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28 minutes ago, King Billy said:

 when they tried to take his fingerprints in prison he had lizard claws.

The same thing happned with Newt Gingrich when they tried to take his fingerprints.

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1 hour ago, King Billy said:

His i phone is showing his location as Area 51 and apparently when they tried to take his fingerprints in prison he had lizard claws.

He had 4 ears, two main ears and two back up ears, extending legs to make him taller and eyes that fired laser beams.

 

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, King Billy said:

His i phone is showing his location as Area 51 and apparently when they tried to take his fingerprints in prison he had lizard claws.

He fucked the Lindbergh baby. And then ate it.

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2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He had 4 ears, two main ears and two back up ears, extending legs to make him taller and eyes that fired laser beams.

 

 

 

 

 

He might not be dead then. He probably just needs his battery recharged.

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On 10/08/2019 at 16:14, Roadkill said:

So Jeffrey Epstein has been found dead in his cell - quite possibly the least surprising outcome of this entire shit show since it became common knowledge that Bill Clinton was involved with a kiddy fiddling empire in some way. Don't get me wrong - I am in no way saddened that the cunt is dead - what annoys me is the blatant fucking cover up that this has been. Are we really supposed to believe that some cuntish, self important wanker that could have easily gone for a lesser sentence by naming and shaming the high and powerful types in his little black book just decided to off himself because he's been exposed as a sinister child-fondling creep (something that he was already considered to be years before all of this, and lived with quite happily)? That over a decade after his first publicised case, the shame suddenly became too much for him to handle - somehow giving him the superhuman ability to off himself whist being under "constant suicide watch" after his last "attempt" a few weeks ago?

We all knew the cunt was as good as dead as soon as the name Clinton popped up - but the barefaced, heavy handed black-bagging of the cunt is just insulting. One sinister creep is dead - but hundreds of others will be enjoying a big fucking sigh of relief today.

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So Epstein ended up on remand then? Well fuck me that's a suprise considering the company he kept and procured young girls for, cunts like that normally have a get outta jail free card.

I know a little about the man only through his connection to Wild Bill Clinton and Prince Handy Andy though. I believe he was a Wall Street banker and was allegedly involved in insider trading, though given he's clearly a kike with a name like that I'm hardly surprised.

Funny thing about Clinton is that people intimately connected to him and by proxy having dirt on him, seem to have an incredibly high rate of either suicide or bizarre accidents. Another strange Clinton fact surrounds his role as governor of Arkansas, during which time Mena airport was the main distribution hub of Colombian bugle entering the states.

I'm sure he's completely innocent and never took a trip on Jeff's Lolita Express, I guess we're never gonna know, but funnily enough that's probably the whole point of topping him.

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Distracted FFS!

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1 hour ago, Major Cunt said:

So Epstein ended up on remand then? Well fuck me that's a suprise considering the company he kept and procured young girls for, cunts like that normally have a get outta jail free card.

I know a little about the man only through his connection to Wild Bill Clinton and Prince Handy Andy though. I believe he was a Wall Street banker and was allegedly involved in insider trading, though given he's clearly a kike with a name like that I'm hardly surprised.

Funny thing about Clinton is that people intimately connected to him and by proxy having dirt on him, seem to have an incredibly high rate of either suicide or bizarre accidents. Another strange Clinton fact surrounds his role as governor of Arkansas, during which time Mena airport was the main distribution hub of Colombian bugle entering the states.

I'm sure he's completely innocent and never took a trip on Jeff's Lolita Express, I guess we're never gonna know, but funnily enough that's probably the whole point of topping him.

Oh, Bill always had his secret service with him on the Kiddy-Fiddler Express... the helicopter he took to the island is another question though - all hearsay of course, but considering the recent turn of events I'm going to admit I'm feeling very biased: https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/deposition-underage-girls-were-present-when-bill-clinton-visited-jeffrey-epsteins-island/

 

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Apparently Trump is jumping on the Clinton did it bandwagon now as well. Interesting that the stupid fucking wanker will point the finger at someone else when he's just as suspicious in all of this shit. Maybe all of the cunts will kill each other off in the aftermath. That'd be nice.

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22 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Oh, Bill always had his secret service with him on the Kiddy-Fiddler Express... the helicopter he took to the island is another question though - all hearsay of course, but considering the recent turn of events I'm going to admit I'm feeling very biased: https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/deposition-underage-girls-were-present-when-bill-clinton-visited-jeffrey-epsteins-island/

 

A very interesting name popped up there .. Ghislaine Maxwell, she is the youngest daughter of "Cap'n" Bob Maxwell who fell off his yacht after most of the Daily Mirror pension fund went missing.

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2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Apparently Trump is jumping on the Clinton did it bandwagon now as well. Interesting that the stupid fucking wanker will point the finger at someone else when he's just as suspicious in all of this shit. Maybe all of the cunts will kill each other off in the aftermath. That'd be nice.

It's a case of dropping a silent fart then holding your nose and pointing in another cunts direction.

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1 minute ago, Glowworm said:

A very interesting name popped up there .. Ghislaine Maxwell, she is the youngest daughter of "Cap'n" Bob Maxwell who fell of his yacht after most of the Daily Mirror pension fund went missing.

Thanks for that Miss Marple!

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2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Thanks for that Miss Marple!

Now now. Say what you want about Pen - but she's a fucking master of digging up interesting stuff via random links. Marple is an amateur by comparison. 

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12 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Now now. Say what you want about Pen - but she's a fucking master of digging up interesting stuff via random links. Marple is an amateur by comparison. 

Them women detectives are shit. Always having afternoon tea at a vicarage or some shit. 

Columbo would kick Jessica Fletcher's cunt in.

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23 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Now now. Say what you want about Pen - but she's a fucking master of digging up interesting stuff via random links. Marple is an amateur by comparison. 

I dunno about that Roady...I'd say she just has far more time on her hands than any other punter...she's also just as old as Miss Marple and no doubt as unfuckable.

I had blocked her but somehow her posts are visible today. I'm seriously thinking about unblocking her but that's probably the skunk and Indian Xanax talking!

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14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Them women detectives are shit. Always having afternoon tea at a vicarage or some shit. 

Columbo would kick Jessica Fletcher's cunt in.

Excuse me mam just one moment...crack!

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Just now, Major Cunt said:

I dunno about that Roady...I'd say she just has far more time on her hands than any other punter...she's also just as old as Miss Marple and no doubt as unfuckable.

I had blocked her but somehow her posts are visible today. I'm seriously thinking about unblocking her but that's probably the skunk and Indian Xanax talking!

For some reason your posts are visible to me as well 🤔

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55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Them women detectives are shit. Always having afternoon tea at a vicarage or some shit. 

Columbo would kick Jessica Fletcher's cunt in.

This actually happened in a brilliant Murder She Wrote episode. Fletcher was sleuthing about, cataloguing how many actors in Hollywood were earwigs. She'd got through Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtiss, Doris Day, Shelley Winters, Henry Winkler and John Goodman, when she told Columbo he was one too. He walked away, and then in his signature move, came back and kicked her cunt in.

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4 minutes ago, ratcum said:

This actually happened in a brilliant Murder She Wrote episode. Fletcher was sleuthing about, cataloguing how many actors in Hollywood were earwigs. She'd got through Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtiss, Doris Day, Shelley Winters, Henry Winkler and John Goodman, when she told Columbo he was one too. He walked away, and then in his signature move, came back and kicked her cunt in.

I've just had a revelation that Henry Winkler might have been a nonce, his office was a toilet and he was 35 and hanging around with teenagers.

Gordon Bennett indeed!

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14 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I've just had a revelation that Henry Winkler might have been a nonce, his office was a toilet and he was 35 and hanging around with teenagers.

Gordon Bennett indeed!

Yep.     Yep yep yep yep yep

 

 

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6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Yep.     Yep yep yep yep yep

 

 

Olivia Newton-John was 30 and tried to pass herself off as 16 with John Relvolta.

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1 hour ago, ratcum said:

This actually happened in a brilliant Murder She Wrote episode. Fletcher was sleuthing about, cataloguing how many actors in Hollywood were earwigs. She'd got through Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtiss, Doris Day, Shelley Winters, Henry Winkler and John Goodman, when she told Columbo he was one too. He walked away, and then in his signature move, came back and kicked her cunt in.

The funny part was when he turned around, right before he kicked her in the cunt, and said "Just one more thing..."

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