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ITV bans all-male comedy writing teams


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On 20/06/2019 at 00:07, Eric Cuntman said:

Good old Bernard. A genuinely funny cunt.

"heard the one about the Jewish Kamikaze?..... Crashed his plane into his brothers scrap yard"

I remember him on Mrs Merton who tried to humiliate him and failed miserably. She opened the floor to her geriatric audience and an old fella told a story about seeing Manning at his Embassy club in Manchester in the 80’s. He went on to say he’d missed the last bus home and was walking 8 miles, freezing in the rain when Bernard’s Roller pulled up and gave him a lift home to his doorstep. He ended by saying ‘your a wonderful kind and generous man and I’ll never forget that act of generosity.’ Cue a round of applause then Manning says, ‘you’re  very welcome son, and by the way...if you’d been a paki...you’d still be standing there!’

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