Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 My first fucking words to the faithful at the corner, so be obliged if you don’t cunt me off straight away.. So Serena Williams & yes I know she’s been the topic of debate on too many cunting occasions, but I switched the TV on just now while on a break & a feeling of gut wrenching nausea & vomit instantly consumed my inner soul.. This inspired me to use her irritating & cunting name to come up with words that I think sum up the cunt of a woman sanctimonious egotistical revolting evil nauseating antagonist Or in the words of the famous song by the Tina my husband has just kicked the shit out of me Turner, I’ve slightly “rejiggered” the title Simply a Cunt .., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said: My first fucking words to the faithful at the corner, so be obliged if you don’t cunt me off straight away.. So Serena Williams & yes I know she’s been the topic of debate on too many cunting occasions, but I switched the TV on just now while on a break & a feeling of gut wrenching nausea & vomit instantly consumed my inner soul.. This inspired me to use her irritating & cunting name to come up with words that I think sum up the cunt of a woman sanctimonious egotistical revolting evil nauseating antagonist Or in the words of the famous song by the Tina my husband has just kicked the shit out of me Turner, I’ve slightly “rejiggered” the title Simply a Cunt .., Have you ever had a wank watching her tits bouncing around? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 No but I've just had a wank imagining you having a wank with her Babylon's smacking around your chops 😙 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 On a serious note. I watched this behemoth, playing tag-team tennis with Andy Murray at the weekend. Every time they were discussing anything, they had their hands in front of their mouths, why? Can everybody lip read now, even when your fucking back is turned to them! Load of fucking shit, trying to look all 'Secret-Squirrel'. You know what started all this clandestine, secret agent bollocks..? Joe fucking Pesci in Casino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said: No but I've just had a wank imagining you having a wank with her Babylon's smacking around your chops 😙 Actually, when you've finished, I think I'll have a wank over that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 You know what good for you 👍🏻 Obviously a person with little or no inhibitions who can wank freely to pretty much any subject., ✊ respect with very tightly clenched fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: On a serious note. I watched this behemoth, playing tag-team tennis with Andy Murray at the weekend. Every time they were discussing anything, they had their hands in front of their mouths, why? Can everybody lip read now, even when your fucking back is turned to them! Load of fucking shit, trying to look all 'Secret-Squirrel'. You know what started all this clandestine, secret agent bollocks..? Joe fucking Pesci in Casino. My theory she is whispering sweet nothings to the sweaty sock, “ I’m sure you’re the father my brave heart” Ive heard he’s playing in a kilt in the next round .., No surprise as most of her clan have been raised on Big Mac’s perhaps the strange fuck up combination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said: My theory she is whispering sweet nothings to the sweaty sock, “ I’m sure you’re the father my brave heart” Ive heard he’s playing in a kilt in the next round .., No surprise as most of her clan have been raised on Big Mac’s perhaps the strange fuck up combination I bet the family portrait looks slightly weird. Serena the silverback with Kenneth, Frank and Robbie. What the fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said: No but I've just had a wank imagining you having a wank with her Babylon's smacking around your chops 😙 Kinky. Have you met Neil yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 They haven’t mastered the use of a camera so they are settling for a stock internet portrait of a rich family on safari which is obscured by random sheep 🐑 highlighting the ignorance of the cunt with the mysteriously Welsh surname .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: I bet the family portrait looks slightly weird. Serena the silverback with Kenneth, Frank and Robbie. What the fuck? I remember the BBC kept cutting to shots of her family last year. The women are all big fat, Tom&Jerry style hoochie mamas. It does make me laugh when they dress in expensive clothes... Like those PG Tips adverts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Neil ? By by any chance is he a unidexter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said: They haven’t mastered the use of a camera so they are settling for a stock internet portrait of a rich family on safari which is obscured by random sheep 🐑 highlighting the ignorance of the cunt with the mysteriously Welsh surname .. I don't mean to be over-pedantic on your first day at school, but before @Cuntybaws logs on, I strongly suggest that you begin to employ some form of punctuation, other than a half-arsed, 2 dot ellipsis. welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said: My first fucking words to the faithful at the corner, so be obliged if you don’t cunt me off straight away.. So Serena Williams & yes I know she’s been the topic of debate on too many cunting occasions, but I switched the TV on just now while on a break & a feeling of gut wrenching nausea & vomit instantly consumed my inner soul.. This inspired me to use her irritating & cunting name to come up with words that I think sum up the cunt of a woman sanctimonious egotistical revolting evil nauseating antagonist Or in the words of the famous song by the Tina my husband has just kicked the shit out of me Turner, I’ve slightly “rejiggered” the title Simply a Cunt .., This is not an auspicious start but there have been far worse.... Billie Jean King is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Point taken, although if specific persons or indeed the aforementioned have a fixation on punctuation, this may take me down a path of reflection in that I will have to completely revise my list of cunts... On on the other hand I may choose to adopt the tact of not giving a flying fuck. I will ponder this predicament momentarily. Okay I’m siding with the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said: My theory she is whispering sweet nothings to the sweaty sock, “ I’m sure you’re the father my brave heart” Ive heard he’s playing in a kilt in the next round .., No surprise as most of her clan have been raised on Big Mac’s perhaps the strange fuck up combination Murray's gonna have one hell of a shock if he decides to go down on her, I'd wager the Silverback's packing a mamba. It'll bring a whole new meaning to Murray Mount. It takes bollocks to dip one's toe in the corner with a nom before an introduction. Welcome and fuck off. Edited July 9, 2019 by Major Cunt Toe FFS 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said: Point taken, although if specific persons or indeed the aforementioned have a fixation on punctuation, this may take me down a path of reflection in that I will have to completely revise my list of cunts... On on the other hand I may choose to adopt the tact of not giving a flying fuck. I will ponder this predicament momentarily. Okay I’m siding with the latter. Look Smarty-bollocks, just throw in some fucking commas and full stops, so the rest of us don't have to fucking well do it, just to make sense of your otherwise erudite ramblings. Lazy fucking cunt. We must never speak of this again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 I hear you, a nods as good a wink to a blind man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 As, as opposed to “a” apologies for the spelling error. Melt down 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Major that’s sincerely putting me off my dinner, the thought of the sweat going down on her sure ain’t serene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 34 minutes ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said: Neil ? By by any chance is he a unidexter I don't know, I'm not into tv series about avengful forensic scientists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Commodore of Cuntoxation Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Thinking more of Peter Cook & Dudley Moore sketch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't know, I'm not into tv series about avengful forensic scientists. It's a Cook & Moore reference from the one legged Tarzan sketch. And then he references Monty Python. Decent-ish taste in comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It's a Cook & Moore reference from the one legged Tarzan sketch. And then he references Monty Python. Decent-ish taste in comedy. Cook and Moore is in the "hit and miss" category. Or what my dad calls "Bobby Charlton" comedy. Because apparently, you see Charlton hitting a 40 yard belter into the top corner of the net but you dont see is the 6 other shots he had that smacks into some poor cunts face in row Z or smacks into the hotdog stall behind the stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 I knew it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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