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Is it just me or are all Germans neurotic sociopaths with ADHD and OCD?

Every German I have ever met is a weasel man child with an authority complex. Often talking about how much better everything is in Germany, these tossers living in Blighty somehow get to vote in our elections even though they apparently hate it here.

Out of all Johnny Foreigners, Germans are definitely up there for the worst banter in the world.
Since they are incapable of winning wars, Germans will find any little opportunity to ‘conquer’ the stapler, software or deckchair over you.

Fuck off

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1 hour ago, Baron Banterton said:

Is it just me or are all Germans neurotic sociopaths with ADHD and OCD?

Every German I have ever met is a weasel man child with an authority complex. Often talking about how much better everything is in Germany, these tossers living in Blighty somehow get to vote in our elections even though they apparently hate it here.

Out of all Johnny Foreigners, Germans are definitely up there for the worst banter in the world.
Since they are incapable of winning wars, Germans will find any little opportunity to ‘conquer’ the stapler, software or deckchair over you.

Fuck off

Fuck off, Frank

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2 hours ago, Baron Banterton said:

Is it just me or are all Germans neurotic sociopaths with ADHD and OCD?

Every German I have ever met is a weasel man child with an authority complex. Often talking about how much better everything is in Germany, these tossers living in Blighty somehow get to vote in our elections even though they apparently hate it here.

Out of all Johnny Foreigners, Germans are definitely up there for the worst banter in the world.
Since they are incapable of winning wars, Germans will find any little opportunity to ‘conquer’ the stapler, software or deckchair over you.

Fuck off

Paging ratcum. 

@ratcum to the main board. Emergency. 

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2 hours ago, Baron Banterton said:

Is it just me or are all Germans neurotic sociopaths with ADHD and OCD?

Every German I have ever met is a weasel man child with an authority complex. Often talking about how much better everything is in Germany, these tossers living in Blighty somehow get to vote in our elections even though they apparently hate it here.

Out of all Johnny Foreigners, Germans are definitely up there for the worst banter in the world.
Since they are incapable of winning wars, Germans will find any little opportunity to ‘conquer’ the stapler, software or deckchair over you.

Fuck off

Vee have vays of making you fuck off....

 

 

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5 hours ago, Baron Banterton said:

Is it just me or are all Germans neurotic sociopaths with ADHD and OCD?

Every German I have ever met is a weasel man child with an authority complex. Often talking about how much better everything is in Germany, these tossers living in Blighty somehow get to vote in our elections even though they apparently hate it here.

Out of all Johnny Foreigners, Germans are definitely up there for the worst banter in the world.
Since they are incapable of winning wars, Germans will find any little opportunity to ‘conquer’ the stapler, software or deckchair over you.

Fuck off

Their sausage is the wurst. 

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5 hours ago, Baron Banterton said:

Is it just me or are all Germans neurotic sociopaths with ADHD and OCD?

Every German I have ever met is a weasel man child with an authority complex. Often talking about how much better everything is in Germany, these tossers living in Blighty somehow get to vote in our elections even though they apparently hate it here.

Out of all Johnny Foreigners, Germans are definitely up there for the worst banter in the world.
Since they are incapable of winning wars, Germans will find any little opportunity to ‘conquer’ the stapler, software or deckchair over you.

Fuck off

All their wives and daughters do take it up the shit box though. So they have their good points.  Never met one that hasn’t.

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5 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said:

  I find the Japs quite arrogant, snotty and self absorbed too. 

Yes but all Jap girls are obsessed with taking a mass bukake facial.  So they can’t be bad as a species of subhuman.

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6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

All their wives and daughters do take it up the shit box though. So they have their good points.  Never met one that hasn’t.

I've never understood this obsession with anal sex. She's got a fanny, hasn't she? FFS, if all you want is to do someone up the wrong'un there's a whole cartload of homos that will accommodate you, they don't have periods or pmt, they won't want to cuddle, and they'll buy you a pint afterwards (or even during.) 

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1 hour ago, scotty said:

I've never understood this obsession with anal sex. She's got a fanny, hasn't she? FFS, if all you want is to do someone up the wrong'un there's a whole cartload of homos that will accommodate you, they don't have periods or pmt, they won't want to cuddle, and they'll buy you a pint afterwards (or even during.) 

Scotty, you smooth talking bastard, what are you doing later?

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8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Yes but all Jap girls are obsessed with taking a mass bukake facial.  So they can’t be bad as a species of subhuman.

But what about that weird shit they all seem to do in porn where they pretend to cry and make out like they're being raped because of some gook's micro spring roll sized nob.

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27 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

Who was the twat who did it up the tailpipe of his Range Rover .. and wasn't there a yank who used to shag his VW Beetle?

Ah yes, the infamous Tailpipe Man, aka jeff mitchell. He supposedly made an appearance on here, though I have my doubts as to "his" veracity. 

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55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Scotty, you smooth talking bastard, what are you doing later?

Well, these arsehole shaggers baffle me baws. What's the attraction of a dry, wrinkled starfish with shit in it when there's a nice wet slidey welcoming puddle of fun less than an inch away? It's almost as if they're really all closet queers who can't quite admit that they..... 

Oh. As you were. 

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4 hours ago, scotty said:

Well, these arsehole shaggers baffle me baws. What's the attraction of a dry, wrinkled starfish with shit in it when there's a nice wet slidey welcoming puddle of fun less than an inch away? It's almost as if they're really all closet queers who can't quite admit that they..... 

Oh. As you were. 

Totally agree. I've said it before. I think it has something to do with having small cocks that don't really stretch a fanny to any satisfactory extent. And being a bit queer. Otherwise, why hang around in the sewer when the temple's upstairs?

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