wild Bill, tomorrow night at 9pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What fucking idiot put a woman in charge of comedy commissioning at ITV in the first place; especially this humorless cunt? Out of interest, and without Googling, can anyone name one single comedy show on ITV from the past five years, let alone an actually funny one? World in Action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 5 hours ago, Decimus said: I don't know about that, they all look the same to me. I know that shortly after they appeared loads of kids had massive afros and glasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Joan Rivers. the end. She made me laugh when she fucking died,one of the unfunniest cunts EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What fucking idiot put a woman in charge of comedy commissioning at ITV in the first place; especially this humorless cunt? Out of interest, and without Googling, can anyone name one single comedy show on ITV from the past five years, let alone an actually funny one? ‘Serial killers’ with Piers Morgan has some funny people in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Serial killers’ with Piers Morgan has some funny people in it. Good afternoon Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Just now, Earl Albert of Ross said: Good afternoon Billy. Good day to you Albert. Are you well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Good day to you Albert. Are you well? Great thanks, just watching the cricket, got one of your lot as captain, but he's got a Welsh name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you do it will make you suicidal. I'll leave it at that. I suggest he takes them together or continues to court Frank, both produce the same result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Great thanks, just watching the cricket, got one of your lot as captain, but he's got a Welsh name. Morgan fucking smashed it ‘unbelievable’ innings Albert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 30 minutes ago, King Billy said: Morgan fucking smashed it ‘unbelievable’ innings Albert. I thought it would be all over by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: I thought it would be all over by now. They have batted much better than I expected but England will finish it soon I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What fucking idiot put a woman in charge of comedy commissioning at ITV in the first place; especially this humorless cunt? Out of interest, and without Googling, can anyone name one single comedy show on ITV from the past five years, let alone an actually funny one? I've been a big fan of Doc Martin for several years. Though it wasn't a comedy, I enjoyed Downton Abbey while it ran. Saw The Durrells (in Corfu) though I wasn't a real fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: The only 'comedians' in womens comedy are men hating dykes.Name one funny one Though some people hate her, I think Amy Schumer is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 If someone shoved a massive fire extinguisher up Melissa McCarthy's cunt, pulled the lever, and made her cervix shoot out of her mouth, I would find that funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: If someone shoved a massive fire extinguisher up Melissa McCarthy's cunt, pulled the lever, and made her cervix shoot out of her mouth, I would find that funny. Reckon you'd need at least three fire engines to get the desired result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Major Cunt Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Judge has been stocking up on stool softeners in preparation for the possible flooding in Brixton! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 This is, in seriousness, one of the best nominations for a while. This is all getting really fucking stupid. writing collaborations must include 'inspirational, empowered wimmin', what fucking bollocks. Presumably the next step will be to cleanse the archives of phallocratic tyranny and destroy any copies of classic shows, such as; Steptoe & Son, Blackadder, Auf Weidershein Pet, and countless others. Throw it all on the fire in the fight against male oppression. I'm assuming this rule won't apply to gay or black 'all male' collaborations. It's only acceptable to apply draconian measures to white, heterosexual men. Every other cunt can do as they please. if @King Billy doesn't mind me paraphrasing; FIGHT FOR INCLUSIVITY AND EQUALITY! (White men not included) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is, in seriousness, one of the best nominations for a while. This is all getting really fucking stupid. writing collaborations must include 'inspirational, empowered wimmin', what fucking bollocks. Presumably the next step will be to cleanse the archives of phallocratic tyranny and destroy any copies of classic shows, such as; Steptoe & Son, Blackadder, Auf Weidershein Pet, and countless others. Throw it all on the fire in the fight against male oppression. I'm assuming this rule won't apply to gay or black 'all male' collaborations. It's only acceptable to apply draconian measures to white, heterosexual men. Every other cunt can do as they please. if @King Billy doesn't mind me paraphrasing; FIGHT FOR INCLUSIVITY AND EQUALITY! (White men not included)Imagine Imagine this: Galton, Simpson and Jo Brand or Croft, Perry and Millican. The horror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 29 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Judge has been stocking up on stool softeners in preparation for the possible flooding in Brixton! Like King Billy, i imagine Judge's stools are already more than soft enough from having his shit pushed in every weekend by Turkish kebab shop proprietors. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 37 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Judge has been stocking up on stool softeners in preparation for the possible flooding in Brixton! 'Born To Be Mild' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Like King Billy, i imagine Judge's stools are already more than soft enough from having his shit pushed in every weekend by Turkish kebab shop proprietors. lol On the weekends he's known as Buffalo Bill from Bow and is alleged to tuck his cock between his legs, while acting out his favourite scene from "Silence of the Lambs". Whether he keeps fat birds in an empty well in his cellar is in dispute. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 15 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: On the weekends he's known as Buffalo Bill from Bow and is alleged to tuck his cock between his legs, while acting out his favourite scene from "Silence of the Lambs". Whether he keeps fat birds in an empty well in his cellar is in dispute. Lol Unlikely, since he lives in a 3x2 bedsit above a kebab shop in Lambeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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