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3 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

The funny part was when he turned around, right before he kicked her in the cunt, and said "Just one more thing..."

"Oh Miss Fletcher. Mrs Columbo is a big fan of yours. She's gonna be so thrilled when I tell her I've kicked your cunt in!"

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Them women detectives are shit. Always having afternoon tea at a vicarage or some shit. 

Columbo would kick Jessica Fletcher's cunt in.

'Jessica Fletcher's cunt' was the 4th book in the Murder she Wrote series. 

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I'm still on such a high after Epslime's death! My excellent mucker Simon Clonby's elated:

"It's such a gas Ratto. I'm as happy as a priest at a Scout camp!"

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2 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

"Tried"?

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Worked for me!!!! 😎 😍

I'd fuck her now as it goes. She might have her objections, but I'd certainly be up for discussing it.

She hasn't aged quite as gracefully as old Mirren, but at the risk of sounding overly sentimental, I'd add her to the pile of septuagenarians that are ripe for rooting.

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19 minutes ago, nocti said:

I'd fuck her now as it goes. She might have her objections, but I'd certainly be up for discussing it.

She hasn't aged quite as gracefully as old Mirren, but at the risk of sounding overly sentimental, I'd add her to the pile of septuagenarians that are ripe for rooting.

Google Chris Evert. Good genetics are a wonderful thing. 

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8 hours ago, ratcum said:

I'm still on such a high after Epslime's death! My excellent mucker Simon Clonby elated:

"It's such a gas Ratto. I'm as happy as a priest at a Scout camp!"

What are you thoughts on the Crystal Fox?

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On 12/08/2019 at 00:31, Eric Cuntman said:

Google Chris Evert. Good genetics are a wonderful thing. 

Not bad. I'd have sex with her on purpose.

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On 12/08/2019 at 00:08, nocti said:

I'd fuck her now as it goes. She might have her objections, but I'd certainly be up for discussing it.

She hasn't aged quite as gracefully as old Mirren, but at the risk of sounding overly sentimental, I'd add her to the pile of septuagenarians that are ripe for rooting.

If you were around then, I think Jane Austen would have based the character Mr Darcy on you, Nocti. A real gentleman. 

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10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He probably knows more about Crystal meth. 

The Crystal Fox topped himself in 1944.

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32 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Just some light reading I've been enjoying: https://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2016/08/10/the-list-of-clinton-associates-whove-died-mysteriously-check-it-out/

My top three have to be suicide by a gunshot to the back of the head, death by "falling asleep" on train tracks and, of course, natural death by decapitation.

Good work RK. We've got all the evidence we need to present the case to the D.A.

I bet it's a middle aged black woman. Why is the D.A always a fucking middle aged black woman?

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7 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Just some light reading I've been enjoying: https://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2016/08/10/the-list-of-clinton-associates-whove-died-mysteriously-check-it-out/

My top three have to be suicide by a gunshot to the back of the head, death by "falling asleep" on train tracks and, of course, natural death by decapitation.

You do realise that you've just signed your own death warrant?...oh well,its been a blast.Laters

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James Milan – Found decapitated. However, the Coroner ruled his death was due to “natural causes.”

Keith McMaskle – Died, stabbed 113 times, Nov, 1988"

Just making sure.

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5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Good work RK. We've got all the evidence we need to present the case to the D.A.

I bet it's a middle aged black woman. Why is the D.A always a fucking middle aged black woman?

Was Ron Brown related to Ron Burgundy?

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9 hours ago, Glowworm said:

James Milan – Found decapitated. However, the Coroner ruled his death was due to “natural causes.”

Keith McMaskle – Died, stabbed 113 times, Nov, 1988"

Just making sure.

Wasn't McMaskle bungee jumping, holding a knife? 

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12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Wasn't McMaskle bungee jumping, holding a knife? 

Holding the knife whilst trapped in a power operated rotating door during a power surge.

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16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Wasn't McMaskle bungee jumping, holding a knife? 

TBH  the cause of death was probably less traumatic than the case where a woman killed her husband by whacking him several time with a lawn rake that he had sharped the prongs of with the likely intent of doing the same to her.

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5 hours ago, Glowworm said:

TBH  the cause of death was probably less traumatic than the case where a woman killed her husband by whacking him several time with a lawn rake that he had sharped the prongs of with the likely intent of doing the same to her.

Ah yes "M'lud, my client decided to rake the flower bed, but failed to see the deceased reclining amongst the fuscias. She didn't hear him scream because she was listening to Family Favourites on her earphones. A case of accidental death m'lud". 

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14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Ah yes "M'lud, my client decided to rake the flower bed, but failed to see the deceased reclining amongst the fuscias. She didn't hear him scream because she was listening to Family Favourites on her earphones. A case of accidental death m'lud". 

The case I read about she got away with as self defence.  Apparently the lawn take was home made by the husband and had extra long prongs, she claimed that he had swung at her with it first and slipped.

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