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1 minute ago, Betterthanyou said:

No need to be course!

Course? Like a race course? Thick-as-pigshit wanker.

lol

*sniggers.

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1 minute ago, Betterthanyou said:

No need to be course!

You mean 'coarse'? You have a limited 'rasp' of English.

 

now that's how to fucking do puns.

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You mean 'coarse'? You have a limited 'rasp' of English.

 

now that's how to fucking do puns.

He’s part of the wank and file.

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8 minutes ago, Ape said:

Course? Like a race course? Thick-as-pigshit wanker.

lol

*sniggers.

I give you a lifeline (predictive text aside) to look less of a cunt and this is how you repay me, knome helping some people *sniggers

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Just now, Betterthanyou said:

I give you a lifeline (predictive text aside) to look less of a cunt and this is how you repay me, knome helping some people *sniggers

See if you can slip knome in a few more times - it’ll have people literally pissing themselves laughing. 

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1 minute ago, Ape said:

See if you can slip knome in a few more times - it’ll have people literally pissing themselves laughing. 

Knome need to get angry....

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48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You mean 'coarse'? You have a limited 'rasp' of English.

 

now that's how to fucking do puns.

Why yes i do.

Puns!!!!! Now just tang on a minute.....

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50 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said:

Why yes i do.

Puns!!!!! Now just tang on a minute.....

Actually, that's quite good. Out of likes.

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11 hours ago, ratcum said:

I inherited such a board Mr. Pants, except it had holes in for pegs. I bought extra pegs and created a map of where all the concentration camps where in Europe. Main camps in red, sub camps in yellow. Only the  cognoscenti will ever spot this, so it's an innocent little chortle for me when I go to get to fetch a spanner

I have exactly the same thing in my shed, except my map shows Stalingrad, El Alamein, Dresden, the Ruhr Valley Dams, Nuremberg etc etc. You get the picture Herr Oberst?

I also have a peg for my Luger. Of course it is oiled, maintained and securely locked in a safe place. I’m hoping to demonstrate it’s deadly efficiency to you one day.

Historical irony eh, Herr  Oberst?

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20 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Top Tip #1 - you can use the "Edit" button below your original post to change the title of your nomination to something that makes you look like less of a cunt.

Top Tip #2 - You may also want to edit most, if not all, of the actual post too, for exactly the same reason.

Top Tip #3 - If I ever catch you using an apostrophe in the possessive "its" again, there'll be trouble.

Otherwise, welcome on board, you useless, illiterate piece of crap.

Thank you kind sir. You can fuck off now.

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13 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

I'm guessing you thought nominating yourself was a shrewd maneuver, getting ahead of the inevitable.

If I was you I'd break in and procure all the tools and materials for a makeshift coffin. You're gonna get buried here Johnny.

Fuck off, hang yourself, drink ammonia, ect.

Welcome!

Thank you, you pommie bastard. I was on this site ( the original one) years ago and i don't remember you. You seem alright though apart from having an abnormally high degree of cuntishness. I'm almost tempted to give you a like, but i hear you prefer a screw driver down your japs eye. 

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9 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

I was on this site ( the original one) years ago and i don't remember you

I'd wager you we're a fucking prat back then, or is your mental illness a recent development?

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2 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

Thank you, you pommie bastard. I was on this site ( the original one) years ago and i don't remember you. You seem alright though apart from having an abnormally high degree of cuntishness. I'm almost tempted to give you a like, but i hear you prefer a screw driver down your japs eye. 

He's only been on here since January and until last week he was King Billy's bitch.

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7 hours ago, Glowworm said:

He's only been on here since January and until last week he was King Billy's bitch.

You're obviously suffering from dementia given your advanced years, and also probably aids related complications, given your chequered battle with sexuality. I like most punters here, are hoping you die sooner rather than later.

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22 hours ago, judgetwi said:

I have exactly the same thing in my shed, except my map shows Stalingrad, El Alamein, Dresden, the Ruhr Valley Dams, Nuremberg etc etc. You get the picture Herr Oberst?

I also have a peg for my Luger. Of course it is oiled, maintained and securely locked in a safe place. I’m hoping to demonstrate it’s deadly efficiency to you one day.

Historical irony eh, Herr  Oberst?

You randy old sausage Jewdy!

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Seesaw Margery Daw,

Johnny shall have a new master,

He shall earn but a penny a day

Because he works for Sir Philip Greed's Arcadia Group.

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2 minutes ago, ratcum said:

He shall earn but a penny a day

Because he works for Sir Philip Greed's Arcadia Group.

A shekel would be more fitting Ratty.

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9 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

A shekel would be more fitting Ratty.

A shekel he vants already.... 

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