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I'm surprised nobody has started a thread about this already, seeing as how I got it from a BBC news article....

Warnings after woman is burned by 'vagina steaming'

A case study, involving a 62-year-old, was published in the Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology Canada.

The woman had been suffering from a prolapsed vagina and believed the treatment could help avoid surgery.

Vaginal steaming, which involves sitting over a hot water and herb mix, has seen a growth in popularity.

It and other treatments for intimate areas, including vulva facials, are now available at some salons and spas.

The LA Times first reported on the steaming trend in 2010, and it later gained widespread attention when Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop brand recommended it.

Last year, US model Chrissy Teigen also shared a photograph of herself undergoing the treatment.

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Spas advertising "v-steaming" claim it has been used throughout history in countries in Asia and Africa. They say the practice, which is sometimes called Yoni steaming, acts to "detox" the vagina.

Experts, however, warn it can be dangerous and say there is no proven medical evidence for the health claims being made, including that steaming can ease period pains or help with fertility.

Dr Vanessa Mackay, a consultant and spokeswoman for the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists, says it is a "myth" that the vagina requires extensive cleaning or treatment. She recommends using plain, unperfumed soaps on the external vulva area only.

"The vagina contains good bacteria, which are there to protect it," she said in a statement.

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Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing this on the menu at one of our local seafood places.

I bet it would be quite the popular entree.

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On 08/08/2019 at 02:42, Panzerknacker said:

Could be part of a cunning plan to get more action..women seem to be getting fatter so the lads stay slim..it probably explains how ya always seem to see a cleaning rod with a beard walking alongside a two seater leather sofa with lipstick 

Panzbaby 

Any thoughts on vagina steaming? Its seems that a 62 years old Canadian woman had badly scalded herself doing it.

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11 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

I did mention this on either the EH or the sickiepedia thread .. tbh although it is in Canada it was on your side of the pond.

My apologies.

Guess I missed it.... 

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3 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

I'm surprised nobody has started a thread about this already,

I can see why you are surprised Yank, as there are a lot of little boys on here who are just as fascinated by the female genitalia as you are.

Give it a rest for fucks sake.

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27 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

I can see why you are surprised Yank, as there are a lot of little boys on here who are just as fascinated by the female genitalia as you are.

Give it a rest for fucks sake.

Unlike you, at least I've actually had physical contact with a few of them in real life as opposed to just drooling on pictures of them in dirty magazines, lingerie catalogs and on internet porn websites like you.

Give your wanking arm a rest for fucks sake.

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11 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

Unlike you, at least I've actually had physical contact with a few of them in real life as opposed to just drooling on pictures of them in dirty magazines, lingerie catalogs and on internet porn websites like you.

Give your wanking arm a rest for fucks sake.

Dear oh dear Yank. Is that the best you can come up with ? Struck a nerve have I?

Come on Yank give me some proper internet abuse........fat, poor, queer, disabled.

In my case you’re allowed to call me a dirty stinking Jewboy.

Fill your boots Yank......you know you’ll feel much better. 😁

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8 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Dear oh dear Yank. Is that the best you can come up with ? Struck a nerve have I?

Come on Yank give me some proper internet abuse........fat, poor, queer, disabled.

In my case you’re allowed to call me a dirty stinking Jewboy.

Fill your boots Yank......you know you’ll feel much better. 😁

No thanks.

I'll just let you dwell down there in the cellar by yourself with the rest of the rodents and assorted vermin.

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1 hour ago, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said:

Idiot. 

 

21 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Dear oh dear Yank. Is that the best you can come up with ? Struck a nerve have I?

Come on Yank give me some proper internet abuse........fat, poor, queer, disabled.

In my case you’re allowed to call me a dirty stinking Jewboy.

Fill your boots Yank......you know you’ll feel much better. 😁

Frank. What imaginary food did Jewdy order when he visited your imaginary restaurant? 

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9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

 

Frank. What imaginary food did Jewdy order when he visited your imaginary restaurant? 

Struggling for support again Pretend Hard Man? What’s it like to have no balls you can call your own?

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17 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Struggling for support again Pretend Hard Man? What’s it like to have no balls you can call your own?

Jewdy. Yourself and Frank have one thing in common. You are both, absolutely despicable, hateful misanthropic cuntbundles.

Frank however, does possess charm. Not an accusation that will ever be levelled at you.

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8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Jewdy. Yourself and Frank have one thing in common. You are both, absolutely despicable, hateful misanthropic cuntbundles.

Frank however, does possess charm. Not an accusation that will ever be levelled at you.

It’s called “Cunts Corner”, it’s designed for “misanthropes” like me. You and Frank, desperate for internet pretend friends are the odd ones out not me. It’s not my fault you are a lonely knobend.

What you gonna do ? Call me fat, queer, poor and disabled? Are you going to say “you’re finished on here” or “ you are going to be wiped out.?” Or are you going to get your non existent “B mob” pals to give me a kicking?

You have spent so much time on here you don’t know the difference between fantasy and reality.

You need to sort yourself out mate. That’s just my opinion but I am well aware that opinions are not allowed these days when they challenge the orthodoxy. 

That’s why all the poofs on here hate me.  🕺🏽😃😆

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1 minute ago, ratcum said:

Fuckin hell. you two should be in bed. I can't sleep, so I got up to have a cuppa.

Do us all a favour Herr Oberst. Use one of those pills your heroes used  to carry around with them all the time. If It was good enough for Himmler and Goering it’s good enough for you.

Probably not a good idea to start a bonfire in you back garden though.

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46 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

It’s called “Cunts Corner”, it’s designed for “misanthropes” like me. You and Frank, desperate for internet pretend friends are the odd ones out not me. It’s not my fault you are a lonely knobend.

What you gonna do ? Call me fat, queer, poor and disabled? Are you going to say “you’re finished on here” or “ you are going to be wiped out.?” Or are you going to get your non existent “B mob” pals to give me a kicking?

You have spent so much time on here you don’t know the difference between fantasy and reality.

You need to sort yourself out mate. That’s just my opinion but I am well aware that opinions are not allowed these days when they challenge the orthodoxy. 

That’s why all the poofs on here hate me.  🕺🏽😃😆

No. I'm not going to call you anything of those things, because I don't really think any of them apply to you.

If anything, I would just ask that you stop calling me 'mate' in that passive aggressive manner that is so infuriating.

I don't know why you have me down as a stereotypical internet troll, but you are definitely misinformed.

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56 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

It’s called “Cunts Corner”, it’s designed for “misanthropes” like me. You and Frank, desperate for internet pretend friends are the odd ones out not me. It’s not my fault you are a lonely knobend.

What you gonna do ? Call me fat, queer, poor and disabled? Are you going to say “you’re finished on here” or “ you are going to be wiped out.?” Or are you going to get your non existent “B mob” pals to give me a kicking?

You have spent so much time on here you don’t know the difference between fantasy and reality.

You need to sort yourself out mate. That’s just my opinion but I am well aware that opinions are not allowed these days when they challenge the orthodoxy. 

That’s why all the poofs on here hate me.  🕺🏽😃😆

On the subject. "Pretend B Mob". 

Did you get an invite to Mark Pitts' funeral? I did, but I didn't attend because I hated the fat cunt. 

Now say something that convinces me that you're not a bullshitter...

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51 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

It’s called “Cunts Corner”, it’s designed for “misanthropes” like me. You and Frank, desperate for internet pretend friends are the odd ones out not me. It’s not my fault you are a lonely knobend. 

Oh, I don't know. It seems to me (and I know you're just dying to hear my opinion) that there's plenty of room for both sarcastic jousting and civilized conversation.

Think about it... if all you (or anyone else) ever did was take prickly jabs at people, after awhile it would get boring and you'd grow tired of it. It would begin to sound forced and uninspired. 

Seems to me that a good, hostile, venom spitting rant, peppered with witty insults and well turned phrases packed with those amusing euphemisms and colloquialisms that you Brits are known for, is something that can't just be replicated at will or out of habit.

Cunting for cunting's sake just because it's expected lacks a certain genuineness. 

Like rote repetition.

It's good to take a break from trying to be a cunt all the time, just to recharge your batteries as it were. Build up some new steam. 

Remember... All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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That’s why all the poofs on here hate me.

I assumed it was because you had bigger tits and wore nicer dresses than them.

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3 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

No thanks.

I'll just let you dwell down there in the cellar by yourself with the rest of the rodents and assorted vermin.

Oh dear Yank. So you are comparing me with rats and vermin? I take it you are familiar with the film ( movie you wankers call it ) “ Der Ewige Jude”? That’s the one where they compare Jews with hordes of rats running through the gutters and spreading disease every where. It’s a very striking image. But as a Nazi and a Jew baiter you must be well aware of it. It was one of Dr Goebbels’ finest works, as you well know.

 

I’m only winding you up Yank! 😁 You’re too fucking dumb to be a Nazi......I know that. Had you going there didn’t I ? 😁😆

Now, let’s get down to the serious stuff. What’s your opinion on that cheating cunt Tom fucking Brady? Shit , i’ve given it away that I hate the piece of shit. Oh well, your honest Yank opinion would be appreciated as always. 🇺🇸

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32 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Oh dear Yank. So you are comparing me with rats and vermin? I take it you are familiar with the film ( movie you wankers call it ) “ Der Ewige Jude”? That’s the one where they compare Jews with hordes of rats running through the gutters and spreading disease every where. It’s a very striking image. But as a Nazi and a Jew baiter you must be well aware of it. It was one of Dr Goebbels’ finest works, as you well know.

 

I’m only winding you up Yank! 😁 You’re too fucking dumb to be a Nazi......I know that. Had you going there didn’t I ? 😁😆

Now, let’s get down to the serious stuff. What’s your opinion on that cheating cunt Tom fucking Brady? Shit , i’ve given it away that I hate the piece of shit. Oh well, your honest Yank opinion would be appreciated as always. 🇺🇸

You're beating around the bush worse than Werner von Braun at a job interview. Are you trying to say anything in particular or are you just heavily drunk?

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1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

You're beating around the bush worse than Werner von Braun at a job interview. Are you trying to say anything in particular or are you just heavily drunk?

I was talking to my Yank friend nose ointment. Fuck all to do with you I believe. 

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