southerncunt Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Glowworm said: CALM DOWN THE PAIR OF YOU AND STOP SHOUTING! Calm down and stop posting. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: Calm down and stop posting. Were you born in Australia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I'm sorry, couldn't resist a facetious moment... "Facetious" is one of the rare, commonly used words in English which contains all the vowels in alphabetical order. (For those sub-humans who class "y" as a vowel, then "facetiously" also passes the test.) Another such word is "abstemious", although that's not quite so common on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 18 hours ago, judgetwi said: His name is Stephen Bray, he is , allegedly, a dealer in rare coins and a taffy mental case sheep shagger. If he was a Brexiteer he would have been sectioned and locked up months ago. However, being a dribbling mong who supports the media and rich cunts point of view he gets a free pass. That’s the way it is. If you don’t know that then what the fuck do you want me to do? Welsh? I thought he was Australian - big loud and empty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "Facetious" is one of the rare, commonly used words in English which contains all the vowels in alphabetical order. (For those sub-humans who class "y" as a vowel, then "facetiously" also passes the test.) Another such word is "abstemious", although that's not quite so common on here. Are you abstemious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Are you abstemious? No, but I am relatively placentious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: No, but I am relatively placentious. Not after birth you weren't. See what I did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not after birth you weren't. Actually, it derives from the Latin "placere", which is something completely different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: See what I did there. In case you haven't noticed, I'm practicing my Pen impression. Frank says if I make a convincing enough job of it he'll lend me the login credentials while he's in Tangiers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: In case you haven't noticed, I'm practicing my Pen impression. Frank says if I make a convincing enough job of it he'll lend me the login credentials while he's in Tangiers. Is he visiting the Interzone? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, scotty said: Is he visiting the Interzone? 🤔 You're a Burroughs fan, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 59 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Actually, it derives from the Latin "placere", which is something completely different. I know what it bastard well means. I was merely making a little joke by implying that you ceased to be placentious following your birth. Which etymologically speaking, tied in quite nicely with the medical descriptive for a blob of what followed you out into the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You're a Burroughs fan, then? If you can't beat them..... 😁 The Cities of the red night/Place of dead roads/Western lands trilogy is some of the most compelling writing I've ever read. Brilliant, visionary stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 21 hours ago, southerncunt said: Calm down and stop posting. What not sit yourself down by a billabong, pretend that you are a jolly swagman being chased by the troopers 1, 2, 3 and jump in and drown yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: No, but I am relatively placentious. If you were feeling the complete opposite of placentious, you could describe yourself as acerbitous. Boom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 On 23/07/2019 at 12:36, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: This geezer by the name of Steve (all Steves are dodgy) has had his steadfast scaremongering going on for 3 fucking years and not been moved on by the rozzers once. Now if you, I or any other cunt was to do the same we'd be in the back of a riot van or savaged by an alsatian whilst a squad of bobbies put the boot into us for hate crimes. Possibly. Steve Bray seems nothing more than a justice evading nuisance. What can you do? On 24/07/2019 at 09:38, Mrs Roops said: I guess the Tories are placing their faith in "cometh the hour, cometh the man" - its a high risk collective prayer, one thing for sure it'll make a colourful change to the Maybot style. The Twitterati and chattering classes have been making a lot of comparisons to Trump, which IMO is wrong. You won't be getting the thinly disguised rabble rousing racism (Boris, if nothing else, is a One Nation Tory) the petulant midnight tweets and part of his charm is he is not adverse to self deprecation. It will all depend in the "sofa cabinet" he assembles - it served him well as London Mayor and if he can find a Machiavellian Party Chairman to have "words of advice" with local constituency chairman who have rabid remainer MP's causing problems in the HoP. It used to be that the Conservative Party Chairman had a senior seat within the Government Cabinet and under the circumstances Boris should consider reintroducing the position. I'm thinking of Gove. I’m thinking Goebbels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 On 25/07/2019 at 17:01, Eric Cuntman said: If you were feeling the complete opposite of placentious, you could describe yourself as acerbitous. Boom! What if he feels a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 On 24/07/2019 at 19:02, Jiggerycock said: Welsh? I thought he was Australian - big loud and empty Australian = Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 On 24/07/2019 at 13:20, Cuntybaws said: "Facetious" is one of the rare, commonly used words in English which contains all the vowels in alphabetical order. (For those sub-humans who class "y" as a vowel, then "facetiously" also passes the test.) Another such word is "abstemious", although that's not quite so common on here. Cunt is common on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: What if he feels a cunt? Cunt hasn't got all five vowels in alphabetical order. I was going to do a thread for those words, but there's only 27 of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was going to do a thread for those words, but there's only 27 of them. I suppose none of them rhyme with "flid" or "spack" either? If I may be uncomplimentary here, you could have extended the scope by also considering words with the vowels in reverse alphabetical order. Words from other languages would increase the subcontinental scope, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I suppose none of them rhyme with "flid" or "spack" either? If I may be uncomplimentary here, you could have extended the scope by also considering words with the vowels in reverse alphabetical order. Words from other languages would increase the subcontinental scope, too. Oh. Well fuck it then. Klingon words also acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh. Well fuck it then. Klingon words also acceptable. Qapla' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Qapla' nuqneH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: nuqneH PetaQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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