Guest judgetwi Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Judge me being 25% means that I would be allowed to eat "one quarter" ie 25% of a bacon sandwich .. three quarters would be 75% .. now please go and stick your Harley Hog and the whole (100%) kebab up your big fat hairy arse. Try doing the maths again . You haven’t thought it through spaz brain. No wonder the trains are always fucking late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 On 23/06/2019 at 23:12, judgetwi said: Doesn’t quite count for very much when you’re 100% thick as shit. The fact that you’ve spent money on one of those bullshit DNA tests advertised on the telly simply underlines the point. Well done. I didn't pay for it Dickhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 21 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Try doing the maths again . You haven’t thought it through spaz brain. No wonder the trains are always fucking late. I will leave you to suck shit and look you have got an illiterate DrCunt like. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 Normally, I hate people quoting the Pen creature, because it means that I'm forced to read its drivel despite blocking it. However, in this instance I'll let it slide due to the comedy value. No wonder it wanted its bollocks cut off, it probably had a fumble and counted ten instead of two. What a spastic fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 On 23/06/2019 at 21:29, King Billy said: Poor, very poor, but not unexpected. When you started on me a while back with your Assbugger syndrome minder BTY you came out of the trap like ‘Pat Phelan’ on Crystal meth. Now you’re lurking around like ‘Norris Cole’ on temazepam. Consider yourself crushed. I have no further interest in you. I don’t kick cripples. (Except Pen who I will break that rule for every time) Fuck off lol lol lol Aww look at lickle Billy getting all agitated, desperate to fit in, faux-geezer fucking sad case. lool! Did you jump out of bed early again this morning, woken by your american national anthem alarm clock and salute the huge stars and stripes flag on your wall before beating one off to a framed picture of Trump and Farage. Shame the British army didn't drag you out of your house and machine gun you into a red mist during the troubles in Belfast you dreary fucking prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: I will leave you to suck shit and look you have got an illiterate DrCunt like. lol Rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: You're doing the equation backwards - if you're 25% Jew then you can eat 75% (three quarters). Exactly. This is like when I had to explain, Mass X Volume X Density= Gravity, to Gyppo. not quite as infuriating as having to explain to an ex girlfriend in the 90s, that leaving the choke lever out when the engine's switched off, does NOT cause all the petrol to leak out overnight. Never go out with a girl from Basildon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Exactly. This is like when I had to explain, Mass X Volume X Density= Gravity, to Gyppo. not quite as infuriating as having to explain to an ex girlfriend in the 90s, that leaving the choke lever out when the engine's switched off, does NOT cause all the petrol to leak out overnight. Never go out with a girl from Basildon. The bacon would need to be kosher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 20 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Rude. Do you use the back wheels of your Harley to remove your arse klingons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Do you use the back wheels of your Harley to remove your arse klingons? Clag-Gone. so you do read Viz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 3 hours ago, King Billy said: I see you have used all 10 of your ‘Irons’ on me Explains your presence on the leaderboard though Billy, to be fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Do you use the back wheels of your Harley to remove your arse klingons? As far as i’m aware a “Harley” is a motorcycle and , when I went to school, a motorcycle only had one back wheel. When you’ve finished digging that hole don’t forget to pull the dirt in after you. Fucking window licking mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: Aww look at lickle Billy getting all agitated, desperate to fit in, faux-geezer fucking sad case. lool! Did you jump out of bed early again this morning, woken by your american national anthem alarm clock and salute the huge stars and stripes flag on your wall before beating one off to a framed picture of Trump and Farage. Shame the British army didn't drag you out of your house and machine gun you into a red mist during the troubles in Belfast you dreary fucking prick. Fucking hell.. Imagine that looming over you, as you exit a toilet cubicle at a My Little Pony convention. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, judgetwi said: As far as i’m aware a “Harley” is a motorcycle and , when I went to school, a motorcycle only had one back wheel. When you’ve finished digging that hole don’t forget to pull the dirt in after you. Fucking window licking mong. Do you have an official fan club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 15 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Explains your presence on the leaderboard though Billy, to be fair! Really? I haven’t noticed you anywhere on it. Oh yeah that’s cos your not. 😢 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Really? I haven’t noticed you anywhere on it. Oh yeah that’s cos your not. 😢 lol I come here for the cunting Bill not a leaderboard position. However that being said I've noticed Eric seducing the new punter's for likes, the cunt should start chucking some my way again. Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Exactly. This is like when I had to explain, Mass X Volume X Density= Gravity, to Gyppo. not quite as infuriating as having to explain to an ex girlfriend in the 90s, that leaving the choke lever out when the engine's switched off, does NOT cause all the petrol to leak out overnight. Never go out with a girl from Basildon. No, but it will leave it a cunt to start on a cold morning if you forget to close it when you get back in. Carburettors are cunts - thank fuck for fuel injection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: No, but it will leave it a cunt to start on a cold morning if you forget to close it when you get back in. Carburettors are cunts - thank fuck for fuel injection. Eh? You close it by pulling the lever out. It doesn't matter if it's already out, it's a butterfly valve that restricts airflow and enriches the mixture in favour of petrol. I like carburettors. I know how to fix them. And I don't have to pay a garage £100, to plug in a laptop and ascertain that there's a dead fly in a pressure hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eh? You close it by pulling the lever out. It doesn't matter if it's already out, it's a butterfly valve that restricts airflow and enriches the mixture in favour of petrol. I like carburettors. I know how to fix them. And I don't have to pay a garage £100, to plug in a laptop and ascertain that there's a dead fly in a pressure hose. What are you like at fixing rings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eh? You close it by pulling the lever out. It doesn't matter if it's already out, it's a butterfly valve that restricts airflow and enriches the mixture in favour of petrol. I like carburettors. I know how to fix them. And I don't have to pay a garage £100, to plug in a laptop and ascertain that there's a dead fly in a pressure hose. I also like carburettors Eric. I’ve worked with SU, Solex, Stromberg, Weber and various Japanese carbs mostly on bikes, Mikuni etc. Old technology is much more fun and easier to keep on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: What are you like at fixing rings? Ok. It's just a question of staggering the split gaps to maintain compression, and seating the oil scraper ring properly. Why? Have you got a leaky cylinder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Exactly. This is like when I had to explain, Mass X Volume X Density= Gravity, to Gyppo. not quite as infuriating as having to explain to an ex girlfriend in the 90s, that leaving the choke lever out when the engine's switched off, does NOT cause all the petrol to leak out overnight. Never go out with a girl from Basildon. Basildon girls pull the choke lever out to hang their handbag on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I also like carburettors Eric. I’ve worked with SU, Solex, Stromberg, Weber and various Japanese carbs mostly on bikes, Mikuni etc. Old technology is much more fun and easier to keep on the road. The terminology is quite erotic as well, 'Throttle Pump Diaphragm' Phwooar! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ok. It's just a question of staggering the split gaps to maintain compression, and seating the oil scraper ring properly. Why? Have you got a leaky cylinder? Over active dump valve I should think. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ok. It's just a question of staggering the split gaps to maintain compression, and seating the oil scraper ring properly. Why? Have you got a leaky cylinder? No. It's the way I walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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