The Beast Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 My driving licence is up for expiry. Cunt here renews the fucking thing on line and pays 14 sheets for the trouble. In the email from the bastards, it states my photo will be updated. They don't need me to send another image of my fat fucking boat as they will use my passport mug shot, which is the same fucking shot as the one I have on my licence already. Apart from filling some tick box wank that I haven't a new disability or affliction that would affect my ability to drive, I have paid the cunts for next to fuck all. Another nice little earner for these cunts. They should fuck off and leave me alone until I am 70 when my original licence issued 29 years ago was due to expire. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, The Beast said: My driving licence is up for expiry. Cunt here renews the fucking thing on line and pays 14 sheets for the trouble. In the email from the bastards, it states my photo will be updated. They don't need me to send another image of my fat fucking boat as they will use my passport mug shot, which is the same fucking shot as the one I have on my licence already. Apart from filling some tick box wank that I haven't a new disability or affliction that would affect my ability to drive, I have paid the cunts for next to fuck all. Another nice little earner for these cunts. They should fuck off and leave me alone until I am 70 when my original licence issued 29 years ago was due to expire. 14 pounds is next to fuck all. Fuck off Proper, you niggardly old cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said: 14 pounds is next to fuck all. Fuck off Proper, you niggardly old cunt. Is indeed, you fucking soft touch ponce. I just don't like the fact these cunts can dip into my pocket at their own predilection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 Just now, The Beast said: Is indeed, you fucking soft touch ponce. I just don't like the fact these cunts can dip into my pocket at their own predilection. What the fuck are you doing coming on here and making a fuss about nothing? If it was anyone else Mrs R would quite rightly fuck this over to the Open Corner in a shot. Lead by example. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said: What the fuck are you doing coming on here and making a fuss about nothing? If it was anyone else Mrs R would quite rightly fuck this over to the Open Corner in a shot. Lead by example. Idiot. Name changing cunts tend to come up short on new material. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 12 minutes ago, The Beast said: Name changing cunts tend to come up short on new material. Barry Gibb lost his falsetto in the early 90's. He's still loved by millions. If you've managed to find time to converse with this old cunt, you might want to have a look at Eric Cuntman's nonce accusing content. An absolute fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said: Barry Gibb lost his falsetto in the early 90's. He's still loved by millions. If you've managed to find time to converse with this old cunt, you might want to have a look at Eric Cuntman's nonce accusing content. An absolute fucking disgrace. It's good to touch the green, green grass of home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 minute ago, The Beast said: It's good to touch the green, green grass of home. An immediate first post derailment attempt, followed almost straight away by not only grassing, but pursuance of a vendetta. It all smacks of desperation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 32 minutes ago, The Beast said: It's good to touch the green, green grass of home. Yes they’ll aaaaaaaaalll come to meeeet me, neath the shade of that old oak tree ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 13 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Yes they’ll aaaaaaaaalll come to meeeet me, neath the shade of that old oak tree ..... Please heeelp me mend... my broken heart, and let me live again. , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 hour ago, The Beast said: My driving licence is up for expiry. Cunt here renews the fucking thing on line and pays 14 sheets for the trouble. In the email from the bastards, it states my photo will be updated. They don't need me to send another image of my fat fucking boat as they will use my passport mug shot, which is the same fucking shot as the one I have on my licence already. Apart from filling some tick box wank that I haven't a new disability or affliction that would affect my ability to drive, I have paid the cunts for next to fuck all. Another nice little earner for these cunts. They should fuck off and leave me alone until I am 70 when my original licence issued 29 years ago was due to expire. I don't have a drivers license. I find a 20 pound note usually does the trick if I'm pulled over by the gendarmes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 I am so heartbroken by this that when I get home I will donate a fiver towards Proper' s licence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't have a drivers license. I find a 20 pound note usually does the trick if I'm pulled over by the gendarmes. And a bit of skirt lifting...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 I wouldn't mind so much if this renewal every 10 years eliminated some of the illegal drivers on the road but it has no fucking impact whatsoever. Another stealth tax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 45 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: And a bit of skirt lifting...... Hallo cock chomper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I wouldn't mind so much if this renewal every 10 years eliminated some of the illegal drivers on the road but it has no fucking impact whatsoever. Another stealth tax. I think it's a good idea. I mean all those child refugees beards would have gone grey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 6 hours ago, The Beast said: Is indeed, you fucking soft touch ponce. I just don't like the fact these cunts can dip into my pocket at their own predilection. I renewed mine this week but didn't feel the need to bitch about 14 bloody quid, it probably works out about 2 pound a year you tight fisted mick. Jesus proper, global warming, terrorism, the Cheshire rent boy AIDS epidemic, get a fucking grip man 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think it's a good idea. I mean all those child refugees beards would have gone grey. Rubbish .. the cunts dyed their already grey beards with bootblack before they came here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I renewed mine this week but didn't feel the need to bitch about 14 bloody quid, it probably works out about 2 pound a year you tight fisted mick. Jesus proper, global warming, terrorism, the Cheshire rent boy AIDS epidemic, get a fucking grip man Are you going to put a fiver into Proper's licence funding pot as well Tim? I reckon that if four of us put a fiver each in that will also gay the paypal fees and leave enough left over for him to buy himself a bag of chips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 On 14/08/2019 at 15:30, The Beast said: My driving licence is up for expiry. Cunt here renews the fucking thing on line and pays 14 sheets for the trouble. In the email from the bastards, it states my photo will be updated. They don't need me to send another image of my fat fucking boat as they will use my passport mug shot, which is the same fucking shot as the one I have on my licence already. Apart from filling some tick box wank that I haven't a new disability or affliction that would affect my ability to drive, I have paid the cunts for next to fuck all. Another nice little earner for these cunts. They should fuck off and leave me alone until I am 70 when my original licence issued 29 years ago was due to expire. The mind numbing bureaucracy and minutiae of the state are my bread and butter. Stick your fat fucking paw in your pocket and pay up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 My car was a write off, couldn’t find the v5 so had to pay the dvla 25 quid to issue a new v5 so they could record it a a write off, even though they had the v5 info on their data base, indeed robbing cunts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, Eddie said: My car was a write off, couldn’t find the v5 so had to pay the dvla 25 quid to issue a new v5 so they could record it a a write off, even though they had the v5 info on their data base, indeed robbing cunts... Ed you haven’t thought this through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 16 hours ago, Decimus said: The mind numbing bureaucracy and minutiae of the state are my bread and butter. Stick your fat fucking paw in your pocket and pay up. I have still got a Psion workabout and printer, if you can find out where proper lives I'll ticket his car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 54 minutes ago, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said: Ed you haven’t thought this through. How so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 On 14/08/2019 at 19:29, Earl of Punkape said: And a bit of skirt lifting...... Shirt-lifting, more like, you whoopsie faggot cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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