Neil Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 Spare a thought for these poor cunts this morning who have now got a mountain of brown stained sheets and carpets to clean today after anal leakage from prolapsed arseholes due to this weekends pride march attendees that sullied my fine City.What a shit job.I have to go into the City later today so I hope the road sweepers have been out disinfecting the pavements I now have to walk on,I don't fucking want that Aids thingy,the dirty perverted cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 It's a fucking good job it rained overnight in Norwich. I would avoid Chapelfield Gardens if I was you though Neil, the wet weather has brought the snails and slugs out, at least I think that's what the glistening trails are on the grass although it could be more leaking arse gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 39 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: the wet weather has brought the snails and slugs out, at least I think that's what the glistening trails are on the grass Perhaps it was some of those black, legless lesbians we keep hearing about? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 I bet Decs has been up a few back passages this weekend. No wonder he's been quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 I wondered where all the bandits from the Clapham Road had disappeared to. I thought maybe old Suckdick had sent in the wrong code and unleashed the Jihadi hit squad a few years too early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 12 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I wondered where all the bandits from the Clapham Road had disappeared to. I thought maybe old Suckdick had sent in the wrong code and unleashed the Jihadi hit squad a few years too early. Quiet night at the Blue Oyster then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Quiet night at the Blue Oyster then? I bet little Marje is considered quite the wag at the back of the science class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 44 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I bet little Marje is considered quite the wag at the back of the science class. Though you were only considered an obese incompetent wanker by your fellow met police colleagues. Who's the bigger cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 Pen do pull your tongue out of Judges turd encrusted starfish you aids riddled halfwit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 On 28/07/2019 at 12:39, Cuntybaws said: Perhaps it was some of those black, legless lesbians we keep hearing about? 🎶Wide eyed and legless. I’ve gone and done it again🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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