Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Just got up and put the telly on. Reports from Korea about The Donald visiting there, they keep saying "Dee Emm Zee" the cunts should be saying "Dee Emm Zed", it's the BBC not ABC, CBS etc. Oh, and fuck off Salty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 I noticed lots of slopes in the crowd in Glastonbury last night funnily enough and wearing sunglasses at half 11 at night?? Were they afraid the lasers on The Killers stage would hit them in the eyes and make them even more squinty or something?? It's like Jay-z, the correct pronunciation would be Gay-zee or Gay-zed Drink my ass gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Just got up and put the telly on. Reports from Korea about The Donald visiting there, they keep saying "Dee Emm Zee" the cunts should be saying "Dee Emm Zed", it's the BBC not ABC, CBS etc. Oh, and fuck off Salty. Zedna Warrior Princess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Zedna Warrior Princess. Apart from the fact it starts with an 'X', not bad. Well, it's in the right area of the alphabet. Must try harder 6/10. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: edna Warrior Princess. Is she the fat slag off Corrie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, kylie said: Is she the fat slag off Corrie? No. That's Eileen Grimshaw. You'd shag her you would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. That's Eileen Grimshaw. You'd shag her you would. You'd shag Nadia Popov, you would. And I bet it would be like separating deck chairs that had the fabric replaced with a well used chamois leather. In other words fucking disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 5 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: I noticed lots of slopes in the crowd in Glastonbury last night funnily enough and wearing sunglasses at half 11 at night?? Were they afraid the lasers on The Killers stage would hit them in the eyes and make them even more squinty or something?? It's like Jay-z, the correct pronunciation would be Gay-zee or Gay-zed Drink my ass gravy. This is honestly one of the worst posts I’ve ever seen. A real stream of unconsciousness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 58 minutes ago, WILLY SHITTERS said: This is honestly one of the worst posts I’ve ever seen. A real stream of unconsciousness. Bill, if you're gonna come on here be funny or original. You sound just like Frank, fucking boring and predictable. You're better than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 1 hour ago, WILLY SHITTERS said: This is honestly one of the worst posts I’ve ever seen. A real stream of unconsciousness. Well Shitters, you're the expert on such matters. You've posted more than a few yourself. Fuck off you sad little crackhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 8 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: I noticed lots of slopes in the crowd in Glastonbury last night funnily enough and wearing sunglasses at half 11 at night?? Were they afraid the lasers on The Killers stage would hit them in the eyes and make them even more squinty or something?? It's like Jay-z, the correct pronunciation would be Gay-zee or Gay-zed Drink my ass gravy. Ooh you are naughty but I like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Well Shitters, you're the expert on such matters. You've posted more than a few yourself. Fuck off you sad little crackhead. My post to like ratio is second to none, you tumor riddled, 25 hour a week, pension at 39, car burning continental fuck wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bill, if you're gonna come on here be funny or original. You sound just like Frank, fucking boring and predictable. You're better than that. I hope you're not grooming yourself to become a mod Gypo? You're so balanced and fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, WILLY SHITTERS said: My post to like ratio is second to none, you tumor riddled, 25 hour a week, pension at 39, car burning continental fuck wit. there's no link between likes and talent on here Shitto. Witness Rothers, a talentless mogadon© infusion who thought he deserved to breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I hope you're not grooming yourself to become a mod Gypo? You're so balanced and fair! A mod? I'll get me vespa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: A mod? I'll get me vespa. You're off your rocker lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 50 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: A mod? I'll get me vespa. Don't forget to attach an absurd number of rearview mirrors to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 16 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Just got up and put the telly on. Reports from Korea about The Donald visiting there, they keep saying "Dee Emm Zee" the cunts should be saying "Dee Emm Zed", it's the BBC not ABC, CBS etc. Oh, and fuck off Salty. So then, I should say "I'm going to listen to some Zed Zed Top then lie down and catch some zeds"? I don't think so, fuck you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: So then, I should say "I'm going to listen to some Zed Zed Top then lie down and catch some zeds"? I don't think so, fuck you very much. Zed Zed Top are fucked up. The only clean shaven one is called Frank Beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Zed Zed Top are fucked up. The only clean shaven one is called Frank Beard. I know, and the other two are Bob Shaven and Eddie Smooth-Chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know, and the other two are Bob Shaven and Eddie Smooth-Chin. Actually that would be Billy Shaven and Dusty Smooth-Chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 25 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Actually that would be Billy Shaven and Dusty Smooth-Chin. Where do you live boring Yank? My guess would be in West Virginia somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Where do you live boring Yank? My guess would be in West Virginia somewhere. Well then you would be wrong. Something you're quite used to I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Well then you would be wrong. Something you're quite used to I'm sure. Purely on the quality of your posts thus far, Donald?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 13 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: So then, I should say "I'm going to listen to some Zed Zed Top then lie down and catch some zeds"? Well seeing as it's OUR language yeah we would say "catching some zeds" we wouldn't fucking say "catching some zeeeees" in a squeaky american accent would we? On another point why do you all pronounce A as an O sound? It's like you're incapable of pronouncing anything the way it's supposed to be pronounced. Lets play some super "Mooooriooo" guyzz Americans seem pissed off because the UK hasn't capitulated to your pervasive trashy culture and lazy way of speaking and spelling, unlike another island of star spangled spastics 6000 miles east of the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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