camberwell gypsy Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/17/govia-thameslink-fined-1m-over-passenger-killed-leaning-out-of-window Simon Brown was travelling on an Express train and decided to get a better view of the passing countryside. So, he stuck his head out of the window. Now , I'm not sure what was going through his mind before a signal gantry went through it but I doubt if it was anything to do with health and safety. The train company Govia Thameslink, have been fined 1 million smackers because it was declared by the court that there was inadequate warning signs informing passengers of the dangers of leaning out of the windows of moving trains. Seeing that Mr Brown was 24 years of age and, presumably, of sound mind, I would have thought it perfectly fucking logical that anyone over the age of 6 does not need signs telling how dangerous leaning out of a window of a train is. I mean, I dont need a sign on clothing telling me not to wear said item whilst ironing it, do I? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/17/govia-thameslink-fined-1m-over-passenger-killed-leaning-out-of-window Simon Brown was travelling on an Express train and decided to get a better view of the passing countryside. So, he stuck his head out of the window. Now , I'm not sure what was going through his mind before a signal gantry went through it but I doubt if it was anything to do with health and safety. The train company Govia Thameslink, have been fined 1 million smackers because it was declared by the court that there was inadequate warning signs informing passengers of the dangers of leaning out of the windows of moving trains. Seeing that Mr Brown was 24 years of age and, presumably, of sound mind, I would have thought it perfectly fucking logical that anyone over the age of 6 does not need signs telling how dangerous leaning out of a window of a train is. I mean, I dont need a sign on clothing telling me not to wear said item whilst ironing it, do I? I thought women always ironed stuff while they're wearing it. It's the only way to get the bumpy bits done right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 I’m on a shitty mobile, so can someone else post that clip from The Young Ones, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I’m on a shitty mobile, so can someone else post that clip from The Young Ones, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I’m on a shitty mobile, so can someone else post that clip from The Young Ones, please? Translation..... can somebody post the entirely predictable shit that has had the cunt beaten out of it so many times before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: presumably, of sound mind, I would have thought it perfectly fucking logical He was a train enthusiast. I believe we have our own that regularly posts shit on this site. Ergo, whatever makes you think the stupid cunt is of sound mind?..............., or this Simon Brown character. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 I wouldn't mind betting the flat cap that the gurning fool is wearing in his picture is a little flatter now, and probably ever so sticky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Was it the 5.15? You tee 'em up Gyps,I'll knock 'em in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 39 minutes ago, Neil said: Was it the 5.15? You tee 'em up Gyps,I'll knock 'em in. 17.15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: He was a train enthusiast. I believe we have our own that regularly posts shit on this site. Ergo, whatever makes you think the stupid cunt is of sound mind?..............., or this Simon Brown character. Its was a Class 442 which have been in service since 1988 without previously flat heading anyone from the inside, there is only one publicaly accessible doorway with a drop light from which a CRANKEX* can lean which is in the centre of the middle coach. *CRANKEX was the official British Railways code for a trainspotter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Translation..... can somebody post the entirely predictable shit that has had the cunt beaten out of it so many times before? I’d be grateful if you could point out where this clip has been used before, you tedious fucking prick. There’s certainly nowhere more apposite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I wouldn't mind betting the flat cap that the gurning fool is wearing in his picture is a little flatter now, and probably ever so sticky. If he was indeed a train enthusiast (spotter), I'm glad he's dead. They are all sad, pathetic, chip fat smelling cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: If he was indeed a train enthusiast (spotter), I'm glad he's dead. They are all sad, pathetic, chip fat smelling cunts. You do know that Frank is dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/jul/11/rail-worker-killed-by-train-was-fatigued-and-on-zero-hours-contract "Train was traveling at about 69mph" I suppose that is better than saying that it was traveling at about 70mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Let's hope the shit for brains cunt was wiped out before he had the chance to add another fuckwit to the gene pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 The real concern here is that there has been a public enquiry and an unnecessary court case. In the bad old days there would have been an inquest and nothing more. We seem to be turning death and injuries from personal recklessness into "scenes of crime" where anyone but the stupid cunt who has done something that commonsense should have told them has a serious risk of death or injury. Other issues are rail companies being fined when daft cunts cross the tracks behind trains in stations or or force gaps through fences and then get killed crossing the line when they should not have been there in the first place .. the only cunts gaining from this are the lawyers. The same is happening with silly cows moving in with or letting violent partners move in and when they get killed the police being blamed rather than Judges etc issuing dire warnings of the consequences of having relationships with drunken violent twats. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, Glowworm said: issuing dire warnings of the consequences of having relationships with drunken violent twats. Well she did agree to 'for better or worse' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 On 17/07/2019 at 14:36, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/17/govia-thameslink-fined-1m-over-passenger-killed-leaning-out-of-window Simon Brown was travelling on an Express train and decided to get a better view of the passing countryside. So, he stuck his head out of the window. Now , I'm not sure what was going through his mind before a signal gantry went through it but I doubt if it was anything to do with health and safety. The train company Govia Thameslink, have been fined 1 million smackers because it was declared by the court that there was inadequate warning signs informing passengers of the dangers of leaning out of the windows of moving trains. Seeing that Mr Brown was 24 years of age and, presumably, of sound mind, I would have thought it perfectly fucking logical that anyone over the age of 6 does not need signs telling how dangerous leaning out of a window of a train is. I mean, I dont need a sign on clothing telling me not to wear said item whilst ironing it, do I? I wonder if he was related to this dumb cunt... Or this poor fuckwit... (Graphic content warning!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I wonder if he was related to this dumb cunt... Or this poor fuckwit... (Graphic content warning!!!) There's very few things that bring me genuine joy in my life, but watching tanned people get fucked by trains is one of them. They're slowly evolving an immunity to train based trauma - I've seen one of the cunts last half an hour after being cut in half and still be twitching by the end of the video. Hit one with a lorry or have them suffer a horrific motorbike accident and they die instantly like any fucker else - but bring a train into the equation and the cunts are like cockroaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I wonder if he was related to this dumb cunt... Or this poor fuckwit... (Graphic content warning!!!) Probably this Darwin Award finalist. Whoomp, there it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Probably this Darwin Award finalist. Whoomp, there it is. Just goes to show... airbags kill more people than they save. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Probably this Darwin Award finalist. Whoomp, there it is. What a waste of a nice piece of tail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 On 17/07/2019 at 14:36, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/17/govia-thameslink-fined-1m-over-passenger-killed-leaning-out-of-window Simon Brown was travelling on an Express train and decided to get a better view of the passing countryside. So, he stuck his head out of the window. Now , I'm not sure what was going through his mind before a signal gantry went through it but I doubt if it was anything to do with health and safety. The train company Govia Thameslink, have been fined 1 million smackers because it was declared by the court that there was inadequate warning signs informing passengers of the dangers of leaning out of the windows of moving trains. Seeing that Mr Brown was 24 years of age and, presumably, of sound mind, I would have thought it perfectly fucking logical that anyone over the age of 6 does not need signs telling how dangerous leaning out of a window of a train is. I mean, I dont need a sign on clothing telling me not to wear said item whilst ironing it, do I? What, no pics of his headless corpse? No pics of little bits and shards of splattered skull lying near the track? Totally disappointing. These so-called "newspapers" nowadays are just getting lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 10 hours ago, Neil said: Well she did agree to 'for better or worse' Battered or worse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 18, 2019 Report Share Posted July 18, 2019 11 hours ago, Neil said: Let's hope the shit for brains cunt was wiped out before he had the chance to add another fuckwit to the gene pool. Trainspotters heads are like lizard tails.A new one grows better and stronger than the first useless empty one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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