Frank Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 11 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: It appears you don't recognize it when you see it. At this moment in time, Salty, Wolfie and I are probably at our lowest ebb. Both a bit shit, low in confidence.. little to no input. I quite like your tone and I suppose you did at least hold your ground with the insufferable Norfolk prick, but you really don’t do humour. You just don’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Frank said: At this moment in time, Salty, Wolfie and I are probably at our lowest ebb. Both a bit shit, low in confidence.. little to no input. I quite like your tone and I suppose you did at least hold your ground with the insufferable Norfolk prick, but you really don’t do humour. You just don’t. Shut your fucking mouth, you shit stirring old poof. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Pen do you have any idea what that gobby old bastard Eric was rambling on about the other day? Something about you seeing my true colours etc... It was something I said during our week of mutual hatred of each other. You have to remember that I am old and hormonal like Withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 38 minutes ago, Frank said: At this moment in time, Salty, Wolfie and I are probably at our lowest ebb. Both a bit shit, low in confidence.. little to no input. I quite like your tone and I suppose you did at least hold your ground with the insufferable Norfolk prick, but you really don’t do humour. You just don’t. Well, contrary to what you seem to believe about yourself, you're no John Cleese either. Not even close. Just because you've figured out how sarcasm works, doesn't mean the witless tripe you post is actually funny, no matter what your fellow sycophants in your little mutual admiration society tell you. But in the interest of your own defense, please provide a link to something you've posted in the past that you consider to be a glittering example of waggish jocularity. Take your time, rube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 51 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: It appears you don't recognize it when you see it. Wolfie is poorly in the brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Well, contrary to what you seem to believe about yourself, you're no John Cleese either. Not even close. Just because you've figured out how sarcasm works, doesn't mean the witless tripe you post is actually funny, no matter what your fellow sycophants in your little mutual admiration society tell you. But in the interest of your own defense, please provide a link to something you've posted in the past that you consider to be a glittering example of waggish jocularity. Take your time, rube. I couldn’t agree more... I can’t stand myself and I’m not being flippant. I simply wanted it noted, politely, that you.. Salty Piss Flap, are completely devoid of all humour. Totally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Well, contrary to what you seem to believe about yourself, you're no John Cleese either. Not even close. Just because you've figured out how sarcasm works, doesn't mean the witless tripe you post is actually funny, no matter what your fellow sycophants in your little mutual admiration society tell you. But in the interest of your own defense, please provide a link to something you've posted in the past that you consider to be a glittering example of waggish jocularity. Take your time, rube. On the subject of humour, or the lack of it, your mentioning Cleese, confirms to me that you are a fucking septic. 100% for sure. Unfunny, don't mention the war, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I couldn’t agree more... I can’t stand myself and I’m not being flippant. I simply wanted it noted, politely, that you, Salty Piss Flap, are completely devoid of all humour. Totally. You know what they say... opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one and they all stink. Some more than others. Still waiting for that example of your own scintillating wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: On the subject of humour, or the lack of it, your mentioning Cleese, confirms to me that you are a fucking septic. 100% for sure. Unfunny, don't mention the war, cunt. You still couldn't hold a candle to him. He's a legendary, world famous comic writer, actor and producer while you're a.... ? "Zero" I guess is the best word to describe you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: You know what they say... opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one and they all stink. Some more than others. Still waiting for that example of your own scintillating wit. And there you have it, Salty. That first sentence alone confirms that you will never cut it here. They’ll be no further communication between us. Not now, not ever.. never. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Frank said: And there you have it, Salty. That first sentence alone confirms that you will never cut it here. They’ll be no further communication between us. Not now, not ever.. never. Buh-bye!!!! 🙋 Don't forget to fuck off!!!! 😙 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Frank said: And there you have it, Salty. That first sentence alone confirms that you will never cut it here. They’ll be no further communication between us. Not now, not ever.. never. The only sensible thing you have said in a month. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: The only sensible thing you have said in a month. Frank, you are shit at the moment, but please don't compare yourself to Wolfie. Now he is one boring uber cunt, skipping around Amsterdam, a bong shoved up his arse. Singing 'Philo Vance is in my pants' I've always hated the pretentious cunt.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: The only sensible thing you have said in a month. Since you've got your lips stuck to his ass anyway, you might as well follow him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank, you are shit at the moment, but please don't compare yourself to Wolfie. Now he is one boring uber cunt, skipping around Amsterdam, a bong shoved up his arse. Singing 'Philo Vance is in my pants' I've always hated the pretentious cunt.. Wow. That. Is. Funny. I. Can't. Stop. Laughing. 😴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Since you've got your lips stuck to his ass anyway, you might as well follow him. If you're waiting for my come back, scrape it off granny's teeth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: If you're waiting for my come back, scrape it off granny's teeth. If I want any of your shit, I'll peel back your scalp and scoop it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: This from a doddering retard who's too fucking lazy to write "spelled" correctly. Fuck off, moron. Spelt is the past participle of spell, you fucking ignorant cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 It's no surprise that Trump is president with fucking idiots like Salty Cum Breath voting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 I quite like myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 15 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Spelt is the past participle of spell, you fucking ignorant cunt. For people who are too fucking LAZY-ASS to write out "spelled" the way it should be written. Lazy slob cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I quite like myself. Are you currently flicking your own bean, you filthy whore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's no surprise that Trump is president with fucking idiots like Salty Cum Breath voting. I didn't vote for Trump, Cunty NoBollox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Are you currently flicking your own bean, you filthy whore? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: I quite like myself. Just as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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