Ape™️ Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 Just now, DrCunt said: Just another of your uninformed, presumptuous, naive opinions, ginge. FWIW, the reason you don't find me a bundle of laughs is that you are bereft of a sense of humour. Try self evaluation for once rather than blaming others for your shortcomings. Shouldn't you be out with your left wing, Tarquin and Cressida type friends quaffing a ridiculously overpriced bottle of £3.99 wine and lauding its subtle nose and finish by now? It’s true - she’s devoid of a sense of humour. Basically, she’s utterly and completely unbearable. *continues painting propeller blade tips* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Just another of your uninformed, presumptuous, naive opinions, ginge. FWIW, the reason you don't find me a bundle of laughs is that you are bereft of a sense of humour. Try self evaluation for once rather than blaming others for your shortcomings. Shouldn't you be out with your left wing, Tarquin and Cressida type friends quaffing a ridiculously overpriced bottle of £3.99 wine and lauding its subtle nose and finish by now? You ain't got no sense of humour "doc". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: You ain't got no sense of humour "doc". Just for your information, the reason I rarely respond to you is multifaceted (you can Google that). No, this isn't meant to be humorous: You're (note the spelling) beneath me. You have an IQ that a eukaryote would be ashamed of, to the point of wishing to end its own existence. You're a troll. You're irrelevant, unfunny and unchallenging. Your only continuing worth on this mortal coil is to the undertakers circling your repulsive, leathery carcass in expectation of your impending demise. I do hope they get their pay off soon. Note: I don't need to post oblique accusations implying that you're a rapist, or similarly repulsive accusations, in order to kick you into next week. Do try not to rattle yourself to death in response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 On 26/07/2019 at 00:54, judgetwi said: So you get shown up for the thick , ignorant know nothing cunt you are and all you can come up with is “gay toilet walls?” Just stick to telling us how rich you are wanker. A man needs to know his limitations. You obviously know yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Hardly a secret, you're the sort of pompous arse who gets a hard-on who kills for fun, yes? Oooooh Roops, talk dirty to me like that. I’m jealous !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: You obviously know yours Especially when it comes to girth and more critically, length. He doesn't want that semi-digested kebab prematurely dislodged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Especially when it comes to girth and more critically, length. He doesn't want that semi-digested kebab prematurely dislodged. He does know his limitations. Only eight lots of spunk swallowed from old blokes in the toilet tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Major Cunt said: You do know that Jewdy did his national service with the IDF? Moshe Dayan is my hero. I sometimes go out in the street with the eye patch. The peacefuls shit their PJs. It’s the only language those cunts understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 9 hours ago, DrCunt said: Just for your information, the reason I rarely respond to you is multifaceted (you can Google that). No, this isn't meant to be humorous: You're (note the spelling) beneath me. You have an IQ that a eukaryote would be ashamed of, to the point of wishing to end its own existence. You're a troll. You're irrelevant, unfunny and unchallenging. Your only continuing worth on this mortal coil is to the undertakers circling your repulsive, leathery carcass in expectation of your impending demise. I do hope they get their pay off soon. Note: I don't need to post oblique accusations implying that you're a rapist, or similarly repulsive accusations, in order to kick you into next week. Do try not to rattle yourself to death in response. So you have also lost something other than your legs because of uncontrolled diabetes. Do you use a powered wheelchair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 11 hours ago, Ape said: It’s true - she’s devoid of a sense of humour. Basically, she’s utterly and completely unbearable. *continues painting propeller blade tips* Why Ape, I do believe you're bigging yourself up. Painting suggests skill whereas be both know you clumsily apply a spray gun on a stencil fashioned by a sixteen year old apprentice pattern-maker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 16 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Why Ape, I do believe you're bigging yourself up. Painting suggests skill whereas be both know you clumsily apply a spray gun on a stencil fashioned by a sixteen year old apprentice pattern-maker. Sorry, I forgot - only you and Eddie are skilled professionals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 11 hours ago, DrCunt said: Just another of your uninformed, presumptuous, naive opinions, ginge. FWIW, the reason you don't find me a bundle of laughs is that you are bereft of a sense of humour. Try self evaluation for once rather than blaming others for your shortcomings. Shouldn't you be out with your left wing, Tarquin and Cressida type friends quaffing a ridiculously overpriced bottle of £3.99 wine and lauding its subtle nose and finish by now? I merely reiterated your own opinion, "I actually rather enjoy killing...". There again, you're the sort of pratt who bitches about presumptuous naivety whilst pummelling out three presumptuous, naive paragraphs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 35 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I merely reiterated your own opinion, "I actually rather enjoy killing...". There again, you're the sort of pratt who bitches about presumptuous naivety whilst pummelling out three presumptuous, naive paragraphs I suspect that the "Doctor" is seriously rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 On 27/07/2019 at 18:06, Eric Cuntman said: Boring. You could have just lied and said that one of the current membership sends you pictures of their cock on Tuesdays. You're no fun anymore. Eric, no one is interested in the Ginge Minge, but she don't care as she will no doubt inform us all that she has a raging stud at home giving her the bum sex. Who knows, that stud might be one of us. Look for signs of role play between Roops and another member. Bit like that 1970's film where you had to guess who the werewolf is.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Eric, no one is interested in the Ginge Minge, but she don't care as she will no doubt inform us all that she has a raging stud at home giving her the bum sex. Who knows, that stud might be one of us. Look for signs of role play between Roops and another member. Bit like that 1970's film where you had to guess who the werewolf is.. Ahhh! Now it all makes sense. The werewolf is the growler everyone keeps talking about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ahhh! Now it all makes sense. The werewolf is the growler everyone keeps talking about. Potting the brown's the safer option here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ahhh! Now it all makes sense. The werewolf is the growler everyone keeps talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Potting the brown's the safer option here. There's a beer gut hiding in that darkened area, or a fucking big cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 On 28/07/2019 at 02:16, judgetwi said: Moshe Dayan is my hero. I sometimes go out in the street with the eye patch. The peacefuls shit their PJs. It’s the only language those cunts understand. I always thought he looked like Sooty worrier Harry Corbett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 ...no prizes guessing members of the butt-hurt collective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 27, 2021 Report Share Posted February 27, 2021 On 29/07/2019 at 22:13, Major Cunt said: Potting the brown's the safer option here. Good old photoshop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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