Neil Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 Excuse me if i don't give a fuck,6 more wasters off the tax payers payroll. Long may it continue(It is in Essex after all) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Excuse me if i don't give a fuck,6 more wasters off the tax payers payroll. Long may it continue(It is in Essex after all) The NFU are giving dire warnings about African Swine Fever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 I wasn't to know they were dodgy. Oh well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: Excuse me if i don't give a fuck,6 more wasters off the tax payers payroll. Long may it continue(It is in Essex after all) What exactly are you referring to ? Please supply background and context to your topic instead of posting fuck all. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: What exactly are you referring to ? Please supply background and context to your topic instead of posting fuck all. Cretin. Please post fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 8 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: What exactly are you referring to ? Please supply background and context to your topic instead of posting fuck all. Cretin. Don't worry,just drive to Southend,purchase some pills from a shady looking chav,take,go bye-byes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 49 minutes ago, Neil said: Don't worry,just drive to Southend,purchase some pills from a shady looking chav,take,go bye-byes Oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: Don't worry,just drive to Southend,purchase some pills from a shady looking chav,take,go bye-byes I have just been reading about them .. one of them was the cleverest person on earth who could strip a motorbike engine at 16 apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: one of them was the cleverest person on earth who could strip a motorbike engine at 16 apparently. Someone else's motorbike, no doubt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I have just been reading about them .. one of them was the cleverest person on earth who could strip a motorbike engine at 16 apparently. Is there a link to this story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 16 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I have just been reading about them .. one of them was the cleverest person on earth who could strip a motorbike engine at 16 apparently. Is there a link to this story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is there a link to this story? The clever cunt was Cian Daly .. not very clever about the drugs he took though. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-49175993 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Someone else's motorbike, no doubt. That was what came to mind when I read it .. seems that at 20 he was running a marketing company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: That was what came to mind when I read it .. seems that at 20 he was running a marketing company. Code for a market stall selling stolen motorbike parts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Code for a market stall selling stolen motorbike parts. With entrepreneurial skills like that he could've been a shoo-in for the new Tory cabinet, what a waste 😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is there a link to this story? You can say that again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Neil said: You can say that again Is there a link to this story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 Just caught up on this from Pens favourite news medium the British Buggery Corporation. I immediately remembered a golden rule I live by, being never use the Woolwich ferry or the Dartford tunnel into Essex, just avoid the place if possible. Unfortunately most of the county is populated by West Ham supporting cunts from the East end who think there double hard, wankers. I then picked up on this comment from DCI Stephen Jennings. "I would urge people not take any illegal substances at any time but particularly not at this time." Now telling a junkie not to use skag is like asking Jewdy to not consume kebabs it's never gonna happen. I know the residents of Canvey Island had to be a bit thick probably due to inbreeding, maybe Steve's just doing his job. One thing I will say though is there's some quality skirt in that part of the world, unfortunately conversing with them is an issue for most. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Just caught up on this from Pens favourite news medium the British Buggery Corporation. I immediately remembered a golden rule I live by, being never use the Woolwich ferry or the Dartford tunnel into Essex, just avoid the place if possible. Unfortunately most of the county is populated by West Ham supporting cunts from the East end who think there double hard, wankers. I then picked up on this comment from DCI Stephen Jennings. "I would urge people not take any illegal substances at any time but particularly not at this time." Now telling a junkie not to use skag is like asking Jewdy to not consume kebabs it's never gonna happen. I know the residents of Canvey Island had to be a bit thick probably due to inbreeding, maybe Steve's just doing his job. One thing I will say though is there's some quality skirt in that part of the world, unfortunately conversing with them is an issue for most. I used to cross through to the other side of the Thames via the Woolwich foot tunnel. Huge, dark, cage sided lifts that took you down, and then a dingy, poorly lit tunnel that's cleverly designed to scare people by sagging in the middle and perpetually leaking. More fucking disturbing to a kid in the 80s than a suitcase full of video nasties. Lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I used to cross through to the other side of the Thames via the Woolwich foot tunnel. Huge, dark, cage sided lifts that took you down, and then a dingy, poorly lit tunnel that's cleverly designed to scare people by sagging in the middle and perpetually leaking. More fucking disturbing to a kid in the 80s than a suitcase full of video nasties. Lol Yes I know it quite well, it seems like it goes on for fucking miles when you're a kid. There also used to be a geezer who operated the lift who was a dead ringer for Idi Amin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I used to cross through to the other side of the Thames via the Woolwich foot tunnel. Huge, dark, cage sided lifts that took you down, and then a dingy, poorly lit tunnel that's cleverly designed to scare people by sagging in the middle and perpetually leaking. More fucking disturbing to a kid in the 80s than a suitcase full of video nasties. Lol You're obviously not Welsh then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Just caught up on this from Pens favourite news medium the British Buggery Corporation. I immediately remembered a golden rule I live by, being never use the Woolwich ferry or the Dartford tunnel into Essex, just avoid the place if possible. Unfortunately most of the county is populated by West Ham supporting cunts from the East end who think there double hard, wankers. I then picked up on this comment from DCI Stephen Jennings. "I would urge people not take any illegal substances at any time but particularly not at this time." Now telling a junkie not to use skag is like asking Jewdy to not consume kebabs it's never gonna happen. I know the residents of Canvey Island had to be a bit thick probably due to inbreeding, maybe Steve's just doing his job. One thing I will say though is there's some quality skirt in that part of the world, unfortunately conversing with them is an issue for most. The only decent thing to come out of Canvey Island is Dr.Feelgood 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're obviously not Welsh then. No I'm a Pakistani. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2019 Report Share Posted August 2, 2019 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No I'm a Pakistani. Better than being Welsh IMHO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 2, 2019 Report Share Posted August 2, 2019 On 31/07/2019 at 19:54, Neil said: Long may it continue(It is in Essex after all) I thought that before you saw sense and moved to the finest county in the kingdom that you inhabited this vile, London overspill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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