Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 Some good news...the cauliflower crop is on it’s arse. Britain is experiencing a cauliflower shortage after extreme weather killed off much of this year's crop.Excellent news as this disgusting vegetable stinks and promotes vile intestinal gases. Heavy rainfall in June destroyed crops in Lincolnshire, and alternative European supplies wilted in last month's heatwave. In addition largely migrant workers pick these revolting vegetables so they might as well fuck off as well. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 I love cauliflower cheese, with little bits of crispy bacon all over it and creamy cheddar and Brie sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 Oh no. One of my fav watering holes is The Weighbridge Inn, down the hill from Minchinhampton, Stroud. They serve up the excellent 2 in 1 Pie, half beef pie, half cauliflower cheese - absolutely superb, especially on a cold winter's day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Oh no. One of my fav watering holes is The Weighbridge Inn, down the hill from Minchinhampton, Stroud. They serve up the excellent 2 in 1 Pie, half beef pie, half cauliflower cheese - absolutely superb, especially on a cold winter's day. Oh yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 Absolutely nothing wrong with cauliflower - it’s delicious. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I love cauliflower cheese, with little bits of crispy bacon all over it and creamy cheddar and Brie sauce. This shit is the devil's ejaculate. I loathe cauliflower and just being in the same room as someone eating cauliflower cheese makes me want to hurl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 36 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Oh no. One of my fav watering holes is The Weighbridge Inn, down the hill from Minchinhampton, Stroud. They serve up the excellent 2 in 1 Pie, half beef pie, half cauliflower cheese - absolutely superb, especially on a cold winter's day. The whole English and European brassica crop is fucked so you can forget your sprouts at Christmas as well. Ape will just open another tin of beans. lol. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 minute ago, DrCunt said: This shit is the devil's ejaculate. I loathe cauliflower and just being in the same room as someone eating cauliflower cheese make me want to hurl. I'll remember not to put it on the menu when you next pop round. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 27 minutes ago, Ape said: Absolutely nothing wrong with cauliflower - it’s delicious. Fuck off. Do you eat tinned cauliflower? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do you eat tinned cauliflower? Would you like a cauliflower ear? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can Pat it, and prick it, and mark it with Zyklon B And put it in the oven for tax dodging earwigs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape said: Absolutely nothing wrong with cauliflower - it’s delicious. Fuck off. With beans? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Oh no. One of my fav watering holes is The Weighbridge Inn, down the hill from Minchinhampton, Stroud. They serve up the excellent 2 in 1 Pie, half beef pie, half cauliflower cheese - absolutely superb, especially on a cold winter's day. Good god almighty. We've more than likely crossed paths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good god almighty. We've more than likely crossed paths. Here if you need to talk Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 Cauliflowers are just fat golf balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do you eat tinned cauliflower? Do you eat tinned congealed semen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Some good news...the cauliflower crop is on it’s arse. Britain is experiencing a cauliflower shortage after extreme weather killed off much of this year's crop.Excellent news as this disgusting vegetable stinks and promotes vile intestinal gases. Heavy rainfall in June destroyed crops in Lincolnshire, and alternative European supplies wilted in last month's heatwave. In addition largely migrant workers pick these revolting vegetables so they might as well fuck off as well. lol. Stephen Hawking was a revolting vegetable too. Coincidence or what? I don’t think so. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Some good news...the cauliflower crop is on it’s arse. Britain is experiencing a cauliflower shortage after extreme weather killed off much of this year's crop.Excellent news as this disgusting vegetable stinks and promotes vile intestinal gases. Heavy rainfall in June destroyed crops in Lincolnshire, and alternative European supplies wilted in last month's heatwave. In addition largely migrant workers pick these revolting vegetables so they might as well fuck off as well. lol. Oh well, we'll just have to do with out. However, cunts who claim to be Catholics are a far greater problem. Any cunt who does supports the institutional rape of children and the fucking evil nonces who do it. They're nonce lovers and are happy to turn a blind eye to the spunk, shit and blood leaking from a freshly buggered choir boys arsehole. Kill yourself to nonce endorsing piece of fucking shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Here if you need to talk Stubby. The broomstick should have given it away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: Do you eat tinned congealed semen? No. Which cannery do you have arrangements with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: Do you eat tinned congealed semen? He has 3 pints of fresh semen delivered daily. At his back doors obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good god almighty. We've more than likely crossed paths. You still good for a pint in the Daneway Tim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: He has 3 pints of fresh semen delivered daily. At his back doors obviously. 3 gallons, dopey cunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Oh no. One of my fav watering holes is The Weighbridge Inn, down the hill from Minchinhampton, Stroud. They serve up the excellent 2 in 1 Pie, half beef pie, half cauliflower cheese - absolutely superb, especially on a cold winter's day. Is that a Henry Crabbe creation? Sounds like something he might've concocted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 Bloke starts work at Tesco’s and on his first day some cunt comes in and wants to buy half a cauliflower. “I’m sorry sir but we only sell whole cauliflowers.” “ That’s a disgrace, I want to see your manager.” So he goes into the manager’s office and says “ i’ve got some wanker out here who wants to buy half a cauliflower.” Suddenly he realises that the cunt has followed him in and is standing right behind him. So he says “and this gentleman wants to buy the other half”. Afterwards the manager says “that was quick thinking son, I like that. Where are you from”? He says “Manchester....... but i’ve come to London because Manchester is full of whores and footballers.” The manager says “ My wife comes from Manchester.” He says, “Really? Who did she play for?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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