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Not all bus drivers are wankers

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11 minutes ago, Neil said:

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/konectbus-investigation-bus-driver-comments-1-6213125

Fucking gtood on yer mate,the country would be a better place if there were more like him....Oh and fuck off you liberal,lefty cunts

I cant agree with him, but fair play, he's standing up for what he believes however, what makes me laugh is when she says about his actions "stopping people from getting home". Well, I'll remember those words when my route  is blocked by thousands of pride marchers and I cant get home. 

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And Neil, just because this bus driver doesn't partake in bum banditry and other golf related activities does not necessarily mean that he won't occaisionally wank himself into a coma.

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Fair play to him. I wouldn't want to drive a bunch of shirtlifters and rug munchers around either, why should he have to? 

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16 minutes ago, scotty said:

Fair play to him. I wouldn't want to drive a bunch of shirtlifters and rug munchers around either, why should he have to? 

And not just the driver. The normal, everyday passengers who will use the bus afterwards, shouldn't have to sit on seats covered with AIDS.

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17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And not just the driver. The normal, everyday passengers who will use the bus afterwards, shouldn't have to sit on seats covered with AIDS.

To quote the late, lamented manky, "I used to do the catering in an AIDS clinic. It was always pizza because nothing else would slide under the doors." 

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2 minutes ago, scotty said:

To quote the late, lamented manky, "I used to do the catering in an AIDS clinic. It was always pizza because nothing else would slide under the doors." 

That's just lazy meal planning. Did he not know about Findus Crispy Pancakes and Waffles.

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8 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

That's just lazy meal planning. Did he not know about Findus Crispy Pancakes and Waffles.

I'd have just poured soup through the keyholes myself. 

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8 hours ago, scotty said:

I'd have just poured soup through the keyholes myself. 

I would have done toad in the hole to see whether they would have consumed it by shoving it down their hole or up their hole. The dirty AIDS ridden golfers.

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19 hours ago, Neil said:

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/konectbus-investigation-bus-driver-comments-1-6213125

Fucking gtood on yer mate,the country would be a better place if there were more like him....Oh and fuck off you liberal,lefty cunts

I wonder how Blakey would have sorted out the driver...

lol.

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TBH if you are a bus driver or on any form of public transport your job is to get people from a to b as safely and as quickly as possible no more no less. Whilst I do not agree with pasting rainbows and ads like this on buses the fact is that people will have been needlessly inconvenienced by this stupid cunt's actions. He should have been sacked on the spot As to Neil I suspect that you are aged in you mid 50s and still a virgin.

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Good lad that driver. It must be tough enough driving all those inbred Johnsons around Norwich without having a busload of left wing beanflickers queuing up. At least on the Sunshine Variety Service they all look the fucking same.

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On 14/08/2019 at 13:14, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said:

Good lad that driver. It must be tough enough driving all those inbred Johnsons around Norwich without having a busload of left wing beanflickers queuing up. At least on the Sunshine Variety Service they all look the fucking same.

Fuck off, Arthur, you nonsensical part-time fucking wanker.

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On 13/08/2019 at 19:12, scotty said:

Fair play to him. I wouldn't want to drive a bunch of shirtlifters and rug munchers around either, why should he have to? 

If we don’t, the underground will be riddled with them

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10 hours ago, White Cunt said:

If we don’t, the underground will be riddled with them

Finally, someone has recognised the fact that London, Glasgow, Tyne & Wear and Liverpool is riddled with gays.

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22 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Finally, someone has recognised the fact that London, Glasgow, Tyne & Wear and Liverpool is riddled with gays.

@Roadkill, this'un telt us yee worra puff.. wot ya ganna dee aboorit?

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

@Roadkill, this'un telt us yee worra puff.. wot ya ganna dee aboorit?

Divin't na.

The Hairy Bikers, Ant and Dec - all the telly Geordies are puffs, so I understand the confusion in a way despite every non-celebrity English puff talking with a distinct southern accent. 

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1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

Divin't na.

The Hairy Bikers, Ant and Dec - all the telly Geordies are puffs, so I understand the confusion in a way despite every non-celebrity English puff talking with a distinct southern accent. 

Jimmy Nail and Tim Healy aren't puffs.

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Little Johnny is sitting behind the bus driver chanting a poem..."if my dad were a bull and my mum were a cow, I'd be calf....if my dad were a ram and my mum a sheep I'd be a Ewe....if my dad were a stallion and my mum a mare, I'd be a foal...."  The bus driver had reached his limits with the boy and said "if your mum was a whore and your dad were a wanker, what would you be?"

Johnny said "a bus driver!"

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29 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Little Johnny is sitting behind the bus driver chanting a poem..."if my dad were a bull and my mum were a cow, I'd be calf....if my dad were a ram and my mum a sheep I'd be a Ewe....if my dad were a stallion and my mum a mare, I'd be a foal...."  The bus driver had reached his limits with the boy and said "if your mum was a whore and your dad were a wanker, what would you be?"

Johnny said "a bus driver!"

A ewe is a mummy sheep. A lamb is a baby sheep.

just saying, because It's what Bawsy would have wanted.

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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

A ewe is a mummy sheep. A lamb is a baby sheep.

just saying, because It's what Bawsy would have wanted.

The correction would have been easier to take coming from him.  However, I saw that joke half pissed, and couldn't remember it exactly.  

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