Neil Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 The fucking things spend more time up on bricks than they do on the road."I've just picked up a bargain,300 quid and it only needs a new clutch" fast forward 5 years and the cunt has never seen tarmac and its "I got rid of that and bought a Stag,only needs a gearbox" Yeah right,that's never gonna get done.Get a fucking grip you cunts,get a life and stop wasting time and money on scrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Neil said: The fucking things spend more time up on bricks than they do on the road."I've just picked up a bargain,300 quid and it only needs a new clutch" fast forward 5 years and the cunt has never seen tarmac and its "I got rid of that and bought a Stag,only needs a gearbox" Yeah right,that's never gonna get done.Get a fucking grip you cunts,get a life and stop wasting time and money on scrap. You still got that Mark 2 Cortina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Neil said: The fucking things spend more time up on bricks than they do on the road. Sounds like a few women I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, Neil said: The fucking things spend more time up on bricks than they do on the road."I've just picked up a bargain,300 quid and it only needs a new clutch" fast forward 5 years and the cunt has never seen tarmac and its "I got rid of that and bought a Stag,only needs a gearbox" Yeah right,that's never gonna get done.Get a fucking grip you cunts,get a life and stop wasting time and money on scrap. Eddie’s got everything in stock to get it back on the road.(All counterfeit and highly dangerous parts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Eddie’s got everything in stock to get it back on the road.(All counterfeit and highly dangerous parts) Has he sorted your TR7? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, Neil said: The fucking things spend more time up on bricks than they do on the road."I've just picked up a bargain,300 quid and it only needs a new clutch" fast forward 5 years and the cunt has never seen tarmac and its "I got rid of that and bought a Stag,only needs a gearbox" Yeah right,that's never gonna get done.Get a fucking grip you cunts,get a life and stop wasting time and money on scrap. Classic 'sports cars'. Some cunt pays 70 grand for a vintage Ferrari or Aston. Which will be outperformed by a Focus RS. If you've got 70 grand and you like fast cars, buy an M3 or a Nissan GTR you stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Classic 'sports cars'. Some cunt pays 70 grand for a vintage Ferrari or Aston. Which will be outperformed by a Focus RS. If you've got 70 grand and you like fast cars, buy an M3 or a Nissan GTR you stupid fucking cunt. I owned a Skyline R33 a while back. Fucking great fun. Interior like a Datsun Sunny but went like shit off a shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 Drove a Jensen Interceptor years ago. Bombing up the M6 in the fast lane when I had this Ford Cosworth up my arse flashing me. Put the sandal down slightly and left the cunt for dead. Looked at the speedometre and the cunt was doing 150mph. Managed to get the fucker into the garage and re-sprayed and off to the Gulf tout sweet. Certainly showed those Cosworth driving fuzz what for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: I owned a Skyline R33 a while back. Fucking great fun. Interior like a Datsun Sunny but went like shit off a shovel. Course you did, what you really mean is you owned a red and yellow little tykes pedal car, wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 21 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Course you did, what you really mean is you owned a red and yellow little tykes pedal car, wanker. I admit You’ve probably driven loads more fast cars than me but all yours have been in your bedroom on your games console with your spastic geeky chums. Fuck Off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: I admit You’ve probably driven loads more fast cars than me but all yours have been in your bedroom on your games console with your spastic geeky chums. Fuck Off I believe that he owns a Citroen Saxo simulator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 Just now, Glowworm said: I believe that he owns a Citroen Saxo simulator. With L Plates 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 32 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Course you did, what you really mean is you owned a red and yellow little tykes pedal car, wanker. Reported for including children’s toys and masturbation in the same post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Reported for including children’s toys and masturbation in the same post. By a 'Little tyke' he meant a dwarf from Yorkshire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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