Cunty BigBollox Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 On 30/07/2019 at 11:55, ratcum said: soap Like this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 18 hours ago, ratcum said: fuckin hell you're steaming Jewdy! You should borrow mein Kampfer Van and go on a road trip to chill out Or a Hans Kammler van!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 14 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Does it run on regular gas? It has the Josef Goebbels patented Zyklon B powered engine. And the space in the ashtray for 4 Juden midgets to push it back to camp if it runs out of spunk on the way home from a nice family picnic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Like this one? Green Fairy shawely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Like this one? 'Shield' is the only soap that will protect you from AIDS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Shield' is the only soap that will protect you from AIDS. Right Guard works too, but only for conservatives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 23 hours ago, ratcum said: fuckin hell you're steaming Jewdy! You should borrow mein Kampfer Van and go on a road trip to chill out I dunno. Split screen, metallic paint job, shiny chrome, personalised plate? It all screams “enthusiast” and, dare I say it, “wanker” to me Herr Oberst. Not really my style. Still, I can see you driving around Poland in it, disguised as a hippy, on your annual tour of the death camps. Presumably you get pulled up by the coppers all the time looking for your stash and your Beachboys CDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 49 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I dunno. Split screen, metallic paint job, shiny chrome, personalised plate? It all screams “enthusiast” and, dare I say it, “wanker” to me Herr Oberst. Not really my style. Still, I can see you driving around Poland in it, disguised as a hippy, on your annual tour of the death camps. Presumably you get pulled up by the coppers all the time looking for your stash and your Beachboys CDs. funnily enough I want to tour the all the work camps before I die. Frau Rat calls it my fuckit list and doesn't want any part of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 20 minutes ago, ratcum said: funnily enough I want to tour the all the work camps before I die. Frau Rat calls it my fuckit list and doesn't want any part of it. “Work camps” Herr Oberst? Interesting choice of language. A bit like “People’s Vote” I think. “Nazi cunt” is somewhat less ambiguous, wouldn’t you agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Right Guard works too, but only for conservatives. What about Omo? Does that protect you from AIDS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: I dunno. Split screen, metallic paint job, shiny chrome, personalised plate? It all screams “enthusiast” and, dare I say it, “wanker” to me Herr Oberst. Not really my style. Still, I can see you driving around Poland in it, disguised as a hippy, on your annual tour of the death camps. Presumably you get pulled up by the coppers all the time looking for your stash and your Beachboys CDs. Beachboys? God only knows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What about Omo? Does that protect you from AIDS? It's probably helped spread AIDS. Army wives used to leave a box of it in their window, as a signal that their husband was away on duty. O-M-O = On My Own. True. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's probably helped spread AIDS. Army wives used to leave a box of it in their window, as a signal that their husband was away on duty. O-M-O = On My Own. True. Did that make them Omosexual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What about Omo? Does that protect you from AIDS? Yes, but only if you use it on your Palmolive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 12 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Did that make them Omosexual? 8 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Yes, but only if you use it on your Palmolive. Give it a rest Yank. I’ve had toothache that’s funnier than you. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 54 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Give it a rest Yank. I’ve had toothache that’s funnier than you. Twat. That must've been one helluva long time ago, as it's been decades since the last time you had teeth. Twonk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: and your Beachboys CDs. "I get bored goose stepping down the same old street." "I gotta find a new place where the Yids all meet." "I get Dachau." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What about Omo? Does that protect you from AIDS? “Oh My Orifice” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 14 hours ago, ratcum said: funnily enough I want to tour the all the work camps before I die. Frau Rat calls it my fuckit list and doesn't want any part of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 20 hours ago, judgetwi said: “Work camps” Herr Oberst? Interesting choice of language. A bit like “People’s Vote” I think. “Nazi cunt” is somewhat less ambiguous, wouldn’t you agree? the death camps, and I mean death only, were few and far between. As they only needed a few arbeit juden to operate them, accommodation was minimal and whole camp quite small. Easy to operate and easy to obliterate late 44 early 45. Treblinka is a good example; excellent at despatching people but there's fuck all there to see in the few acres it occupied. Hence work camps much more interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 4 hours ago, ratcum said: the death camps, and I mean death only, were few and far between. As they only needed a few arbeit juden to operate them, accommodation was minimal and whole camp quite small. Easy to operate and easy to obliterate late 44 early 45. Treblinka is a good example; excellent at despatching people but there's fuck all there to see in the few acres it occupied. Hence work camps much more interesting. Pathetic, even for you. I think this is what the snowflakes call “victim blaming.” Still, they’re on your side now aren’t they? Interesting fact I stumbled upon recently Herr Oberst....... The town of Dachau is twinned with the town of Rosh HaAyin ( in Israel) Not a lot of Nazis know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 29 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Pathetic, even for you. I think this is what the snowflakes call “victim blaming.” Still, they’re on your side now aren’t they? Interesting fact I stumbled upon recently Herr Oberst....... The town of Dachau is twinned with the town of Rosh HaAyin ( in Israel) Not a lot of Nazis know that. From an entirely factual point of view, Heinrich Rat is correct. You don't need to go full Jacamo to state your disapproval of his politics. He's properly kicked your cunt here, Judith. Oh, and before you accuse me off being one of his einsatzgruppen, you can go and fuck yourself with your own truncheon. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 8 hours ago, DrCunt said: From an entirely factual point of view, Heinrich Rat is correct. You don't need to go full Jacamo to state your disapproval of his politics. He's properly kicked your cunt here, Judith. Oh, and before you accuse me off being one of his einsatzgruppen, you can go and fuck yourself with your own truncheon. Wanker. we should discuss this over a skinny latte DC. The skinnier the better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 13 hours ago, ratcum said: we should discuss this over a skinny latte DC. The skinnier the better On the subject of militants, JT, I recently discovered that Wayne Sleep is an ambassador for Prostate Cancer UK. A real eye opener that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 2, 2019 Report Share Posted August 2, 2019 20 hours ago, Ollyboro said: On the subject of militants, JT, I recently discovered that Wayne Sleep is an ambassador for Prostate Cancer UK. A real eye opener that one. nowt queer as folk eh OB? Apparently Ernst Röhm couldn't sleep at night without having a live chicken in the bed with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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