Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 "Hundreds of adventurers are evidently pitching their tents in a showground as this year's Swingfields festival promises to go off with a bang. Europe’s biggest swingers’ party has come to the UK again for three days as raunchy revelers get into the swing of things. Swingfields' location for this year’s “Aurora” event has now been revealed using handwritten "SF this way" signs around Malvern, Worcestershire, England." https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/europes-biggest-sex-festival-england-photos.amp According to the article, the local residents seem to have no problems with it, though I hear there have been some noise complaints due to all the grunting, squealing and queefing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: "Hundreds of adventurers are evidently pitching their tents in a showground as this year's Swingfields festival promises to go off with a bang. Europe’s biggest swingers’ party has come to the UK again for three days as raunchy revelers get into the swing of things. Swingfields' location for this year’s “Aurora” event has now been revealed using handwritten "SF this way" signs around Malvern, Worcestershire, England." https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/europes-biggest-sex-festival-england-photos.amp According to the article, the local residents seem to have no problems with it, though I hear there have been some noise complaints due to all the grunting, squealing and queefing. Is that a picture of the British camp at Isandlwana just before Eddie's ancestors trashed it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that a picture of the British camp at Isandlwana just before Eddie's ancestors trashed it? This place used to buzz like fuck at this time on a Saturday night. Boring wankers. I miss Extremecunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: This place used to buzz like fuck at this time on a Saturday night. Boring wankers. I miss Extremecunt. I've just got back from a BBQ in Essex. What a fucking shithole that county is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've just got back from a BBQ in Essex. What a fucking shithole that county is. Tell me about it. Welcome to my world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've just got back from a BBQ in Essex. What a fucking shithole that county is. Why the fuck would you go Essex when you could go to Shropshire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: "Hundreds of adventurers are evidently pitching their tents in a showground as this year's Swingfields festival promises to go off with a bang. Europe’s biggest swingers’ party has come to the UK again for three days as raunchy revelers get into the swing of things. Swingfields' location for this year’s “Aurora” event has now been revealed using handwritten "SF this way" signs around Malvern, Worcestershire, England." https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/europes-biggest-sex-festival-england-photos.amp According to the article, the local residents seem to have no problems with it, though I hear there have been some noise complaints due to all the grunting, squealing and queefing. This is not far from @Stubby Pecker's country .. I bet that the cunt is toad charming in that big hedge on the left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 I'd go to this but I wouldn't pay to get in, I'd use the back entrance 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 This is of course also part of the area where Fred West did some of his burials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 13 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: According to the article, the local residents seem to have no problems with it, though I hear there have been some noise complaints due to all the grunting, squealing and queefing. The Folsom Street Fair may be more up your alley, so to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Glowworm said: Why the fuck would you go Essex when you could go to Shropshire? Too far. Shropshire's nice. Apart from Telford. Which is a shithole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 I’m off to see Barbara Streisand at Hyde park, slap bang in the middle of gay pride 🏳️🌈 which members of the corner do you think will be there dressed like Elton John? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The Folsom Street Fair may be more up your alley, so to speak. Not a chance!!!! My "alley" is strictly.... ...and that one way is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eddie said: I’m off to see Barbara Streisand at Hyde park, slap bang in the middle of gay pride 🏳️🌈 which members of the corner do you think will be there dressed like Elton John? Judge as an outside bet for Elton, Eric as odds on for Liberace. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Judge as an outside bet for Elton, Eric as odds on for Liberace. Jewdy and I, always go dressed as hinge & bracket. Will you be taking along a bale of straw to thatch the roof of your cottage/portaloo? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jewdy and I, always go dressed as hinge & bracket. Will you be taking along a bale of straw to thatch the roof of your cottage/portaloo? It's a possibility Eric, though I'm thinking of going as Boy George this year, as I've also developed a smack habit, it's only fitting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 30 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: It's a possibility Eric, though I'm thinking of going as Boy George this year, as I've also developed a smack habit, it's only fitting. If you see a pantomime horse, that'll be Punky and Frank, taking it in turns to felch each other. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you see a pantomime horse, that'll be Punky and Frank, taking it in turns to felch each other. If I see Withers dressed as Freddie Mercury, while sniffing poppers, and following a pantomime horse, I'll know it's them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've just got back from a BBQ in Essex. What a fucking shithole that county is. Shuh Uuuuuuuuup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Judge as an outside bet for Elton, Eric as odds on for Liberace. And you nailed on as Smithers lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: And you nailed on as Smithers lol I've already confirmed I'll be attending as Boy George, Billy. Come on, do you're fucking research. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 I was amused by a comment I read from a local resident, an elderly lady, who said : ”They are not young people. They are all middle aged with big bellies. It’s disgusting.” Hmmmm. I wonder if she is up for it....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I was amused by a comment I read from a local resident, an elderly lady, who said : ”They are not young people. They are all middle aged with big bellies. It’s disgusting.” Hmmmm. I wonder if she is up for it....... She was talking about the darts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She was talking about the darts I watched the PDC American open the other night. Peter Wright's never going to win fuck all, he changes his darts every match. I saw him change them twice in one game last year. Twat with silly hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've just got back from a BBQ in Essex. What a fucking shithole that county is. I just came back from Brighton.... a baffling place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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