Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It looks like the jewel in the South London crown, Thamesmead. Offering views and aromas from the sewage treatment plant and illegal gypsy camp, which are adjacent. I'm not OCD, but if some cunt doesn't centralise that doormat, I'm going to go fucking spazmonkey. Every time it's centralised, some cunt sneaks up and moves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It looks like the jewel in the South London crown, Thamesmead. Offering views and aromas from the sewage treatment plant and illegal gypsy camp, which are adjacent. I'm not OCD, but if some cunt doesn't centralise that doormat, I'm going to go fucking spazmonkey. The doormat's fine. It's the building that's not centralised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 5 hours ago, WILLY SHITTERS said: It’s a Stickers HOT TOPIC!™ Yes, because you have posted one third of the responses, in the fond hope of keeping this shit nom alive. Self promoting little wanker. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, because you have posted one third of the responses, in the fond hope of keeping this shit nom alive. Self promoting little wanker. Fuck off. You really are a marvel of modern science. The first man to be born with no bollocks, contract terminal testicular cancer, and live without getting it treated for 15 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, WILLY SHITTERS said: You really are a marvel of modern science. The first man to be born with no bollocks, contract terminal testicular cancer, and live without getting it treated for 15 years. Is Quincy dead? I was going to write to the Dublin address he was fucking stupid enough to put on his LinkedIn profile, but I thought it might have looked a bit gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is Quincy dead? I was going to write to the Dublin address he was fucking stupid enough to put on his LinkedIn profile, but I thought it might have looked a bit gay. Quincy had that deadly combination of both working in property, and loving sci-fi, which meant he was always going to die in his early 30s an unloved, perverted virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 10 hours ago, WILLY SHITTERS said: There’s nothing more irritating than hearing some pseudo-hippy say Glastonbury ‘changed their life’, and watching Coldplay on the pyramid stage was a ‘transcendental experience’ How fucking shit was your life before ‘glasto’, if lying in a farm resembling the Somme, listening to irrelevant shitty indie bands after a few tokes of shitty soapbar is the peak of it? There’s a Glastonbury Facebook group full of thousands of these idiots, planning morning yoga classes and packing their wellies, novelty camping chairs and Prosecco three months in advance. They’ll wear the wristbands for years to come, and bore everyone with interminable anecdotes about listening to Bob Geldof warbling on stage in some kind of 1969 battle re-enactment. I’ve enjoyed a lot of festivals over the years, and some of my best war stories involve tripping my box off at them, but glasto is a cross section of all society’s cunts all gathered in one place. Bill, generally speaking, I don't like you, but this is a decent nom. Now, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, WILLY SHITTERS said: Quincy had that deadly combination of both working in property, and loving sci-fi, which meant he was always going to die in his early 30s an unloved, perverted virgin. A chronic addiction to beak and a BMI of 35 didn't help matters much, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: A chronic addiction to beak and a BMI of 35 didn't help matters much, either. I’ve always considered Quincy’s tall stories about nights on the nosebag to be a load of fabricated watery shite. He’s a true Scot; he’d smoke spice and rack up speed even if he could afford high quality Yayo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, WILLY SHITTERS said: I’ve always considered Quincy’s tall stories about nights on the nosebag to be a load of fabricated watery shite. He’s a true Scot; he’d smoke spice and rack up speed even if he could afford high quality Yayo. I actually prefer decent amphetamine to chop. For £50, you get enough coke to make your nose go numb for an hour. However, £25 buys you enough turbo to have a seven hour wank and build a motorised hubbly-bubbly with a Dremel and a hacksaw. Superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I actually prefer decent amphetamine to chop. For £50, you get enough coke to make your nose go numb for an hour. However, £25 buys you enough turbo to have a seven hour wank and build a motorised hubbly-bubbly with a Dremel and a hacksaw. Superb. Buys? As a doorman I'd expect you to have a nice sideline selling it, after you've confiscated it from some dickhead that's plying his trade a little too openly in your establishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 14 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Buys? As a doorman I'd expect you to have a nice sideline selling it, after you've confiscated it from some dickhead that's plying his trade a little too openly in your establishment. Absolutely. But you don't ingest the shit you confiscate, mainly because it's cut to fuckery with crushed paracetamol, or antihistamine if you're lucky. Sell that shit on, and buy some Persy off a reputable supplier (keep the skunk though). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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