Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 What a fuckin' dumbass cunt. Man denied passport because of 'vulgar' last name: 'They're restricting my freedom' Kenny Fu-Kennard, 33, whose surname used to be Kennard, changed his name in 2016 and even got a driving license under his new moniker. A former soldier from the U.K. who changed his surname to "Fu-Kennard" for a laugh says the joke has backfired — he was denied a passport. Kenny Fu-Kennard, 33, whose surname used to be Kennard, changed his name in 2016 and even got a driving license under his new moniker. But when his passport expired and he applied for a new one this year, his application was denied because his name "may cause offense." The supermarket worker from Cornwall has contested HM Passport Office's verdict three times — but the Home Office has refused to budge. https://www.foxnews.com/travel/man-denied-passport-vulgar-name.amp ************************************************************************ What kind of idiot makes a fucking joke out of his name, then pisses himself when it fucks him over? What a cunt. The worst part is that it's not even very funny. If he was going to go through all the trouble and expense, he should have changed it to Fuckenntard. Not only funnier, but more accurately descriptive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 26 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: What a fuckin' dumbass cunt. Man denied passport because of 'vulgar' last name: 'They're restricting my freedom' Kenny Fu-Kennard, 33, whose surname used to be Kennard, changed his name in 2016 and even got a driving license under his new moniker. A former soldier from the U.K. who changed his surname to "Fu-Kennard" for a laugh says the joke has backfired — he was denied a passport. Kenny Fu-Kennard, 33, whose surname used to be Kennard, changed his name in 2016 and even got a driving license under his new moniker. But when his passport expired and he applied for a new one this year, his application was denied because his name "may cause offense." The supermarket worker from Cornwall has contested HM Passport Office's verdict three times — but the Home Office has refused to budge. https://www.foxnews.com/travel/man-denied-passport-vulgar-name.amp ************************************************************************ What kind of idiot makes a fucking joke out of his name, then pisses himself when it fucks him over? What a cunt. The worst part is that it's not even very funny. If he was going to go through all the trouble and expense, he should have changed it to Fuckenntard. Not only funnier, but more accurately descriptive. Fuckenwanker is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuckenwanker is better. He was good in the Rocky Horror Show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 Yet another narcissistic, attention seeking, can’t crawl far enough up my own arse two bob wank artist. i read about this cunt and he said “life is too short to be boring”. Thank you Emmanuel fucking Kunt. So just top yourself shithead and stop boring the rest of the world you fucking saddo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was good in the Rocky Horror Show. You're clearly referring to Mr Furter, the cross-dressing makeup wearing narcissistic gaylord who erroneously believes himself to be the best specimen in his chosen arena. And we both know where this is heading. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 13 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: What a fuckin' dumbass cunt. Man denied passport because of 'vulgar' last name: 'They're restricting my freedom' Kenny Fu-Kennard, 33, whose surname used to be Kennard, changed his name in 2016 and even got a driving license under his new moniker. A former soldier from the U.K. who changed his surname to "Fu-Kennard" for a laugh says the joke has backfired — he was denied a passport. Kenny Fu-Kennard, 33, whose surname used to be Kennard, changed his name in 2016 and even got a driving license under his new moniker. But when his passport expired and he applied for a new one this year, his application was denied because his name "may cause offense." The supermarket worker from Cornwall has contested HM Passport Office's verdict three times — but the Home Office has refused to budge. https://www.foxnews.com/travel/man-denied-passport-vulgar-name.amp ************************************************************************ What kind of idiot makes a fucking joke out of his name, then pisses himself when it fucks him over? What a cunt. The worst part is that it's not even very funny. If he was going to go through all the trouble and expense, he should have changed it to Fuckenntard. Not only funnier, but more accurately descriptive. I think the answer is 'someone who believes in general freedom of expression - even if that is freedom to make a family-sized twat of yourself - and that the State should wind its fucking overeaching neck in'. I find the name 'Gary Lineker' offensive for buggery-fuck's sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 Granted it's a cuntish thing to do, but if it wasn't for fuckwits like this we'd have nothing to complain about and, as long as he isn't doing it for fraudulent purposes, the authorities should let him make a cunt of himself. Many people have changed their name and gone on to bigger and better lives, Elton John, George Michael, Freddie Mercury...er...I think we see a theme developing...oh dear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 3 hours ago, kylie said: Granted it's a cuntish thing to do, but if it wasn't for fuckwits like this we'd have nothing to complain about and, as long as he isn't doing it for fraudulent purposes, the authorities should let him make a cunt of himself. Many people have changed their name and gone on to bigger and better lives, Elton John, George Michael, Freddie Mercury...er...I think we see a theme developing...oh dear! I seem to recall that you have changed your name a couple of times in the last year or so. Have you noticed any accompanying gayness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 On 07/08/2019 at 21:42, Salty Piss Flap said: What a fuckin' dumbass cunt. Man denied passport because of 'vulgar' last name: 'They're restricting my freedom' Kenny Fu-Kennard, 33, whose surname used to be Kennard, changed his name in 2016 and even got a driving license under his new moniker. A former soldier from the U.K. who changed his surname to "Fu-Kennard" for a laugh says the joke has backfired — he was denied a passport. Kenny Fu-Kennard, 33, whose surname used to be Kennard, changed his name in 2016 and even got a driving license under his new moniker. But when his passport expired and he applied for a new one this year, his application was denied because his name "may cause offense." The supermarket worker from Cornwall has contested HM Passport Office's verdict three times — but the Home Office has refused to budge. https://www.foxnews.com/travel/man-denied-passport-vulgar-name.amp ************************************************************************ What kind of idiot makes a fucking joke out of his name, then pisses himself when it fucks him over? What a cunt. The worst part is that it's not even very funny. If he was going to go through all the trouble and expense, he should have changed it to Fuckenntard. Not only funnier, but more accurately descriptive. You fucking stupid Yankee doodle twat. It's LICENCE with a C, not an S. The same with OFFENCE, which coincidentally reminds me, your existence offends me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 On 07/08/2019 at 21:42, Salty Piss Flap said: What a fuckin' dumbass cunt. Man denied passport because of 'vulgar' last name: 'They're restricting my freedom' Kenny Fu-Kennard, 33, whose surname used to be Kennard, changed his name in 2016 and even got a driving license under his new moniker. A former soldier from the U.K. who changed his surname to "Fu-Kennard" for a laugh says the joke has backfired — he was denied a passport. Kenny Fu-Kennard, 33, whose surname used to be Kennard, changed his name in 2016 and even got a driving license under his new moniker. But when his passport expired and he applied for a new one this year, his application was denied because his name "may cause offense." The supermarket worker from Cornwall has contested HM Passport Office's verdict three times — but the Home Office has refused to budge. https://www.foxnews.com/travel/man-denied-passport-vulgar-name.amp ************************************************************************ What kind of idiot makes a fucking joke out of his name, then pisses himself when it fucks him over? What a cunt. The worst part is that it's not even very funny. If he was going to go through all the trouble and expense, he should have changed it to Fuckenntard. Not only funnier, but more accurately descriptive. Who gives a fuck Salty, I certainly don't. It's his life he ain't hurting anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You fucking stupid Yankee doodle twat. It's LICENCE with a C, not an S. The same with OFFENCE, which coincidentally reminds me, your existence offends me. 1) I didn't write it, you dim-witted pillock, and... 2) Over here we spell it with an S, so go fuck yourself if you don't like it. Edited August 10, 2019 by Salty Piss Flap Please read Rule 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: 1) I didn't write it, you dim-witted pillock, and... 2) Over here we spell it with an S, so go fuck yourself if you don't like it. Then when you're done, give your sister a go, you incestuous drooling cunt. You could try slipping the odd "z" instead of an "s" into words like recognise .. that really winds us Brits up even though we have only used "s" instead of "z" in such words since the 1950s eg British Railways were "nationalized" in 1948 and de-nationalised in 1997. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Who gives a fuck Salty, I certainly don't. It's his life he ain't hurting anyone. One might think that someone who purports to be a "Major Cunt" might have a cuntish opinion or two on the subject of some idiot turning his name into a Fu-Ken joke, but hey, whatever. I suppose testosterone depletion eventually catches up with some men, turning them into soft, anile old milquetoasts who've lost all their former vim and vigor. Have your nurse put your blanket over your lap, then have some hot cocoa and a nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: You could try slipping the odd "z" instead of an "s" into words like recognise that really winds us Brits up even though we have only used "s" instead of "z" in such words since the 1950s eg British Railways were "Nationalized" in 1940 and de-nationalised in 1997. Anything I can do to piss off the easily pissed off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Anything I can do to piss off the easily pissed off... Is the spelling "shew" and "shewn" still used for "show" and "shown" on your side of the pond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 Just now, Glowworm said: Is the spelling "shew" and "shewn" still used for "show" and "shown" on your side of the pond? Only if we're doing an Ed Sullivan impersonation. And we'd spell it "shoe"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Only if we're doing an Ed Sullivan impersonation. And we'd spell it "shoe"... In that context "show" is the correct spelling but you would "shew" me your cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: In that context "show" is the correct spelling but you would "shew" me your cards. I've actually never heard that pronunciation, but it could be some regional dialect. Sounds kind of mid-western. Maybe Wiscahhhhhnsin or Minesoooooooota. Chicaaaaaaaaagooooo maybe even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 On 08/08/2019 at 00:26, judgetwi said: Yet another narcissistic, attention seeking, can’t crawl far enough up my own arse two bob wank artist. i read about this cunt and he said “life is too short to be boring”. Thank you Emmanuel fucking Kunt. So just top yourself shithead and stop boring the rest of the world you fucking saddo. As a matter of interest, Judy, when do you get your passport back from the authorities? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I've actually never heard that pronunciation, but it could be some regional dialect. Sounds kind of mid-western. Maybe Wiscahhhhhnsin or Minesoooooooota. Chicaaaaaaaaagooooo maybe even. Whenever I meet a Canadian, I always try and make them say 'aboot' lots of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Whenever I meet a Canadian, I always try and make them say 'aboot' lots of times. Operation 'Get behind the darkies'. Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 14 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Operation 'Get behind the darkies'. Classic. I can't wait 'til our first shore leave Mr Hat. I'm gonna get me some fuckin puntang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Whenever I meet a Canadian, I always try and make them say 'aboot' lots of times. When I first went there, I was amazed that they usually ended a sentence with "eh?" As in "I'm going oot to work, eh?". "We're going bowling, eh?". Were the telling me or asking me? Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I first went there, I was amazed that they usually ended a sentence with "eh?" As in "I'm going oot to work, eh?". "We're going bowling, eh?". Were the telling me or asking me? Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Strange Brew eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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