Cuntybaws Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A ewe is a mummy sheep. A lamb is a baby sheep. just saying, because It's what Bawsy would have wanted. It's just a pity this wasn't on the "Cunts who tup themselves" thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The correction would have been easier to take coming from him. However, I saw that joke half pissed, and couldn't remember it exactly. You've just missed a golden opportunity to deliver a resounding "Fuck ewe!" to Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 Just now, Cuntybaws said: You've just missed a golden opportunity to deliver a resounding "Fuck ewe!" to Eric. I'm a little out of practice, Baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm a little out of practice, Baws. It's like riding a bicycle, only fortunately without the lycra, or waxing of the arse crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: It's like riding a bicycle, only fortunately without the lycra, or waxing of the arse crack. Ahh yes, being targeted for termination by drivers...it's coming back to me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A ewe is a mummy sheep. A lamb is a baby sheep. just saying, because It's what Bawsy would have wanted. Have you ever seen a Water Sheep Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: Have you ever seen a Water Sheep Eric? No. I don't think so. What is one? Is it a bit like a Water bear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: No. I don't think so. What is one? Is it a bit like a Water bear? A bit .. apparently it was in some engineering text book that had been translated from English to some foreign language, then edited and translated back into English .. it had started out in English as an Hydraulic Ram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 I support........ Ahhh, fuck it, they're all a bunch of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 On 01/09/2019 at 10:09, Eric Cuntman said: Jimmy Nail and Tim Healy aren't puffs. My uncle was in the Geordie Rolling Stones.......Bill Wy aye man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: My uncle was in the Geordie Rolling Stones.......Bill Wy aye man. Paul Kaye, as the brilliant 'Dennis Pennis' approached Bill Wyman and his Mrs, and asked her.. "do you like antiques?" "yes I do, why?" "I've got a roll top bureau I'd like to swap for your old rocker..." i wish Kaye would resurrect Dennis Pennis to harass the generation snowflake celebs we now have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Paul Kaye, as the brilliant 'Dennis Pennis' approached Bill Wyman and his Mrs, and asked her.. "do you like antiques?" "yes I do, why?" "I've got a roll top bureau I'd like to swap for your old rocker..." i wish Kaye would resurrect Dennis Pennis to harass the generation snowflake celebs we now have. I remember him interviewing some female film star on the red carpet and her talking into a dildo thinking it was a mike. Simple but funny as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: I remember him interviewing some female film star on the red carpet and her talking into a dildo thinking it was a mike. Simple but funny as fuck My all time favourite was him chasing after Michael Jackson in Los Angeles.. "Michael, who's your favourite boy band? Do you like New Kids, or do you prefer Boys 2 Men?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: I remember him interviewing some female film star on the red carpet and her talking into a dildo thinking it was a mike. Simple but funny as fuck Yeah, funny.. simple. Very funny. You fucking thick cunt. Mic. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. I don't think so. What is one? Is it a bit like a Water bear? What do you call 4 sheep tied to a lamppost? A welsh leisure centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 34 minutes ago, Frank said: Yeah, funny.. simple. Very funny. You fucking thick cunt. Mic. Idiot. Fuck off Fwank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 53 minutes ago, Frank said: Yeah, funny.. simple. Very funny. You fucking thick cunt. Mic. Idiot. Do you still go into Poundland, hold up an item and ask how much it is? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you still go into Poundland, hold up an item and ask how much it is? He can't read, so it's a necessity! He has to wipe the drool off his chin first, mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 49 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuck off Fwank He won't be around much longer. A midget was found hanging from a ceiling joist in a Wendy house. Met police have said that his name was Mike, and he did not leave a suicide note. Upon investigating his laptop, they discovered he had spent his final hours watching a video called 'Walnut-A-Head'. Police are keen to interview a middle aged man, possibly wearing a Paul Stanley wig and white skinny Jeans. Distinguishing features include, no obvious genitalia, spindly, baby giraffe legs, and appears to be learning the guitar. And is almost certainly a homosexual. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 11, 2019 Report Share Posted September 11, 2019 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you still go into Poundland, hold up an item and ask how much it is? All the items in Poundland are much too heavy for his frail diseased excuse for a body to lift. In fact the last thing he picked up was a leaflet on ‘How to live with HIV’ on his weekly trip to the AIDs clinic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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