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Some good news...the cauliflower crop is on it’s arse.

Britain is experiencing a cauliflower shortage after extreme weather killed off much of this year's crop.Excellent news as this disgusting vegetable stinks and promotes vile intestinal gases.

Heavy rainfall in June destroyed crops in Lincolnshire, and alternative European supplies wilted in last month's heatwave.

In addition largely migrant workers pick these revolting vegetables so they might as well fuck off as well.

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Oh no. One of my fav watering holes is The Weighbridge Inn, down the hill from Minchinhampton, Stroud. They serve up the excellent  2 in 1 Pie, half beef pie, half cauliflower cheese - absolutely superb, especially on a cold winter's day.

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4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Oh no. One of my fav watering holes is The Weighbridge Inn, down the hill from Minchinhampton, Stroud. They serve up the excellent  2 in 1 Pie, half beef pie, half cauliflower cheese - absolutely superb, especially on a cold winter's day.

Oh yes.

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Absolutely nothing wrong with cauliflower - it’s delicious.

Fuck off.

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I love cauliflower cheese, with little bits of crispy bacon all over it and creamy cheddar and Brie sauce.

This shit is the devil's ejaculate. I loathe cauliflower and just being in the same room as someone eating cauliflower cheese makes me want to hurl.

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36 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Oh no. One of my fav watering holes is The Weighbridge Inn, down the hill from Minchinhampton, Stroud. They serve up the excellent  2 in 1 Pie, half beef pie, half cauliflower cheese - absolutely superb, especially on a cold winter's day.

The whole English and European brassica crop is fucked so you can forget your sprouts at Christmas as well.

Ape will just open another tin of beans.

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1 minute ago, DrCunt said:

This shit is the devil's ejaculate. I loathe cauliflower and just being in the same room as someone eating cauliflower cheese make me want to hurl.

I'll remember not to put it on the menu when you next pop round.

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2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Do you eat tinned cauliflower?

Would you like a cauliflower ear?

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Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Pat it, and prick it, and mark it with  Zyklon B
And put it in the oven for tax dodging earwigs!

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2 hours ago, Ape said:

Absolutely nothing wrong with cauliflower - it’s delicious.

Fuck off.

With beans?

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3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Oh no. One of my fav watering holes is The Weighbridge Inn, down the hill from Minchinhampton, Stroud. They serve up the excellent  2 in 1 Pie, half beef pie, half cauliflower cheese - absolutely superb, especially on a cold winter's day.

Good god almighty. We've more than likely crossed paths. 

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2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Good god almighty. We've more than likely crossed paths. 

Here if you need to talk Stubby. 

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3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Do you eat tinned cauliflower?

Do you eat tinned congealed semen?

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10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Some good news...the cauliflower crop is on it’s arse.

Britain is experiencing a cauliflower shortage after extreme weather killed off much of this year's crop.Excellent news as this disgusting vegetable stinks and promotes vile intestinal gases.

Heavy rainfall in June destroyed crops in Lincolnshire, and alternative European supplies wilted in last month's heatwave.

In addition largely migrant workers pick these revolting vegetables so they might as well fuck off as well.

lol.

 

Stephen Hawking was a revolting vegetable too. Coincidence or what? I don’t think so.

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10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Some good news...the cauliflower crop is on it’s arse.

Britain is experiencing a cauliflower shortage after extreme weather killed off much of this year's crop.Excellent news as this disgusting vegetable stinks and promotes vile intestinal gases.

Heavy rainfall in June destroyed crops in Lincolnshire, and alternative European supplies wilted in last month's heatwave.

In addition largely migrant workers pick these revolting vegetables so they might as well fuck off as well.

lol.

 

Oh well, we'll just have to do with out. However, cunts who claim to be Catholics are a far greater problem. Any cunt who does supports the institutional rape of children and the fucking evil nonces who do it. They're nonce lovers and are happy to turn a blind eye to the spunk, shit and blood leaking from a freshly buggered choir boys arsehole. 

Kill yourself to nonce endorsing piece of fucking shit

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7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Here if you need to talk Stubby. 

The broomstick should have given it away

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1 minute ago, Ape said:

Do you eat tinned congealed semen?

He has 3 pints of fresh semen delivered daily. At his back doors obviously.

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15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Good god almighty. We've more than likely crossed paths. 

You still good for a pint in the Daneway Tim?

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4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

He has 3 pints of fresh semen delivered daily. At his back doors obviously.

3 gallons, dopey cunt

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3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Oh no. One of my fav watering holes is The Weighbridge Inn, down the hill from Minchinhampton, Stroud. They serve up the excellent  2 in 1 Pie, half beef pie, half cauliflower cheese - absolutely superb, especially on a cold winter's day.

Is that a Henry Crabbe creation?

Sounds like something he might've concocted.

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Bloke starts work at Tesco’s and on his first day some cunt comes in and wants to buy half a cauliflower. “I’m sorry sir but we only sell whole cauliflowers.”

“ That’s a disgrace, I want to see your manager.”

So he goes into the manager’s office and says “ i’ve got some wanker out here who wants to buy half a cauliflower.” Suddenly he realises that the cunt has followed him in and is standing right behind him. So he says “and this gentleman wants to buy the other half”.

Afterwards the manager says “that was quick thinking son, I like that. Where are you from”? He says “Manchester....... but i’ve come to London because Manchester is full of whores and footballers.”

The manager says “ My wife comes from Manchester.”

He says, “Really? Who did she play for?”

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