Decimus Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You're losing it, but I understand. Boring job, parental responsibilities, alcohol abuse, only Ape to lean on, and Norfolk. I'm always here to listen. I suppose it could be worse. I could be a half-dead, cantankerous French pensioner, financially ruined by a bunch of Dai's and Bryn's and left impotent by the ravages of time and prostate cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I suppose it could be worse. I could be a half-dead, cantankerous French pensioner, financially ruined by a bunch of Dai's and Bryn's, left impotent by the ravages of time and prostate cancer. Try something new, or fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 (edited) Just now, Witheredscrote said: Try something new, or fuck off. BEANS! Edited July 10, 2019 by Decimus Chopper, Ape, lol, vivre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sort of right. I don't really care about it, but I do love the fact that Frank hates me being on it. I couldn't give a shit about the leaderboard. I'm not on it now. But do I care? Of course not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I couldn't give a shit about the leaderboard. I'm not on it now. But do I care? Of course not. You’ve never been on it, you deluded fucking old bitch. You did very briefly appear due to some cunt’s shenanigans, subsequently boosting your confidence to a height where you thought you’d get away with a semicolon. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Frank said: You’ve never been on it, you deluded fucking old bitch. You did very briefly appear due to some cunt’s shenanigans, subsequently boosting your confidence to a height where you thought you’d get away with a semicolon. Idiot. Matron gone for her smoke has she? Better not get caught using her laptop because she won't empty your colostomy bag, you old spunker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, Frank said: You’ve never been on it, you deluded fucking old bitch. You did very briefly appear due to some cunt’s shenanigans, subsequently boosting your confidence to a height where you thought you’d get away with a semicolon. Idiot. She has been on it, and I saw it. Do your research. Idiot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, Frank said: You’ve never been on it, you deluded fucking old bitch. You did very briefly appear due to some cunt’s shenanigans, subsequently boosting your confidence to a height where you thought you’d get away with a semicolon. Idiot. How are the plans for you triumphant return coming along? Should we expect to regularly see you appearing on the leaderboard, or are you going to continue being utter shite? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: She has been on it, and I saw it. Do your research. Idiot He said she appeared very briefly. Read before you post. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 Just now, Ape said: He said she appeared very briefly. Read before you post. Idiot. Quite correct. I only read the first 5 words, as he now bores me as much as you. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: She has been on it, and I saw it. Do your research. Idiot 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Quite correct. I only read the first 5 words, as he now bores me as much as you. lol. You're all over the fucking place. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 This is nice. All the oldies cunting one another like the good old days before I was dead inside from the trauma of the savage initiation ritual. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 28 minutes ago, Ape said: How are the plans for your triumphant return coming along? Spectacularly well by all accounts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sort of right. I don't really care about it, but I do love the fact that Frank hates me being on it. You're fucking obsessed with it, as am I. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape said: How are the plans for you triumphant return coming along? Should we expect to regularly see you appearing on the leaderboard, or are you going to continue being utter shite? Noodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the spirit! Now call his mum a pikey. that'll learn him. I've come across some mackerels during my short tenure but this cunt takes the pwaan cwacker Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I've come across some mackerels during my short tenure but this cunt takes the pwaan cwacker Eric. Good evening Marjorie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 44 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're fucking obsessed with it, as am I. I don't want the throne if I have to have all spazzy legs.. frank is our littlefinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Good evening Marjorie. Do you really wanna do this Pen? Let's be honest for a moment, every time you've tried to mix it with the Major, I've given you more cunting combinations than a safe. You're fucking terrible at this and I wish you a quick and painful death. Fuck off! Edited July 10, 2019 by Major Cunt Mix FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 On 09/07/2019 at 13:51, Eric Cuntman said: Have you ever had a wank watching her tits bouncing around? Yes, several times. it kinda goes like this on an occasion, i imagine myself bludgeoning her to a pulp with Andy Murray's wet dick...and has she is about to recoil, that stops me from shooting my bolt. Then has luck would have it, i shove a tennis racket up her snatch and twist it , to give her one almighty clit-slap. Of course she passes out at this point and then i shoot my bolt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 On 09/07/2019 at 14:01, Eric Cuntman said: On a serious note. I watched this behemoth, playing tag-team tennis with Andy Murray at the weekend. Every time they were discussing anything, they had their hands in front of their mouths, why? Can everybody lip read now, even when your fucking back is turned to them! Load of fucking shit, trying to look all 'Secret-Squirrel'. You know what started all this clandestine, secret agent bollocks..? Joe fucking Pesci in Casino. Peek-A-Boo, you fuck you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 On 09/07/2019 at 17:36, Eddie said: Racist..reported, well just for the fun of it. Ed..you're a Cuntbreed personified. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Spectacularly well by all accounts. Home video D..you must write a better script for Babs...appalling show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 9 hours ago, Commodore of Cuntoxation said: I got to the septic part, I genuinely didn’t read anymore, really a waste of your limited talents, your boring the fuck out of me, so I will be polite & just say, leave it now cunt you can’t beat me I will always, always dominate you. I got bored at ‘laugh’ Poor Major has had his tongue up Decs ringpiece for too long. The methane and ammonia fumes in the enclosed space of Decs rotting y fronts have sent the poor abused boy doolaly. When he regains what for him passes as consciousness he won’t remember anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 (edited) 43 minutes ago, King Billy said: I got bored at ‘laugh’ Poor Major has had his tongue up Decs ringpiece for too long. The methane and ammonia fumes in the enclosed space of Decs rotting y fronts have sent the poor abused boy doolaly. When he regains what for him passes as consciousness he won’t remember anything. Fuck me that's rich coming from the personality vacuum known as K.B who took an overdue spanking. I bet you spent all day thinking that up you fucking div, nevermind though you've now got an equally poor spastic to swap crayon's with. I do hope your African carers lock you in the cupboard again tomorrow. Edited July 10, 2019 by Major Cunt Distracted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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