Guest Baron Banterton Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 Is it just me or are all Germans neurotic sociopaths with ADHD and OCD? Every German I have ever met is a weasel man child with an authority complex. Often talking about how much better everything is in Germany, these tossers living in Blighty somehow get to vote in our elections even though they apparently hate it here. Out of all Johnny Foreigners, Germans are definitely up there for the worst banter in the world. Since they are incapable of winning wars, Germans will find any little opportunity to ‘conquer’ the stapler, software or deckchair over you. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 Vot iz ziss? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 Hitler was the best of them. And he was imported from Austria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 I find the Japs quite arrogant, snotty and self absorbed too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Vot iz ziss? Ze Jews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Baron Banterton said: Is it just me or are all Germans neurotic sociopaths with ADHD and OCD? Every German I have ever met is a weasel man child with an authority complex. Often talking about how much better everything is in Germany, these tossers living in Blighty somehow get to vote in our elections even though they apparently hate it here. Out of all Johnny Foreigners, Germans are definitely up there for the worst banter in the world. Since they are incapable of winning wars, Germans will find any little opportunity to ‘conquer’ the stapler, software or deckchair over you. Fuck off Fuck off, Frank 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 48 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck off, Frank Will the real Slim Franky please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Baron Banterton said: Is it just me or are all Germans neurotic sociopaths with ADHD and OCD? Every German I have ever met is a weasel man child with an authority complex. Often talking about how much better everything is in Germany, these tossers living in Blighty somehow get to vote in our elections even though they apparently hate it here. Out of all Johnny Foreigners, Germans are definitely up there for the worst banter in the world. Since they are incapable of winning wars, Germans will find any little opportunity to ‘conquer’ the stapler, software or deckchair over you. Fuck off Paging ratcum. @ratcum to the main board. Emergency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Baron Banterton said: Is it just me or are all Germans neurotic sociopaths with ADHD and OCD? Every German I have ever met is a weasel man child with an authority complex. Often talking about how much better everything is in Germany, these tossers living in Blighty somehow get to vote in our elections even though they apparently hate it here. Out of all Johnny Foreigners, Germans are definitely up there for the worst banter in the world. Since they are incapable of winning wars, Germans will find any little opportunity to ‘conquer’ the stapler, software or deckchair over you. Fuck off Vee have vays of making you fuck off.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Will the real Slim Franky please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. You edited the word 'real' in before I could be bothered to point it out, didn't you. Crafty witch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You edited the word 'real' in before I could be bothered to point it out, didn't you. Crafty witch. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Frank said: Fuck off, Frank Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Baron Banterton said: Is it just me or are all Germans neurotic sociopaths with ADHD and OCD? Every German I have ever met is a weasel man child with an authority complex. Often talking about how much better everything is in Germany, these tossers living in Blighty somehow get to vote in our elections even though they apparently hate it here. Out of all Johnny Foreigners, Germans are definitely up there for the worst banter in the world. Since they are incapable of winning wars, Germans will find any little opportunity to ‘conquer’ the stapler, software or deckchair over you. Fuck off Their sausage is the wurst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Baron Banterton said: Is it just me or are all Germans neurotic sociopaths with ADHD and OCD? Every German I have ever met is a weasel man child with an authority complex. Often talking about how much better everything is in Germany, these tossers living in Blighty somehow get to vote in our elections even though they apparently hate it here. Out of all Johnny Foreigners, Germans are definitely up there for the worst banter in the world. Since they are incapable of winning wars, Germans will find any little opportunity to ‘conquer’ the stapler, software or deckchair over you. Fuck off All their wives and daughters do take it up the shit box though. So they have their good points. Never met one that hasn’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: I find the Japs quite arrogant, snotty and self absorbed too. Yes but all Jap girls are obsessed with taking a mass bukake facial. So they can’t be bad as a species of subhuman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Will the real Slim Franky please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. If your twiglet fucking legs can support you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: All their wives and daughters do take it up the shit box though. So they have their good points. Never met one that hasn’t. I've never understood this obsession with anal sex. She's got a fanny, hasn't she? FFS, if all you want is to do someone up the wrong'un there's a whole cartload of homos that will accommodate you, they don't have periods or pmt, they won't want to cuddle, and they'll buy you a pint afterwards (or even during.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: I've never understood this obsession with anal sex. She's got a fanny, hasn't she? FFS, if all you want is to do someone up the wrong'un there's a whole cartload of homos that will accommodate you, they don't have periods or pmt, they won't want to cuddle, and they'll buy you a pint afterwards (or even during.) Scotty, you smooth talking bastard, what are you doing later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Scotty, you smooth talking bastard, what are you doing later? Who was the twat who did it up the tailpipe of his Range Rover .. and wasn't there a yank who used to shag his VW Beetle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Yes but all Jap girls are obsessed with taking a mass bukake facial. So they can’t be bad as a species of subhuman. But what about that weird shit they all seem to do in porn where they pretend to cry and make out like they're being raped because of some gook's micro spring roll sized nob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 27 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Who was the twat who did it up the tailpipe of his Range Rover .. and wasn't there a yank who used to shag his VW Beetle? Ah yes, the infamous Tailpipe Man, aka jeff mitchell. He supposedly made an appearance on here, though I have my doubts as to "his" veracity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Scotty, you smooth talking bastard, what are you doing later? Well, these arsehole shaggers baffle me baws. What's the attraction of a dry, wrinkled starfish with shit in it when there's a nice wet slidey welcoming puddle of fun less than an inch away? It's almost as if they're really all closet queers who can't quite admit that they..... Oh. As you were. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 4 hours ago, scotty said: Well, these arsehole shaggers baffle me baws. What's the attraction of a dry, wrinkled starfish with shit in it when there's a nice wet slidey welcoming puddle of fun less than an inch away? It's almost as if they're really all closet queers who can't quite admit that they..... Oh. As you were. Totally agree. I've said it before. I think it has something to do with having small cocks that don't really stretch a fanny to any satisfactory extent. And being a bit queer. Otherwise, why hang around in the sewer when the temple's upstairs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 Russians are the worse. Arrogant commie bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Russians are the worse. Arrogant commie bastards What? At anal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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