Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Don't know why but this triggers me, maybe it's because the only kind of cunts who do this shit are Dutch clog wearing faggots/dead Dutch faggots(Avicii) and cunt yank tourists wearing backpacks descended from Dutch faggots. You can spot the foreign bastards from a mile away. Snort a log of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Just now, Erroreptile404 said: Don't know why but this triggers me, maybe it's because the only kinds of cunts who do this shit are Dutch clog wearing faggots/dead Dutch faggots(Avicii) and cunt yank tourists wearing backpacks descended from Dutch faggots. You can spot the foreign bastards from a mile away. Snort a log of shit. Sideways Glock cunts. RIP. @Quincy Cockfingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Repeat back to front bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Repeat bollocks. Woof woof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 21 minutes ago, Ape said: Repeat bollocks. Woof woof! Have you received any 'cunt's' from Withers today, or has the cancerous wanker "bankrupted" himself yet again by blowing them all on me? With his history of financial mismanagement, I wouldn't be surprised if he treats his limited allocation of 'iron's' and 'cunt's' with the same blasé attitude that he adopted during his Welsh wood chopping misadventures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Guys who wear backwards baseball caps are douchebags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Have you received any 'cunt's' from Withers today, or has the cancerous wanker "bankrupted" himself yet again by blowing them all on me? With his history of financial mismanagement, I wouldn't be surprised if he treats his limited allocation of 'iron's' and 'cunt's' with the same blasé attitude that he adopted during his Welsh wood chopping misadventures. He claims to have left the site. Mind you, so did frank and look how that ended. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Repeat but deserves another cunting. It's bad enough seeing these white idiots trying to look like bleck gangstas wearing them back to front but it's the cunts who wear the Burberry sun visors, not just back to front but upside down, so they look like jug, that grips my shit. Add one tracksuit leg rolled up like the arsehat I saw the other day and you have the complete fucking set. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sideways Glock cunts. RIP. @Quincy Cockfingers Doing that can actually jam the gun's action, so if you're in a gunfight with some homies, the firing mechanism can jam and you're "in a world of shit". I read that in the Surrey Ladies gardening and jam making monthly magazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 40 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Doing that can actually jam the gun's action, so if you're in a gunfight with some homies, the firing mechanism can jam and you're "in a world of shit". I read that in the Surrey Ladies gardening and jam making monthly magazine. One can learn the darndest things in the darndest places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: One can learn the darndest things in the darndest places. Darndest? That's sewing ain't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Darndest? That's sewing ain't it? Dang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Don't know why but this triggers me, maybe it's because the only kind of cunts who do this shit are Dutch clog wearing faggots/dead Dutch faggots(Avicii) and cunt yank tourists wearing backpacks descended from Dutch faggots. You can spot the foreign bastards from a mile away. Snort a log of shit. I believe that wearing a baseball cap backwards should be a hanging offence .. I bet that this is how Ape wears his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 19 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I believe that wearing a baseball cap backwards should be a hanging offence .. I bet that this is how Ape wears his. Ape wears a leather cap with a chain across the front of it and probably sports a handlebar moustache too the gay cunt. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Ape wears a leather cap with a chain across the front of it and probably sports a handlebar moustache too the gay cunt. lol YMCA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Ape wears a leather cap with a chain across the front of it and probably sports a handlebar moustache too the gay cunt. lol That said he has never stuck me as gay .. he is more of a sad miserable cunt with no reason for living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 The 'George Clooney' Catch 22 is as shit as the book and the other film. Other than the catch 22 situation (a couple of sentences), I don't know why people think it's clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Doing that can actually jam the gun's action, so if you're in a gunfight with some homies, the firing mechanism can jam and you're "in a world of shit". I read that in the Surrey Ladies gardening and jam making monthly magazine. Tell them to shove their Christian jam up their prolapsed fucking shitpipes. Any slide blowback automatic, works on a suspended, non-gravitational dependent reciprocative carriage. You women are ruining the world with your oestrogen fuelled, misinformative, man hating bollocks. Us men are cultured, civilised and informed. And if any of you flabby chested, no-tail, fish-flapped cunts disagree, I will happily shoot you in the tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tell them to shove their Christian jam up their prolapsed fucking shitpipes. Any slide blowback automatic, works on a suspended, non-gravitational dependent reciprocative carriage. You women are ruining the world with your oestrogen fuelled, misinformative, man hating bollocks. Us men are cultured, civilised and informed. And if any of you flabby chested, no-tail, fish-flapped cunts disagree, I will happily shoot you in the tits. I've got cancer of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Doing that can actually jam the gun's action, so if you're in a gunfight with some homies, the firing mechanism can jam and you're "in a world of shit". I read that in the Surrey Ladies gardening and jam making monthly magazine. Bizarrely, I only got a jam with a No.1 Mk.4 bolt action. With rimmed cartridges you had to load your charger 3 down and 2 up to avoid fuckery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: I've got cancer of this I've always had that. Fuck off, journeyman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Doing that can actually jam the gun's action, so if you're in a gunfight with some homies, the firing mechanism can jam and you're "in a world of shit". I read that in the Surrey Ladies gardening and jam making monthly magazine. It also defeats the purpose of having sights on the shooter, given that and the above info, I'd rather one of these culturally enriching cunts, tries to shoot me rather than stab me! I'm in full agreement on the one trouser leg sporting chaps, I've noticed they also prefer the waist of their tracksuits, hanging below the arse, Silly cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've always had that. Fuck off, journeyman. When anyone new was on the ranges, they'd inevitably asked nervously about the kick of the rifle. Being total cunts, we'd always say "hold it about an inch in front of your shoulder" Poor bastards must still be wandering about with their right arms hanging off. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Neil said: Repeat back to front bollocks back to front bollocks back to front bollocks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: When anyone new was on the ranges, they'd inevitably asked nervously about the kick of the rifle. Being total cunts, we'd always say "hold it about an inch in front of your shoulder" Poor bastards must still be wondering about with their right arms hanging off. lol Were these the sort of cunts who thought 'lean forward' was a type of bacon? I don't understand cunts that can't shoot. Perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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