Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Why is Rod Stewart the only one not wearing a tie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 There's a lot of "manspreading" going on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 16 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Why is Rod Stewart the only one not wearing a tie? He was. Then he took it off. Probably because he heard me say "That cunt looks like an undertakers tea boy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: There's a lot of "manspreading" going on! I am now identifying as a ‘manspreader’ Its me yoooman rights mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He was. Then he took it off. Probably because he heard me say "That cunt looks like an undertakers tea boy". He looks more like an undertakers next job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 31 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Why is Rod Stewart the only one not wearing a tie? They had to take it off in order to get the tube down his throat to pump the jizz out of his stomach? That's what I heard.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: I am now identifying as a ‘manspreader’ That's because your favourite pastime is spreading mens arse cheeks and inserting your tongue into their ring piece, queer. 👎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Just now, Erroreptile404 said: That's because your favourite pastime is spreading mens arse cheeks and inserting your tongue into their ring piece, queer. 👎 I told you to get back in your kennel Fido You can count your dog turd collection before you go to sleep woof woof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Message to Mr Arseholerippedup 404 The long held opinion that a dog looks like and has many of the habits and preferences of its owner leads me to believe that you are without much doubt the owner of a COCKAPOO woof woof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Message to Mr Arseholerippedup 404 The long held opinion that a dog looks like and has many of the habits and preferences of its owner leads me to believe that you are without much doubt the owner of a COCKAPOO woof woof Miniature "Weiner dog". Emphasis on miniature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Why is Rod Stewart the only one not wearing a tie? He left it at Maggie Mays' house, when he went Sailing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He left it at Maggie Mays' house, when he went Sailing. Do you think he’s sexy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you think he’s sexy? He's alright. Had better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 11 hours ago, King Billy said: Message to Mr Arseholerippedup 404 The long held opinion that a dog looks like and has many of the habits and preferences of its owner leads me to believe that you are without much doubt the owner of a COCKAPOO woof woof 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 I've just watched an interview with Rod on the BBC. Asked "what will you do now?" He answered "I'm going home to play with my two year old and my four year old". No wonder he's been voted out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: I've just watched an interview with Rod on the BBC. Asked "what will you do now?" He answered "I'm going home to play with my two year old and my four year old". No wonder he's been voted out. Cunt probably keeps all the best toys for himself, leasing them out on zero hour contracts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 What a fucking shambles that was last night. Five of the biggest lying, bullshitting wankers you have ever seen gathered in one place. Combine that with the BBC’s appalling presentation and production values and there must be a lot of cunts in Brussels, Paris, Berlin and Dublin cracking open the champers (paid for by the British taxpayer) and pissing their pants laughing. I imagine the Lib Dumbs and Sir Nigel had a big grin on their faces as well. The Tories are finished. Muggy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 Bring back National Cervix! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 I'd be interested I hearing what Graham Fenwick Jones had to say on the subject. As I recall, he always had some insightful ideas on politics and world affairs, etc.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 “I’d be interested.?” I think you already know what the cunt has to say. I don’t know if you are a real Yank or a WUM but you are like no Yank i’ve ever met. British people don’t like foreigners telling them what to do and taking the piss out of them. That’s the mistake Cameron made when he imported Obama to wave his finger at us and threaten us with the power of the USA. That’s the day they lost the referendum and we all know the desperate backtracking that has gone on since then. On the other hand i don’t appreciate the Tangoman slagging off the democratically elected Mayor of my city. Suckdick is a massive cunt but he’s our cunt so keep your Yank noses out of it ok? To be truthful I don’t for one minute think that you’re a real Yank but you can fuck right off anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 Did you actually watch or listen to those videos? Did you not get that the so-called "foreign correspondent" was just an actor babbling a bunch of nonsensical British slang that didn't even mean anything? Do you possess a sense of humoUr at all? Fuck off yesterday, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 On 19/06/2019 at 00:04, Eric Cuntman said: He left it at Maggie Mays' house, when he went Sailing. You ancient cunt 😄😄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 20 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Did you actually watch or listen to those videos? Did you not get that the so-called "foreign correspondent" was just an actor babbling a bunch of nonsensical British slang that didn't even mean anything? Do you possess a sense of humoUr at all? Fuck off yesterday, cunt. It may be “nonsensical British slang” to you cunt, but it made perfect sense to me. I have travelled all over the United States and I could easily slag off your country........the blatant racism, slavish worship of the flag and the military, the appalling hidden poverty and all the mental cunts in the Bible Belt. Have you ever been to California cunt? Have you seen the fucking freaks, the grinding poverty and the state of the fucking road surfaces? A foreigner in the US , slagging off the US is not tolerated. So don’t come on here slagging off my country you wanker. You don’t even know who Adam Gase is so you’re a gay anyway . Fuck off poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 57 minutes ago, judgetwi said: It may be “nonsensical British slang” to you cunt, but it made perfect sense to me. I have travelled all over the United States and I could easily slag off your country........the blatant racism, slavish worship of the flag and the military, the appalling hidden poverty and all the mental cunts in the Bible Belt. Have you ever been to California cunt? Have you seen the fucking freaks, the grinding poverty and the state of the fucking road surfaces? A foreigner in the US , slagging off the US is not tolerated. So don’t come on here slagging off my country you wanker. You don’t even know who Adam Gase is so you’re a gay anyway . Fuck off poof. You're a prime example of what happens to the mind of a lower educated, working class male after spending his entire adult life living with his parents. HumoUrless knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: You're a prime example of what happens to the mind of a lower educated, working class male after spending his entire adult life living with his parents. HumoUrless knob. Fair play, you’ve picked up the playground abuse on here pretty quick. Fuck......i’m veering back to thinking you might be a Yank after all. You can fuck off anyway cunt. 🇺🇸 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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