scotty Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 17 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: So, I come in with my Waitrose Harissa chicken and quinoa salad to go, "easy on the beetroot & goat's cheese shaker, Joe", and golly gosh there's this tired and emotional working class warrior spewing out ill-judged stereotypical assumptions replete with clichéd inverse snobbery, but no worries, nobody tells him how to think... Not bad. Possibly "awash" rather than "replete", and marks lost for "golly" (covert racism,) but 6/10 for faux-snobbery. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 7 hours ago, scotty said: Not bad. Possibly "awash" rather than "replete", and marks lost for "golly" (covert racism,) but 6/10 for faux-snobbery. Considering I had just come home, was well refreshed, at 03.30 and only logged in to clear the Mod Q, I thought it was pretty damn good. Still, there's those who can, do. Those who can't, criticise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Considering I had just come home, was well refreshed, at 03.30 and only logged in to clear the Mod Q, I thought it was pretty damn good. Still, there's those who can, do. Those who can't, criticise. Were you gaga? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Considering I had just come home, was well refreshed, at 03.30 and only logged in to clear the Mod Q, I thought it was pretty damn good. Still, there's those who can, do. Those who can't, criticise. I don’t know if this helps, but I thought it was a superb riposte. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Considering I had just come home, was well refreshed, at 03.30 and only logged in to clear the Mod Q, I thought it was pretty damn good. Still, there's those who can, do. Those who can't, criticise. Those who can, do. Those who can't teach. And those who can't teach become management consultants. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 12 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: She on your wanking time table Ed ? Makes a change from Jeremy Clarkson I suppose or wanking in to one of your prized boxing gloves.. Hey hero. Peasant. Bet you have to work Saturdays to make ends meet, 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 9 hours ago, Eddie said: Peasant. Bet you have to work Saturdays to make ends meet, 😂 Try again knob cheese, I have been to a rather posh party today to celebrate a birthday. No expense spared Deadwood. It's the way I roll.. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Try again knob cheese, I have been to a rather posh party today to celebrate a birthday. No expense spared Deadwood. It's the way I roll.. Fuck off. Wall's Vienetta? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 23 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Considering I had just come home, was well refreshed, at 03.30 and only logged in to clear the Mod Q, I thought it was pretty damn good. Still, there's those who can, do. Those who can't, criticise. Do you actually have any sense of humour at all, or did you get it surgically removed aged 14, along with your tonsils? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: Do you actually have any sense of humour at all, or did you get it surgically removed aged 14, along with your tonsils? ...he asked, bristling with indignation. In my defence I was a tiny bit hungover, that said you oughta lighten up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wall's Vienetta? Iceland prawn ring? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: ...he asked, bristling with indignation. In my defence I was a tiny bit hungover, that said you oughta lighten up. I'm not bristling with anything, you drunken tart 😄😄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 36 minutes ago, scotty said: I'm not bristling with anything, you drunken tart 😄😄 ...he said indignantly 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 14 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...he said indignantly 👍 I used to think the others were exaggerating about your Last Word Syndrome 😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 34 minutes ago, scotty said: I used to think the others were exaggerating about your Last Word Syndrome 😂😂😂😂😂 Indeed, contagious as well it seems... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 I would teabag her just to shut the whiney fucker up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Indeed, contagious as well it seems... Are you a real life ginger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: I would teabag her just to shut the whiney fucker up Who Roops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: I would teabag her just to shut the whiney fucker up 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who Roops? 😄😄😄😄😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 On 03/08/2019 at 03:35, Mrs Roops said: So, I come in with my Waitrose Harissa chicken and quinoa salad to go, "easy on the beetroot & goat's cheese shaker, Joe", and golly gosh there's this tired and emotional working class warrior spewing out ill-judged stereotypical assumptions replete with clichéd inverse snobbery, but no worries, nobody tells him how to think... Hello Mrs Roops. Just taking a break, sitting in my cab. Making a fortune tonight, off the meter, ripping off the foreign cunts. They can afford it so fuck ‘em. Been reading in The Sun on Sunday (fucking great newspaper, don’t you agree?) that Stacey, your “hasn’t she done well for a common little gel” hero has accepted that not everyone is going to like her and she just has to live with it. ( while sticking great wads of cash in her pocket ) This is ahead of her BBC programme interviewing murdering ISIS bitches in detention camps who need some country to rescue them and take them in. No prizes for guessing which country the BBC has in mind. Dumb Stacey is, of course, the ideal frontsperson for this job, so easily manipulated by the cunts at Jimmy Savile House. Greenwich guv’nor? Nah, I ain’t going sarf of the river at this time of night. Come back in a couple of hours mate, I might be able to help you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 16 hours ago, scotty said: Do you actually have any sense of humour at all, or did you get it surgically removed aged 14, along with your tonsils? You cunt Scotty, she will now have to google the meaning of sense of humour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 On 02/08/2019 at 18:39, Eric Cuntman said: Stefanie Powers. Marilu Henner. Ann Margret..and Mick hucknall for Punky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 15 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Hello Mrs Roops. Just taking a break, sitting in my cab. Making a fortune tonight, off the meter, ripping off the foreign cunts. They can afford it so fuck ‘em. Been reading in The Sun on Sunday (fucking great newspaper, don’t you agree?) that Stacey, your “hasn’t she done well for a common little gel” hero has accepted that not everyone is going to like her and she just has to live with it. ( while sticking great wads of cash in her pocket ) This is ahead of her BBC programme interviewing murdering ISIS bitches in detention camps who need some country to rescue them and take them in. No prizes for guessing which country the BBC has in mind. Dumb Stacey is, of course, the ideal frontsperson for this job, so easily manipulated by the cunts at Jimmy Savile House. Greenwich guv’nor? Nah, I ain’t going sarf of the river at this time of night. Come back in a couple of hours mate, I might be able to help you out. Can you take us to ‘The Valley’ mate befor the game gets out? There’s a cunt called Marje coming out gonna get a proper backhander. Can’t go too strong on it. I think it’s a bit retarded. Times have changed. Years ago a quiet word in its ear would have sufficed but “hey ho” A good kick in the cunt should put it back in its place. There’s a good tip in it for you mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 On 02/08/2019 at 19:21, Mrs Roops said: It appears your memory is as reliable as your research I suppose if that's a "tight fitting dress" then you're the sort of person who gets the attack of the vapours on sight of a lady's exposed ankle. -oo0oo- Whilst the good Major contemplates his sheltered the life, the rest of you should watch the vid (its only four and a half mins long) The vid will satisfy the rabid islamophobes I suppose but I think she gives a good as she gets. Islamophobes..the creation of Islam to deem themselves untouchable. Credit to the gal for standing up for herself against a bunch of deluded idiots with hatred towards non muslims, i wonder what would have happened if a film crew wasn't there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wall's Vienetta? Scoopi's black diamond as you ask.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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