Decimus Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 I thought that film criticism had reached peak levels of cuntishness when the BBC gave Jonathan Ross his own review show. However, lurking underneath his fat fucking arse, somewhere at the bottom of the foetid barrel, is a cunt called Stella Duffy. Duffy has criticised Toy Story 4 for being both racist and disablist as there are no toys with afros and humongous cocks, or any down syndrome Ken dolls. Despite having black voice actors, including the reanimated corpse of Apollo Creed, this still isn't good enough, as their characters are yellow and purple. The fucking franchise isn't representative of blacks and spastics because it's not about humans, it's a story about fictional toys, including a dinosaur and Panzerknacker's favourite pin-up, Mr. Potato Head. Can we assume that a fatwa will imminently be proclaimed upon John Ratzenberger for playing an anthropomorphic pig? When will this fucking shit end? Offence is being found in ever more unlikely places. How long until Duffy reviews Dangermouse and moans that Penfold isn't black enough? What an absolute fucking slag. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: I thought that film criticism had reached peak levels of cuntishness when the BBC gave Jonathan Ross his own review show. However, lurking underneath his fat fucking arse, somewhere at the bottom of the foetid barrel, is a cunt called Stella Duffy. Duffy has criticised Toy Story 4 for being both racist and disablist as there are no toys with afros and humongous cocks, or any down syndrome Ken dolls. Despite having black voice actors, including the reanimated corpse of Apollo Creed, this still isn't good enough, as their characters are yellow and purple. The fucking franchise isn't representative of blacks and spastics because it's not about humans, it's a story about fictional toys, including a dinosaur and Panzerknacker's favourite pin-up, Mr. Potato Head. Can we assume that a fatwa will imminently be proclaimed upon John Ratzenberger for playing an anthropomorphic pig? When will this fucking shit end? Offence is being found in ever more unlikely places. How long until Duffy reviews Dangermouse and moans that Penfold isn't black enough? What an absolute fucking slag. Hollywood needs to kick up as much pointless drama as possible these days. Distracts from all the real crimes such as kiddy fiddling going on. I'm just waiting for some spastic to complain that the Hollywood sign is too white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 It's a fucking outrage. There are multiple roles that could realistically have been given to a golliwog. Drug dealer or a villain that stabs Buzz Lightyear in the face are both feasible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 minute ago, DrCunt said: It's a fucking outrage. There are multiple roles that could realistically have been given to a golliwog. Drug dealer or a villain that stabs Buzz Lightyear in the face are both feasible. They could have a 1980s limited addition Mr. Miyagi action figure tucking into the slinky dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, DrCunt said: It's a fucking outrage. There are multiple roles that could realistically have been given to a golliwog. Drug dealer or a villain that stabs Buzz Lightyear in the face are both feasible. And call him Darren Pencille. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 34 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Hollywood needs to kick up as much pointless drama as possible these days. Distracts from all the real crimes such as kiddy fiddling going on. I'm just waiting for some spastic to complain that the Hollywood sign is too white. I keep meaning to have a photo taken of me stood next to the Hollywood sign. The H would be out of shot and I'd have an erection. Unfortunately I can never seem to find the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 20 minutes ago, DrCunt said: It's a fucking outrage. There are multiple roles that could realistically have been given to a golliwog. Drug dealer or a villain that stabs Buzz Lightyear in the face are both feasible. Are there any fake doctors on it? Best you keep your big fat gob shut you boring brain dead twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Something like this.... .... could be considered a "racist toy". Or a racist sporting good at any rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 As a white man, I'd like to formerly register my disgust and dismay at the over representation of our African cousins within a particular section of the toy industry that Duffy has conveniently chosen to ignore. Until such time as all black mamba's are removed from production and replaced with white maggots, I will be staging dirty protests at every future MOBO awards ceremony. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: It's a fucking outrage. There are multiple roles that could realistically have been given to a golliwog. Drug dealer or a villain that stabs Buzz Lightyear in the face are both feasible. Or Jerome: a 15 year old street thug who steals the toys at gunpoint from their owners and modifies them to smuggle meth into schools - Toy Story is a tale that tries to mature with the original audience who saw the first movie in 95 - they're more than old enough to see the hideous and painful effects of drug abuse as the piggy bank character dies from an overdose when the baggies rupture inside of him during a long drawn out scene where he viciously rapes and kills the dinosaur due to hallucinations before dropping dead of a massive stroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: As a white man, I'd like to formerly register my disgust and dismay at the over representation of our African cousins within a particular section of the toy industry that Duffy has conveniently chosen to ignore. Until such time as all black mamba's are removed from production and replaced with white maggots, I will be staging dirty protests at every future MOBO awards ceremony. The 'MOBO' awards Decs? Is that the inclusive one, that white people are excluded from? Still, if you're just going to leave something brown and smelly, that should be ok. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: I keep meaning to have a photo taken of me stood next to the Hollywood sign. The H would be out of shot and I'd have an erection. Unfortunately I can never seem to find the time. Or the Viagra 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Are there any fake doctors on it? Best you keep your big fat gob shut you boring brain dead twat. I was just saying to myself that this thread was a welcome return to traditional cunting, and dishing out "likes" galore, when I sadly came to this "immediately derailing" comment. Consider yourself reported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: 3 And what the fuck is this meant to be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 47 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Or Jerome: a 15 year old street thug who steals the toys at gunpoint from their owners and modifies them to smuggle meth into schools - Toy Story is a tale that tries to mature with the original audience who saw the first movie in 95 - they're more than old enough to see the hideous and painful effects of drug abuse as the piggy bank character dies from an overdose when the baggies rupture inside of him during a long drawn out scene where he viciously rapes and kills the dinosaur due to hallucinations before dropping dead of a massive stroke. That's what's lacking in Teletubbies these days, a bit of social realism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: And what the fuck is this meant to be? A cry for help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, kylie said: That's what's lacking in Teletubbies these days, a bit of social realism. What the fuck are you talking about? Dipsy was black and Tinky-Winky had a fucking handbag. This was 90s indoctrination at its best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I was just saying to myself that this thread was a welcome return to traditional cunting, and dishing out "likes" galore, when I sadly came to this "immediately derailing" comment. Consider yourself reported. It was posted by the yellow M&M so perhaps it could be considered not entirely off topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 47 minutes ago, Decimus said: What the fuck are you talking about? Dipsy was black and Tinky-Winky had a fucking handbag. This was 90s indoctrination at its best. And the only obviously male character, the Noo-Noo, was a domestic slave. I'm assuming it was male, on the grounds that it had a 4 foot long, convoluted penis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 6 hours ago, Decimus said: I thought that film criticism had reached peak levels of cuntishness when the BBC gave Jonathan Ross his own review show. However, lurking underneath his fat fucking arse, somewhere at the bottom of the foetid barrel, is a cunt called Stella Duffy. Duffy has criticised Toy Story 4 for being both racist and disablist as there are no toys with afros and humongous cocks, or any down syndrome Ken dolls. Despite having black voice actors, including the reanimated corpse of Apollo Creed, this still isn't good enough, as their characters are yellow and purple. The fucking franchise isn't representative of blacks and spastics because it's not about humans, it's a story about fictional toys, including a dinosaur and Panzerknacker's favourite pin-up, Mr. Potato Head. Can we assume that a fatwa will imminently be proclaimed upon John Ratzenberger for playing an anthropomorphic pig? When will this fucking shit end? Offence is being found in ever more unlikely places. How long until Duffy reviews Dangermouse and moans that Penfold isn't black enough? What an absolute fucking slag. I took my 3 year old grandson and his friends to see it and all they talked about after was the lack of ethnic toys in the film. I mean, what do you expect from toddlers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 6 hours ago, Roadkill said: Hollywood needs to kick up as much pointless drama as possible these days. Distracts from all the real crimes such as kiddy fiddling going on. I'm just waiting for some spastic to complain that the Hollywood sign is too white. I always thought it was too jewish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The 'MOBO' awards Decs? Is that the inclusive one, that white people are excluded from? Still, if you're just going to leave something brown and smelly, that should be ok. Wasnt Lady Gaga up for an award in them? As far as I'm aware she's white. Mad as a fucking hatter but white nonetheless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: And what the fuck is this meant to be? I am fucked if I know, probably me accidentally hitting the send key ago .. I am not a know all by the way so don't ask stupid fucking questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Decimus said: As a white man, I'd like to formerly register my disgust and dismay at the over representation of our African cousins within a particular section of the toy industry that Duffy has conveniently chosen to ignore. Until such time as all black mamba's are removed from production and replaced with white maggots, I will be staging dirty protests at every future MOBO awards ceremony. Good evening Decco me old mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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