Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 On a recent golfing holiday I met a collection of these amateur wankers in the local pub celebrating the rescue of a pet dog.What a complete shambles of alcoholic layabouts posing in paramilitary uniforms as if they were the Special Boat Service. Now these people are not paid and do their Thunderbirds on water bit in their free time.However the British public deserves better.In the USA such duties are covered by the U.S. Coastguard who are professionals, many of whom are ex-military.They are armed, protect the borders from migrant scum as well as providing a professional rescue service. In the post Brexit world we require a similar if not better professionally competent set up. I don’t want the crew of a foundering yacht to be subject to a pissed rabble of butcher,baker or candlestick maker.The R.N.L.I should be disbanded and made into a professional emergency service to protect us from 3rd world invasion, drug dealer scum and incompetent holiday makers. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Decimus Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: On a recent golfing holiday I met a collection of these amateur wankers in the local pub celebrating the rescue of a pet dog.What a complete shambles of alcoholic layabouts posing in paramilitary uniforms as if they were the Special Boat Service. Now these people are not paid and do their Thunderbirds on water bit in their free time.However the British public deserves better.In the USA such duties are covered by the U.S. Coastguard who are professionals, many of whom are ex-military.They are armed, protect the borders from migrant scum as well as providing a professional rescue service. In the post Brexit world we require a similar if not better professionally competent set up. I don’t want the crew of a foundering yacht to be subject to a pissed rabble of butcher,baker or candlestick maker.The R.N.L.I should be disbanded and made into a professional emergency service to protect us from 3rd world invasion, drug dealer scum and incompetent holiday makers. Fuck off. Caister men never turn back. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Caister men never turn back. Fuck off. Unless they are too pissed to get to the Lifeboats.Amateur wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 If you're dissing Henry Blogg, Percy, I'm going to hunt you down and kick your limp noodle so far inside you that Mtembe will be able to fuck you from the front for the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 One day you’ll be glad of the R.N.L.I, when you inevitably find yourself drowning in a sea of spunk. Fucking poof. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Is that Punkapes friend, Norman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 Do you have to be a faggot to join the RNLI now as well as an alcoholic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do you have to be a faggot to join the RNLI now as well as an alcoholic? Why are you asking? Do you think you have the right credentials? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just now, Ape said: Why are you asking? Do you think you have the right credentials? I’m sure with a proper professional structure a new RNLI would weed out perverts and fantasists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: I’m sure with a proper professional structure a new RNLI would weed out perverts and fantasists. True. You’d have no hope then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Caister men never turn back. Fuck off. Caister men never turn their back on @Earl of Punkape either. His bow legged gait provides plenty of warning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 39 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Caister men never turn their back on @Earl of Punkape either. His bow legged gait provides plenty of warning. Are your hands and feet partially webbed ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 What's got 8 hands and goes down well at Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Are your hands and feet partially webbed ? If they were I wouldn't need the RNLI. However, it's none of your business, Wetmore. If I disclosed such personal information them you'd soon be pressing me for information about cock size and asking for photos, you filthy homo. After a heavy session does your prolapsed rectum rub against your knees causing intense pain? I do hope so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: On a recent golfing holiday I met a collection of these amateur wankers in the local pub celebrating the rescue of a pet dog.What a complete shambles of alcoholic layabouts posing in paramilitary uniforms as if they were the Special Boat Service. You've no more been on a golfing holiday than I've shown Emily Maitlis my phimosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: You've no more been on a golfing holiday than I've shown Emily Maitlis my phimosis. Fascinating..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 41 minutes ago, ratcum said: What's got 8 hands and goes down well at Christmas? It's lifeboat gin rummy isn't it!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 Last time I checked Surrey didn't have a coastline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: What's got 8 hands and goes down well at Christmas? Dont know. What's got 4 legs and goes woof? Alpha Piper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: What's got 8 hands and goes down well at Christmas? My Little Faggot Pony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: What's got 8 hands and goes down well at Christmas? Four peacefuls in a rubber dinghy 400 yards off the Kent coast? Wrong time of year. The RNLI are all pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: You've no more been on a golfing holiday than I've shown Emily Maitlis my phimosis. Good grief......you’ve just made me throw away my saveloy. I can’t put it in my mouth after reading that. Oi vei Herr Oberst! I know a Rabbi who can perform the brit milah for you. He’s very experienced and used to dealing with very small cocks, obviously. You should see what he can do with that scalpel, you should see it already. I won’t tell him you are a fucking Nazi. Honest. We’re old friends Herr Oberst. You know you can trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Last time I checked Surrey didn't have a coastline. Got a shit cricket team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 16 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Good grief......you’ve just made me throw away my saveloy. I can’t put it in my mouth after reading that. Oi vei Herr Oberst! I know a Rabbi who can perform the brit milah for you. He’s very experienced and used to dealing with very small cocks, obviously. You should see what he can do with that scalpel, you should see it already. I won’t tell him you are a fucking Nazi. Honest. We’re old friends Herr Oberst. You know you can trust me. Don't be coy, it's you, isn't it. Judy and his endless supply of gay chewing gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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