camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I watched the PDC American open the other night. Peter Wright's never going to win fuck all, he changes his darts every match. I saw him change them twice in one game last year. Twat with silly hair. He's a fucking clown. He has the ability to beat anyone, including that fucking Dutch mong. But as you say, he keeps pissing around during matches, changing darts and dancing like a tard. My favourite is Wade, who can beat anyone on his day but bottles it when he goes behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's a fucking clown. He has the ability to beat anyone, including that fucking Dutch mong. But as you say, he keeps pissing around during matches, changing darts and dancing like a tard. My favourite is Wade, who can beat anyone on his day but bottles it when he goes behind. I met him. Wade, at a presentation Super league evening thingy. He was as arrogant as fuck, noticeably rude to women, and after he finished handing out trophies, he parked himself in the corner of the room, and started touting his autographs at a tenner a pop. Andy Fordham did the same thing the year before. And he absolutely fucking stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 13 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I've already confirmed I'll be attending as Boy George, Billy. Come on, do you're fucking research. ‘Thinking’ of doing something is not ‘confirming’ that you will do something. Come on, Do your fucking research. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 26 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Thinking’ of doing something is not ‘confirming’ that you will do something. Come on, Do your fucking research. lol What went wrong .. last week Marje was your bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Glowworm said: What went wrong .. last week Marje was your bitch? He revealed himself as a bandwagon jumper. To be honest I find him very tedious. Too much of “I concur” and “‘Tis true Decs” and all that sort of bollocks. Not to mention referring to himself in the third person. Always rings alarm bells for me, that does. He decided to stick the boot in alongside Decs. Pretty poor really. His problem not mine. I’m currently re evaluating who to trust on here. I won’t be part of the cowardly attacks on you any more. I actually respect the way you handle the cunts who do nothing but have a go at you. Anyhow he’s Decs and Eric’s bitch now. He must enjoy the spitroast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: He revealed himself as a bandwagon jumper. To be honest I find him very tedious. Too much of “I concur” and “‘Tis true Decs” and all that sort of bollocks. Not to mention referring to himself in the third person. Always rings alarm bells for me, that does. He decided to stick the boot in alongside Decs. Pretty poor really. His problem not mine. I’m currently re evaluating who to trust on here. I won’t be part of the cowardly attacks on you any more. I actually respect the way you handle the cunts who do nothing but have a go at you. Anyhow he’s Decs and Eric’s bitch now. He must enjoy the spitroast. Do you know when and Marje had "the surgery". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: He revealed himself as a bandwagon jumper. To be honest I find him very tedious. Too much of “I concur” and “‘Tis true Decs” and all that sort of bollocks. Not to mention referring to himself in the third person. Always rings alarm bells for me, that does. He decided to stick the boot in alongside Decs. Pretty poor really. His problem not mine. I’m currently re evaluating who to trust on here. I won’t be part of the cowardly attacks on you any more. I actually respect the way you handle the cunts who do nothing but have a go at you. Anyhow he’s Decs and Eric’s bitch now. He must enjoy the spitroast. I think that I might have seen Marje in Torquay on Friday .. 6' 2" and 60 years old at at least .. short skirt up to his arse and a tattoo on the inside of his thigh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I think that I might have seen Marje in Torquay on Friday .. 6' 2" and 60 years old at at least .. short skirt up to his arse and a tattoo on the inside of his thigh. I don’t think that was him although there was a ‘Dads Army’ themed party in Torquay on Friday. Did you notice an army green BSA with sidecar parked anywhere? If so that would be his missus you saw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: I don’t think that was him although there was a ‘Dads Army’ themed party in Torquay on Friday. Did you notice an army green BSA with sidecar parked anywhere? If so that would be his missus you saw. Was he is the midget that they used for dwarf tossing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 Torquay is the sort of place that if you live there you want to go somewhere else. I have a neighbour who told me that he had a fairly well paid job but was fed up of sickly looking cunts coming to him for advice and answers to their medical problems and that he just wanted to tell the to fuck off and lie down or take an aspirin .. he said that he thought he might have made a mistake in his decision to spend all those years training to be a GP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: If so that would be his missus you saw. Though sadly the sexual abuse perpetrated by you're African careers doesn't constitute a relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 34 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Though sadly the sexual abuse perpetrated by you're African careers doesn't constitute a relationship. "your" not "you're". I have also spotted the other error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 52 minutes ago, Glowworm said: "your" not "you're". I have also spotted the other error. It's predictive text Pen, unlike you I actually have a life. Fuck off and kill yourself cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: Do you know when and Marje had "the surgery Get your own house in order first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 Barbara was fantastic last night, even Lionel rich tea joined her on stage, however far too many look at me I’m queer cunts did their best to spoil the concert by jumping about and mincing around in outrageous outfits, the bull dykes looked like wee jimmy krankie. The mentally ill weirdos should be placed in secure units and given therapy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Barbara was fantastic last night, even Lionel rich tea joined her on stage, however far too many look at me I’m queer cunts did their best to spoil the concert by jumping about and mincing around in outrageous outfits, the bull dykes looked like wee jimmy krankie. The mentally ill weirdos should be placed in secure units and given therapy. Did she do 'send in the clowns'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did she do 'send in the clowns'? Yup, my favourite babs number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eddie said: Barbara was fantastic last night, even Lionel rich tea joined her on stage, however far too many look at me I’m queer cunts did their best to spoil the concert by jumping about and mincing around in outrageous outfits, the bull dykes looked like wee jimmy krankie. The mentally ill weirdos should be placed in secure units and given therapy. Did she turn into a huge robot called Mecha-Streisand and they had to get The Cure's Robert Smith to turn into a giant moth monster to defeat her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did she turn into a huge robot called Mecha-Streisand and they had to get The Cure's Robert Smith to turn into a giant moth monster to defeat her? I haven't forgotten that shit. I want my fucking triangle back. Edited July 8, 2019 by Eric Cuntman MECHA-POITIER!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 11 hours ago, Glowworm said: Was he is the midget that they used for dwarf tossing? There was a midget at our school who was always bunking off. Not big not clever 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 7 hours ago, King Billy said: There was a midget at our school who was always bunking off. Not big not clever Mike D? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 23 minutes ago, Eddie said: Mike D? He wasn't THAT bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 On 08/07/2019 at 01:16, cuntspotter said: I just came back from Brighton.... a baffling place. A couple of miles east along the coast road and you would have been in a different world.....Roedean! Probably the finest school for gels in the world. A beautiful set of buildings in an idyllic setting, overlooking the sea. Of course the gels don’t get trannie lessons, or told to stop polluting the planet with their endless flights on their posh holidays. They also don’t brew up Booshka Booshka vodka in their chemistry lessons. That sort of shit is for the working classes, not for proper gels. Roedean has produced many famous Old Gels, but you ignorant pigs will have only heard of two of them......... the actress Sarah Miles ( a right fucking sort in her time) and the railway historian, The Lady Penelope ( a waste of fucking space at any time) A pity you didn’t come across this finest of institutions Mr Spotter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 30 minutes ago, judgetwi said: A couple of miles east along the coast road and you would have been in a different world.....Roedean! Probably the finest school for gels in the world. A beautiful set of buildings in an idyllic setting, overlooking the sea. Of course the gels don’t get trannie lessons, or told to stop polluting the planet with their endless flights on their posh holidays. They also don’t brew up Booshka Booshka vodka in their chemistry lessons. That sort of shit is for the working classes, not for proper gels. Roedean has produced many famous Old Gels, but you ignorant pigs will have only heard of two of them......... the actress Sarah Miles ( a right fucking sort in her time) and the railway historian, The Lady Penelope ( a waste of fucking space at any time) A pity you didn’t come across this finest of institutions Mr Spotter. Don't Sarah Miles drink her own piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't Sarah Miles drink her own piss? Possibly. Don’t you be a pikey? 😁😀😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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