Neil Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/konectbus-investigation-bus-driver-comments-1-6213125 Fucking good on yer mate,the country would be a better place if there were more like him....Oh and fuck off you liberal,lefty cunts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, Neil said: https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/konectbus-investigation-bus-driver-comments-1-6213125 Fucking gtood on yer mate,the country would be a better place if there were more like him....Oh and fuck off you liberal,lefty cunts I cant agree with him, but fair play, he's standing up for what he believes however, what makes me laugh is when she says about his actions "stopping people from getting home". Well, I'll remember those words when my route is blocked by thousands of pride marchers and I cant get home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Oh, so that's what they mean when they say somebody's on the other bus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 And Neil, just because this bus driver doesn't partake in bum banditry and other golf related activities does not necessarily mean that he won't occaisionally wank himself into a coma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 It is right because modern buses do not have rear entrances but i bet that Neil also likes the back box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Fair play to him. I wouldn't want to drive a bunch of shirtlifters and rug munchers around either, why should he have to? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, scotty said: Fair play to him. I wouldn't want to drive a bunch of shirtlifters and rug munchers around either, why should he have to? And not just the driver. The normal, everyday passengers who will use the bus afterwards, shouldn't have to sit on seats covered with AIDS. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And not just the driver. The normal, everyday passengers who will use the bus afterwards, shouldn't have to sit on seats covered with AIDS. To quote the late, lamented manky, "I used to do the catering in an AIDS clinic. It was always pizza because nothing else would slide under the doors." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, scotty said: To quote the late, lamented manky, "I used to do the catering in an AIDS clinic. It was always pizza because nothing else would slide under the doors." That's just lazy meal planning. Did he not know about Findus Crispy Pancakes and Waffles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That's just lazy meal planning. Did he not know about Findus Crispy Pancakes and Waffles. I'd have just poured soup through the keyholes myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Neil said: https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/konectbus-investigation-bus-driver-comments-1-6213125 Fucking gtood on yer mate,the country would be a better place if there were more like him....Oh and fuck off you liberal,lefty cunts What are your thoughts on driver of bendy buses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 8 hours ago, scotty said: I'd have just poured soup through the keyholes myself. I would have done toad in the hole to see whether they would have consumed it by shoving it down their hole or up their hole. The dirty AIDS ridden golfers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 19 hours ago, Neil said: https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/konectbus-investigation-bus-driver-comments-1-6213125 Fucking gtood on yer mate,the country would be a better place if there were more like him....Oh and fuck off you liberal,lefty cunts I wonder how Blakey would have sorted out the driver... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 TBH if you are a bus driver or on any form of public transport your job is to get people from a to b as safely and as quickly as possible no more no less. Whilst I do not agree with pasting rainbows and ads like this on buses the fact is that people will have been needlessly inconvenienced by this stupid cunt's actions. He should have been sacked on the spot As to Neil I suspect that you are aged in you mid 50s and still a virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 Good lad that driver. It must be tough enough driving all those inbred Johnsons around Norwich without having a busload of left wing beanflickers queuing up. At least on the Sunshine Variety Service they all look the fucking same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 18, 2019 Report Share Posted August 18, 2019 On 14/08/2019 at 13:14, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Good lad that driver. It must be tough enough driving all those inbred Johnsons around Norwich without having a busload of left wing beanflickers queuing up. At least on the Sunshine Variety Service they all look the fucking same. Fuck off, Arthur, you nonsensical part-time fucking wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 On 13/08/2019 at 19:12, scotty said: Fair play to him. I wouldn't want to drive a bunch of shirtlifters and rug munchers around either, why should he have to? If we don’t, the underground will be riddled with them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 .....and not all Bus Wankers are drivers, ergo that's exactly why they are bus wankers - I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 10 hours ago, White Cunt said: If we don’t, the underground will be riddled with them Finally, someone has recognised the fact that London, Glasgow, Tyne & Wear and Liverpool is riddled with gays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 22 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Finally, someone has recognised the fact that London, Glasgow, Tyne & Wear and Liverpool is riddled with gays. @Roadkill, this'un telt us yee worra puff.. wot ya ganna dee aboorit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Roadkill, this'un telt us yee worra puff.. wot ya ganna dee aboorit? Divin't na. The Hairy Bikers, Ant and Dec - all the telly Geordies are puffs, so I understand the confusion in a way despite every non-celebrity English puff talking with a distinct southern accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Divin't na. The Hairy Bikers, Ant and Dec - all the telly Geordies are puffs, so I understand the confusion in a way despite every non-celebrity English puff talking with a distinct southern accent. Jimmy Nail and Tim Healy aren't puffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 Little Johnny is sitting behind the bus driver chanting a poem..."if my dad were a bull and my mum were a cow, I'd be calf....if my dad were a ram and my mum a sheep I'd be a Ewe....if my dad were a stallion and my mum a mare, I'd be a foal...." The bus driver had reached his limits with the boy and said "if your mum was a whore and your dad were a wanker, what would you be?" Johnny said "a bus driver!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 29 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Little Johnny is sitting behind the bus driver chanting a poem..."if my dad were a bull and my mum were a cow, I'd be calf....if my dad were a ram and my mum a sheep I'd be a Ewe....if my dad were a stallion and my mum a mare, I'd be a foal...." The bus driver had reached his limits with the boy and said "if your mum was a whore and your dad were a wanker, what would you be?" Johnny said "a bus driver!" A ewe is a mummy sheep. A lamb is a baby sheep. just saying, because It's what Bawsy would have wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: A ewe is a mummy sheep. A lamb is a baby sheep. just saying, because It's what Bawsy would have wanted. The correction would have been easier to take coming from him. However, I saw that joke half pissed, and couldn't remember it exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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