Penny Farthing Posted August 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2019 14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Well, you're the expert on below average intelligence. Yes ... you are somewhere above Marjorie although that is not difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 On 07/07/2019 at 07:57, Glowworm said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-48893048 Hopefully this cunt will get a ten year stretch minimum as any reckless evil cunt should get .. somehow I think that all he will get is a slap on the wrist. Ironical that many farmers complain about walkers dogs on their land worrying livestock yet welcome these reckless cunts and their baying out of control hounds. Fucking cretin! Makes a living from chasing an animal the size of a Fox whilst wearing “dress up”. Then has the audacity to say its pest control. If it was a bloke I bet you he wouldn’t have laid hand on the fella the spineless cock holster. Another fucking spineless cunt who wouldn’t have lifted a finger if the perpetrator was 6”3 and 200lb https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/21/mark-field-suspended-as-minister-after-grabbing-climate-protester-by-neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 21 minutes ago, Cock Holster said: Fucking cretin! Makes a living from chasing an animal the size of a Fox whilst wearing “dress up”. Then has the audacity to say its pest control. If it was a bloke I bet you he wouldn’t have laid hand on the fella the spineless cock holster. Another fucking spineless cunt who wouldn’t have lifted a finger if the perpetrator was 6”3 and 200lb https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/21/mark-field-suspended-as-minister-after-grabbing-climate-protester-by-neck I have a feeling he would beat you easily in a fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I have a feeling he would beat you easily in a fight Course he would soppy, he’s riding a fucking horse.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 11 hours ago, Cock Holster said: Course he would soppy, he’s riding a fucking horse.... I believe the prescribed method of infantry in the distant past, was to smash the horse in the mouth with your sword, it will rear up and throw the rider. Then you can get all stabby and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I believe the prescribed method of infantry in the distant past, was to smash the horse in the mouth with your sword, it will rear up and throw the rider. Then you can get all stabby and shit. The revised version of that particular manoeuvre now reads: Place sugar cube in horses mouth and ask rider politely if he would dismount to discuss any differences, followed by a warm hug and, (with the permission of the commanding officer) back to the barracks for cocktails and bum sex all round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 7 hours ago, King Billy said: The revised version of that particular manoeuvre now reads: Place sugar cube in horses mouth and ask rider politely if he would dismount to discuss any differences, followed by a warm hug and, (with the permission of the commanding officer) back to the barracks for cocktails and bum sex all round. Those are the sort of maneuvers that won back the Falkland Islands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 On 19/08/2019 at 22:56, King Billy said: Statham In ‘Spy’? Statham's a cunt in any film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I believe the prescribed method of infantry in the distant past, was to smash the horse in the mouth with your sword, it will rear up and throw the rider. Then you can get all stabby and shit. That sounds familiar! Didn't another cc member say this before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That sounds familiar! Didn't another cc member say this before? Dunno. It might have been me. I read an awful lot of Bernard Cornwell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 On 20/08/2019 at 16:41, Cunty BigBollox said: Well, you're the expert on below average intelligence. Ask it a question about a train or some fucking place no cunt has heard of and you will end up like that skeleton in the above picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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