camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hammond Eggs F U N E M N X? 2 Ronnies. Speak Swedish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: How do you know who Jeremy Kyle is if you don't watch "daytime" telly? If the answer is that you googled him, how did you link him to Ms. Hammond without a point of reference, if you weren't aware of any characters on "daytime" telly, or of their respective existences? Pointless. See what I did there? Muggy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I've backtracked on nothing. I've pulled you in, forced you into a corner, and now like the good little Renfield that you are, you're banging on about a series of PMs that don't exist apart from in the mind of Grayson Perry, your lord and master. Answer my question, or admit you're a thick spastic cunt who has been soundly thrashed. PM or no, you can't wriggle out of this. You are really ragged up about not getting that job aren't you? You know the one with one fax machine, a laptop and eight spastics .. are you one of the spastics by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Glowworm said: You are really ragged up about not getting that job aren't you? You know the one with one fax machine a laptop and eight spastics .. are you one of the spastics by any chance? Are you Mrs Huggett by any chance? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are you Mrs Huggett by any chance? lol No .. you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, Glowworm said: No .. you are. Rather boring answer. You do surprise me. Fuck off. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 8 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: OK, you win, my answer is "YES". Ha! Thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 8 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: OK, you win, my answer is "NO". Ha! Even thicker cunt. Oh, the irony. What do you want to be when you grow up sonny? A disabled toilet or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 16 hours ago, Decimus said: How do you know who Jeremy Kyle is if you don't watch "daytime" telly? If the answer is that you googled him, how did you link him to Ms. Hammond without a point of reference, if you weren't aware of any characters on "daytime" telly, or of their respective existences? Albert has a raging smack habit, so when he's not out stealing coffee and bacon to fund his addiction, he's drooling in front of day time telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Apparently Hammond has lost a few pounds recently, and viewers are mistaking her for Beyonce. I'm not sure who's watching whatever shit it is she appears on, but I imagine that its audience must be limited to the ghosts of Manky and Monumental Cunt, who think "They all look t'same". Because beyond being women and slightly similar shades of brown, the only other thing they have in common is that I want them both dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: Apparently Hammond has lost a few pounds recently, and viewers are mistaking her for Beyonce. I'm not sure who's watching whatever shit it is she appears on, but I imagine that its audience must be limited to the ghosts of Manky and Monumental Cunt, who think "They all look t'same". Because beyond being women and slightly similar shades of brown, the only other thing they have in common is that I want them both dead. I imagine the viewers in question are the very same who 'flock to twitter' regularly. Mind you, it's a strange world. I once got second prize in a Brad Pitt lookalike competition, narrowly losing to a spade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 The Vixen off The Chase. There's nothing that could come out of her body that I wouldn't eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: The Vixen off The Chase. There's nothing that could come out of her body that I wouldn't eat Are you including a tate worm in that statement RatsMarshall? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: Are you including a tate worm in that statement RatsMarshall? Sergeant Twat, I'd even eat you if she shat you out. Especially if it was on those twinkly little toes of hers. There'd be a blizzard of rat semen covering the North of England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Are you including a tate worm in that statement RatsMarshall? That's his favourite bit. He strikes me as the type to spend a suspicious amount of time selecting an oven ready chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: Sergeant Twat, I'd even eat you if she shat you out. Especially if it was on those twinkly little toes of hers. There'd be a blizzard of rat semen covering the North of England. May I suggest adding a little caustic soda to your horlicks Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's his favourite bit. He strikes me as the type to spend a suspicious amount of time selecting an oven ready chicken. He certainly does. I imagine he paces the aisle rambling incoherently, while he makes a decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I imagine the viewers in question are the very same who 'flock to twitter' regularly. Mind you, it's a strange world. I once got second prize in a Brad Pitt lookalike competition, narrowly losing to a spade. I can see the resemblance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I can see the resemblance. You got away with that one, imagine how much of a cunt you would have felt if you'd used a picture of a shovel by mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You got away with that one, imagine how much of a cunt you would have felt if you'd used a picture of a shovel by mistake. or a picture of Big Narstie by mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 41 minutes ago, ratcum said: or a picture of Big Narstie by mistake Sounds like some sort of Burger King meal. "I'll 'ave a Big Narstie an' fries, innit Bruv"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 42 minutes ago, ratcum said: or a picture of Big Narstie by mistake I would like to see a remake of the Defiant Ones, with him and Tommy Robinson in it. Or a porno of Violet Carson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I imagine the viewers in question are the very same who 'flock to twitter' regularly. Mind you, it's a strange world. I once got second prize in a Brad Pitt lookalike competition, narrowly losing to a spade. Brads not black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 7 hours ago, ratcum said: The Vixen off The Chase. There's nothing that could come out of her body that I wouldn't eat Including her husband's erect cock???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 On 28/06/2019 at 06:15, Cunty BigBollox said: Brads not black. Or yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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