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Why the fuck do women stand like this?.Just watched 2 mums collecting their kids from school having a chin wag in this pose.Most 'slebs' are pictured like this by the paparazzi which is ironic really because what got them in the papers in the first place was the fact that their legs were never closed.

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48 minutes ago, Neil said:

Just watched 2 mums collecting their kids from school

Possibly the most sinister thing I've read on here before 8 o'clock in the morning.

I imagine they're making simultaneous posts on mumsnet as we speak.

"Just dropped the kids at school. Bedford Rascal parked 30cm away from the gate, rocking like the fucking Casbah. Could feel eyes upon me, but all I could see through the windscreen was the orange glow of a cigarette."

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2 hours ago, Decimus said:

Possibly the most sinister thing I've read on here before 8 o'clock in the morning.

I imagine they're making simultaneous posts on mumsnet as we speak.

"Just dropped the kids at school. Bedford Rascal parked 30cm away from the gate, rocking like the fucking Casbah. Could feel eyes upon me, but all I could see through the windscreen was the orange glow of a cigarette."

He could be a Viz character: Neil Pascal* and his Bedford Rascal.

*if Neil's surname is Pascal, then it's purely coincidental. 

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3 hours ago, Glowworm said:

Neil Tarry and his Suzuki Carry does not have the same ring.

Those fucking silly little vans were badged over by everyone. I think they were also marketed as the Honda Actyvan. Engine right under the drivers seat. Like one of those corrugated tin Citroen vans from the 50s

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49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Those fucking silly little vans were badged over by everyone. I think they were also marketed as the Honda Actyvan. Engine right under the drivers seat. Like one of those corrugated tin Citroen vans from the 50s

Bedford Rascal, Vauxhall Paedo

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Those fucking silly little vans were badged over by everyone. I think they were also marketed as the Honda Actyvan. Engine right under the drivers seat. Like one of those corrugated tin Citroen vans from the 50s

The Japs are still making them in that style - having your knees as the main crumple zone in a crash probably doesn't mean as much when you're 5'4, but the heightened drivers position over the front axle offers some much needed field of view when your eyes are naturally fused half shut.

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10 hours ago, Neil said:

Why the fuck do women stand like this?.Just watched 2 mums collecting their kids from school having a chin wag in this pose.Most 'slebs' are pictured like this by the paparazzi which is ironic really because what got them in the papers in the first place was the fact that their legs were never closed.

I think it's an affectation.

Probably for the same reason(s) they do that stupid looking pigeon-toed thing....

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1) Because they think it makes them look cute, innocent and "little-girlish" and 

2) Because they think it makes their legs look sexier.

IOW, they can tell themselves they don't look like sluts whilst making themselves look like sluts.

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2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

Probably for the same reason(s) they do that stupid looking pigeon-toed thing....

pt1.jpg pt2.jpg

1) Because they think it makes them look cute, innocent and "little-girlish" and 

2) Because they think it makes their legs look sexier.

IOW, they can tell themselves they don't look like sluts whilst making themselves look like sluts.

It took you ten hours trawling the web to find these photographs, you're slipping, you colonial cunt.

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1 minute ago, Earl Albert of Ross said:

It took you ten hours trawling the web to find these photographs, you're slipping, you colonial cunt.

The fact that you assume I first saw the OP as soon as it was posted, proves what a simpleton twat you are. 

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3 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

The fact that you assume I first saw the OP as soon as it was posted, proves what a simpleton twat you are. 

No, it doesn't.

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21 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said:

No, it doesn't.

Albert, we need to start working on these replies of yours. Consider the person you're replying to, what do you see in your head? A thick fucking Yank with a chip on his shoulder, a veritable ocean of material you can use against him to construct a cutting reply.

Instead of a simple "No, it doesn't" response, consider referencing the fucked up timezone the wanker lives in, the fact that he likely survives on a diet of heavily chemically engineered chicken byproduct and canned cheese, or see if you can work 9/11 into the mix somehow. There's many default stances to take when you're facing off against a punter you don't know much about too, calling them a puff or a benefit scrounging smack head for example. A creative response will always hit harder than a fast one.  

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21 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Albert, we need to start working on these replies of yours. Consider the person you're replying to, what do you see in your head? A thick fucking Yank with a chip on his shoulder, a veritable ocean of material you can use against him to construct a cutting reply.

Instead of a simple "No, it doesn't" response, consider referencing the fucked up timezone the wanker lives in, the fact that he likely survives on a diet of heavily chemically engineered chicken byproduct and canned cheese, or see if you can work 9/11 into the mix somehow. There's many default stances to take when you're facing off against a punter you don't know much about too, calling them a puff or a benefit scrounging smack head for example. A creative response will always hit harder than a fast one.  

Eh?

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1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

I think it's an affectation.

Probably for the same reason(s) they do that stupid looking pigeon-toed thing....

pt1.jpg pt2.jpg

1) Because they think it makes them look cute, innocent and "little-girlish" and 

2) Because they think it makes their legs look sexier.

IOW, they can tell themselves they don't look like sluts whilst making themselves look like sluts.

Perhaps it assists with retention of love eggs, or possibly a prolapse caused by too much BBC.

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29 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Albert, we need to start working on these replies of yours. Consider the person you're replying to, what do you see in your head? A thick fucking Yank with a chip on his shoulder, a veritable ocean of material you can use against him to construct a cutting reply.

Instead of a simple "No, it doesn't" response, consider referencing the fucked up timezone the wanker lives in, the fact that he likely survives on a diet of heavily chemically engineered chicken byproduct and canned cheese, or see if you can work 9/11 into the mix somehow. There's many default stances to take when you're facing off against a punter you don't know much about too, calling them a puff or a benefit scrounging smack head for example. A creative response will always hit harder than a fast one.  

Taking advice on how to construct a witty, cutting reply from you would be akin to taking advice on how to get plenty of exercise from a quadruple amputee. And from someone who likely survives on a diet of greasy fish and chips and animal organs, commenting on my diet probably wouldn't help your case much either.

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1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

Call him a spacker and tell him to fuck off. "No it doesn't" simply doesn't cut it.

Fuck off, spacker.

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1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

Taking advice on how to construct a witty, cutting reply from you would be akin to taking advice on how to get plenty of exercise from a quadruple amputee. And from someone who likely survives on a diet of greasy fish and chips and animal organs, commenting on my diet probably wouldn't help your case much either.

Undoubtedly you hired an illegal Mexican immigrant to write this for you, but it was a good example of exactly what I was talking about. That like was for Pedro and his family by the way, not you. Fuck off.

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2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Undoubtedly you hired an illegal Mexican immigrant to write this for you, but it was a good example of exactly what I was talking about. That like was for Pedro and his family by the way, not you. Fuck off.

Fuck off....

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.... spackler.

Gracias.

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1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

I think it's an affectation.

Probably for the same reason(s) they do that stupid looking pigeon-toed thing....

pt1.jpg pt2.jpg

1) Because they think it makes them look cute, innocent and "little-girlish" and 

2) Because they think it makes their legs look sexier.

IOW, they can tell themselves they don't look like sluts whilst making themselves look like sluts.

The one at the top has horrid looking feet. 

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Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

The one at the top has horrid looking feet. 

She looks like she's gotten or given too many "toe jobs".

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