Witheredscrote Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When you say 'laughing, reminiscing'... you actually mean; 'biting my lip and having to tolerate a pack of cunts incessantly babbling on about shit I have no interest in'. It sounds fucking awful. It certainly will be, when he arrives. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Pen, I'm taking my two boys to the football to watch Norwich play Toulouse this afternoon. When we're done, we'll be going round to my parents where Mrs. D and my daughter will be, along with all of my brothers and sisters and their assorted children. We'll be drinking, laughing, reminiscing and sitting down for a lovely family meal. Enjoy your microwave meals-on-wheels dinner for one and the complete silence of your granny flat. Lol Fuck off So many people with webbed hands in one room. I can imagine that when you all make a simultaneous grab for the Tesco fish paste sandwiches, it sounds like a load of circus sea lions clapping. Arf arf arf. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 On 02/08/2019 at 16:55, Glowworm said: She has got at least 32 years of being fingered by big lil or being fucked rotten by a 6'6" self defined "woman" to look forward to. .....and that's just the wardens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: When you say 'laughing, reminiscing'... you actually mean; 'biting my lip and having to tolerate a pack of cunts incessantly babbling on about shit I have no interest in'. It sounds fucking awful. You've been to one of my family get togethers then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You've been to one of my family get togethers then! All family get togethers are the same. It doesn't matter whose family it is. Women talking incessantly about their fucking kids. Men, losing the will to live whilst trying to appear interested in the details of some other cunts Audi. Fucking purgatory. I'd rather stay in with a chicken madras, bottle of scotch, eighth of Moroccan and the directors cut of Das Boot. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: When you say 'laughing, reminiscing'... you actually mean; 'biting my lip and having to tolerate a pack of cunts incessantly babbling on about shit I have no interest in'. It sounds fucking awful. Actually Ape made an almost identicsl post about three weeks ago . Wonder if the family meal is several plates of beans on toast followed by a Co-op family sized trifle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 On 02/08/2019 at 16:40, Eric Cuntman said: Apparently, posting a photograph of her diseased turbot trap, makes her a 'model'. The fact that we allow filth like this to continue to live is a strong indication that we've gone backwards in the last hundred years. She's definitely got the look of the council estate whore who'd let you smash her starfish, for a bottle of Lambrini and a tenners bag of skunk. The good old days! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: All family get togethers are the same. It doesn't matter whose family it is. Women talking incessantly about their fucking kids. Men, losing the will to live whilst trying to appear interested in the details of some other cunts Audi. Fucking purgatory. I'd rather stay in with a chicken madras, bottle of scotch, eighth of Moroccan and the directors cut of Das Boot. Madras, saag aloo, Argentinian malbec and Aliens (the directors cut). "We're in the pipe, five by five". What the fuck does that mean? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Madras, saag aloo, Argentinian malbec and Aliens (the directors cut). "We're in the pipe, five by five". What the fuck does that mean? 'In the pipe' meant that the drop-ship was on it's intended course to land where it was supposed to. And 'five by five' is radio jargon for 'all well and good', or 'going according to plan'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 24 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: She's definitely got the look of the council estate whore who'd let you smash her starfish, for a bottle of Lambrini and a tenners bag of skunk. The good old days! Gyps was a looker back in her day. Like you, unbelievably fucking thick, but with smooth Latin olive (dirty) skin, she had that je ne sais quoi. Know what I mean? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'In the pipe' meant that the drop-ship was on it's intended course to land where it was supposed to. And 'five by five' is radio jargon for 'all well and good', or 'going according to plan'. So, nothing to do with double-fisting, then? Not even in the director's cut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'In the pipe' meant that the drop-ship was on it's intended course to land where it was supposed to. And 'five by five' is radio jargon for 'all well and good', or 'going according to plan'. Affirmative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said: Gyps was a looker back in her day. Like you, unbelievably fucking thick, but with smooth Latin olive (dirty) skin, she had that je ne sais quoi. Know what I mean? Fuck off Uncle Bob or I'll tell Auntie Esmeralda what you get up to when she's out at the bingo. You old spunker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said: Gyps was a looker back in her day. Like you, unbelievably fucking thick, but with smooth Latin olive (dirty) skin, she had that je ne sais quoi. Know what I mean? No Francis I don't. You twig legged, piss poor, banjo strumming septuagenarian. You've quite clearly been hitting the Frosty Jacks today, then rummaging through your soiled faggoty white jeans, in a desperate search for your micro penis. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: All family get togethers are the same. It doesn't matter whose family it is. Women talking incessantly about their fucking kids. Men, losing the will to live whilst trying to appear interested in the details of some other cunts Audi. Fucking purgatory. I'd rather stay in with a chicken madras, bottle of scotch, eighth of Moroccan and the directors cut of Das Boot. You still got that T reg Ford Focus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Suddenly, a Bombay Bad Boy and a wank doesn't sound so bad after all. It's odd you should mention eating a Pot Noodle and wanking simultaneously; it was only the other day I was thinking of Eddie logging in after a hard day's graft on another seven-figure contract. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 15 hours ago, Glowworm said: Just add some more curry and extra strong chilli sauce to a beef hotpot. Doesn't OakHouseFoods already have this on the menu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 25 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Doesn't OakHouseFoods already have this on the menu? Do they .. have you checked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: All family get togethers are the same. It doesn't matter whose family it is. Women talking incessantly about their fucking kids. Men, losing the will to live whilst trying to appear interested in the details of some other cunts Audi. Fucking purgatory. I'd rather stay in with a chicken madras, bottle of scotch, eighth of Moroccan and the directors cut of Das Boot. Nothing from Decs for 16 hours, did he fall into Brundall Broad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 Maybe there is a case for female genital mutilation after all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 Just now, Neil said: Maybe there is a case for female genital mutilation after all And this as a further punishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 14 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Nothing from Decs for 16 hours, did he fall in Brundall Broad? Doubtful. The cheer would have been heard from Lands End to John o Groats. And it wouldn’t be a fall anyway. Deliberately pushed by any one of millions would be far more likely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 12 hours ago, Major Cunt said: No Francis I don't. You twig legged, piss poor, banjo strumming septuagenarian. You've quite clearly been hitting the Frosty Jacks today, then rummaging through your soiled faggoty white jeans, in a desperate search for your micro penis. Possibly the finest collection of other punters insults I’ve seen plagiarised on this site. It seems that you have decided not to bother with individual thoughts or original ideas as I suggested you might consider trying, a while ago. Stick to what your good at I suppose. (That being posting boring shit and working your way up the Decimus fan club ladder) Sycophantic Wanker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 26 minutes ago, King Billy said: Possibly the finest collection of other punters insults I’ve seen plagiarised on this site. It seems that you have decided not to bother with individual thoughts or original ideas as I suggested you might consider trying, a while ago. Stick to what your good at I suppose. (That being posting boring shit and working your way up the Decimus fan club ladder) Sycophantic Wanker It had to be said. Firm but fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 23 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: As they say, "Life goes on". Anyone got her Tindr contact? She won't look too good 32 years from now mate, but if you can wait that long then fill your boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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