Earl of Punkape Posted August 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2019 22 minutes ago, Ape said: And as a certainty, you’re drinking your own elixir, you fucking freak. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 2, 2019 Report Share Posted August 2, 2019 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm afraid that I'm very, very drunk. Rowley Birkin QC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 15 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Disabled people should accept their shortcummings and embrace celibacy. Fuck off. Like Catholic priests you mean? Disabled people obviously don’t have god on their side so at least they have an excuse. As usual you haven’t really thought this through have you Pretend Posh Boy? I ain’t no fucking head doctor but couldn’t constantly trying to provoke controversy on a fucking website be considered as a “disability”? You know......a lack of social contact, loneliness, nothing to actually say about anything. The sort of thing that leads to sad fucks topping themselves. This is just shit i’ve read.......I don’t know what the fuck i’m talking about, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Come on Decs. That is what punktwat would come out with. You're better than that. No he isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 On 03/08/2019 at 01:44, judgetwi said: Like Catholic priests you mean? Disabled people obviously don’t have god on their side so at least they have an excuse. As usual you haven’t really thought this through have you Pretend Posh Boy? I ain’t no fucking head doctor but couldn’t constantly trying to provoke controversy on a fucking website be considered as a “disability”? You know......a lack of social contact, loneliness, nothing to actually say about anything. The sort of thing that leads to sad fucks topping themselves. This is just shit i’ve read.......I don’t know what the fuck i’m talking about, obviously. Celibacy is practised by by the Catholic clergy and widely adhered to. You don’t like the fact because you don’t have the discipline to achieve anything remotely similar. You probably have a squirrel monogrammed onto your underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 As a reminder to all posters sex is absolutely fine provided it takes place between a man and a woman and both parties can provide a marriage certificate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: As a reminder to all posters sex is absolutely fine provided it takes place between a man and a woman and both parties can provide a marriage certificate. Well, that includes two married people cheating on their respective spouses. Not sure you've thought that one out, Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 8 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: As a reminder to all posters sex is absolutely fine provided it takes place between a man and a woman and both parties can provide a marriage certificate. Does the woman have to be a biological woman, or can she have had a sex change operation? I'm asking for a friend.... Also, do the marriage certificates have to be official and genuine, or can they just be downloaded off the internet? Again, asking for a friend. Nothing I'd be personally interested in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 5, 2019 Report Share Posted August 5, 2019 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Celibacy is practised by by the Catholic clergy and widely adhered to. You don’t like the fact because you don’t have the discipline to achieve anything remotely similar. You probably have a squirrel monogrammed onto your underpants. You probably buy your masturbation lubricant by the 50 gallon drum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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