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Guest Salty Piss Flap
34 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Like all neo liberals you don’t like elections that don’t go your way so you cry like a child. Still , at least we know you are in Oz, or pretend to be. That gives me lots of opportunities to wind you up and make you embarrass yourself with the usual childlike internet abuse.

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To be fair, conservatives do the same thing just as badly, if not worse.

8 years of Clinton + 8 years of Obama = 16 years of butthurt crying like children out of the conservative right.

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2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

To be fair, conservatives do the same thing just as badly, if not worse.

8 years of Clinton + 8 years of Obama = 16 years of butthurt crying like children out of the conservative right.

Good old Obama. The first black man to enter the Whitehouse, who wasn't carrying a mop. I bet 'Jebediah J Cheeseburger Wainright The Third', and all the other southern boys fucking loved him!

 

 

(the cunt wouldn't have won that election if the public had known his middle name was 'Hussein')

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On 23/07/2019 at 12:56, Last Cunt Standing said:

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Dude? Fucking Dude?

Commonly found congregating around their VW Camper in festering shiteholes like Rock and Fowey, these wetsuited blobs have never really moved on from the long hair Full Moon party phase of their lives, even though they now work in a council accounts office, pay the the mortgage on a dismal Semi in Swindon, and chuck a snotty one up a tubby wife called Tracey every six weeks while she watches the Hollyoaks omnibus. 

And now the PM in waiting wants to resurrect Dude from the linguistic graveyard as some badge of honour. 

I expect Four Horsemen are saddling up as we speak. 

Flogging offense.

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On ‎24‎/‎07‎/‎2019 at 01:11, Salty Piss Flap said:

To be fair, conservatives do the same thing just as badly, if not worse.

8 years of Clinton + 8 years of Obama = 16 years of butthurt crying like children out of the conservative right.

Both of the above were fucking useless wet cunts.   Has the average black got any better off post Obama bin laden?

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Guest Salty Piss Flap
8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Both of the above were fucking useless wet cunts.   Has the average got any better off post Obama bin laden?

Well, if you look at it in a vacuum without taking anything into account other than the results after two terms, you might come to the conclusion that he didn't accomplish much, by his own fault.

OTOH, if you look at what actually went on for those eight years, meaning the way the conservative Republicans in Congress obstructed and stymied everything he tried to accomplish, you might get a more balanced view.

Here are a couple of quotes made by the two top Republican leaders in Congress at the time. One now retired from politics, the other still in his position...

John Boehner, former Speaker of the House of Representatives, offering his plans for Obama’s agenda: “We're going to do everything — and I mean everything we can do — to kill it, stop it, slow it down, whatever we can.”

Senate Minority (now majority) Leader Mitch McConnell summed up his plan to National Journal: “The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.”

http://www.politico.com/story/2010/10/the-gops-no-compromise-pledge-044311

The funniest thing about it, is how the Republicans are now pissing their knickers over the way the Democrats are basically force feeding them heaping doses of their own medicine.

The Republicans, who investigated the Clintons for decades, are now crying like babies over the two year Mueller investigation of Trump, who everybody knows damned good and well is a criminal, a thug, a pervert and very possibly a rapist, including at least one underage girl.

Personally, I'm just getting sick of both sides. I'm hoping there remains enough voters in the sane, common sense middle, to take power back from these right and left wing extremist goofballs.

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13 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Both of the above were fucking useless wet cunts.   Has the average black got any better off post Obama bin laden?

No but he disclosed  the details of our nuclear armament to the russians and some other yank cunt in their government said we're "not special" and "just one of 200 countries" or some shite like that , those lot are our so called "allies".

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On 28/07/2019 at 01:32, Salty Piss Flap said:

Well, if you look at it in a vacuum without taking anything into account other than the results after two terms, you might come to the conclusion that he didn't accomplish much, by his own fault.

OTOH, if you look at what actually went on for those eight years, meaning the way the conservative Republicans in Congress obstructed and stymied everything he tried to accomplish, you might get a more balanced view.

Here are a couple of quotes made by the two top Republican leaders in Congress at the time. One now retired from politics, the other still in his position...

John Boehner, former Speaker of the House of Representatives, offering his plans for Obama’s agenda: “We're going to do everything — and I mean everything we can do — to kill it, stop it, slow it down, whatever we can.”

Senate Minority (now majority) Leader Mitch McConnell summed up his plan to National Journal: “The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.”

http://www.politico.com/story/2010/10/the-gops-no-compromise-pledge-044311

The funniest thing about it, is how the Republicans are now pissing their knickers over the way the Democrats are basically force feeding them heaping doses of their own medicine.

The Republicans, who investigated the Clintons for decades, are now crying like babies over the two year Mueller investigation of Trump, who everybody knows damned good and well is a criminal, a thug, a pervert and very possibly a rapist, including at least one underage girl.

Personally, I'm just getting sick of both sides. I'm hoping there remains enough voters in the sane, common sense middle, to take power back from these right and left wing extremist goofballs.

FFS If the President can’t be a criminal, thug, pervert and occasional rapist, What’s the point of being President at all?

Political correctness gone mad.

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Guest Salty Piss Flap
3 hours ago, King Billy said:

FFS If the President can’t be a criminal, thug, pervert and occasional rapist, What’s the point of being President at all?

Political correctness gone mad.

Unfortunately, that's not as novel or facetious of a way of looking at it as it probably should be.

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9 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

Unfortunately, that's not as novel or facetious of a way of looking at it as it probably should be.

I love to do all those things. Do you think I would make a good President? I’ve heard that as soon as Neil’s fake US passport arrives from the Albanian printers he’s gonna try for the job. You lot will be in real fucking trouble then. The Oval Office will be like a walk in spunk shower.

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On 28/07/2019 at 13:35, Erroreptile404 said:

No but he disclosed  the details of our nuclear armament to the russians and some other yank cunt in their government said we're "not special" and "just one of 200 countries" or some shite like that , those lot are our so called "allies".

Don’t worry. You’re still ‘Special’

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On 24/07/2019 at 01:20, Eric Cuntman said:

Good old Obama. The first black man to enter the Whitehouse, who wasn't carrying a mop. I bet 'Jebediah J Cheeseburger Wainright The Third', and all the other southern boys fucking loved him!

 

 

(the cunt wouldn't have won that election if the public had known his middle name was 'Hussein')

“Boys, Go bring the pickup round the front. We’s going on a road trip to Washington Deee Ceee. It looks like Grandaddy was right all those years ago. We’s gotten ourselves a goddam negro in the Whitehouse.” 

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Guest Erroreptile404
1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Don’t worry. You’re still ‘Special’

Go and cower away for another week after you take another pasting you unfunny piece of shit.

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1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said:

Go and cower away for another week after you take another pasting you unfunny piece of shit.

Oh dear. You really do get yourself in a state. Perhaps you should log off for a few years and try again when you’ve got some hairs on your little shiny bollocks. Try joining the local youth club or maybe the Boy Scouts. You’re not ready for grown up activities.

Bye now.

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Guest Erroreptile404
2 hours ago, King Billy said:

Oh dear. You really do get yourself in a state. Perhaps you should log off for a few years and try again when you’ve got some hairs on your little shiny bollocks. Try joining the local youth club or maybe the Boy Scouts. You’re not ready for grown up activities.

Bye now.

Are you going to cower away on us again or something?

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Guest Salty Piss Flap
On 03/08/2019 at 07:07, King Billy said:

I love to do all those things. Do you think I would make a good President? I’ve heard that as soon as Neil’s fake US passport arrives from the Albanian printers he’s gonna try for the job. You lot will be in real fucking trouble then. The Oval Office will be like a walk in spunk shower.

It's probably like that now.

Couldn't possibly get much worse with that porn star fucker and his Slovenian whore wife doing God only knows what with God only knows who all over the desk and furniture.

Yuck. 

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