Guest judgetwi Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 On 19/08/2019 at 23:17, Major Cunt said: Fuck me Jewdy, are you really Colin Stagg? Colin was a gentile I believe. Do you really think I would have fallen for that copper slag all over me, telling me she loved me as long as I confessed to stabbing the fuck out of Rachell? That’s for lonely, sad cunts like you and Colin, Marje. Not for the likes of me. 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Guess what Marjorie? I’m going to the Notting Hill Carnival tomorrow! I’m going to park up my Porsche, do a load of drugs, fuck some tasty black pussy and , if any cunt tries to stab me i’m going to take his knife off him and stick it up his black arse. Ok, it’s all fucking fantasy but you wankers started it. 😁😁😂🤣😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Guess what Marjorie? I’m going to the Notting Hill Carnival tomorrow! I’m going to park up my Porsche, do a load of drugs, fuck some tasty black pussy and , if any cunt tries to stab me i’m going to take his knife off him and stick it up his black arse. Ok, it’s all fucking fantasy but you wankers started it. 😁😁😂🤣😎 Should've kept that quiet. Decimus will now attend, disguised as Winnie Mandela. When you least expect, he will jump out from behind a papier-mâché banana tree and kick you in the cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Or did you mean he was found 36 HOURS later? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Should've kept that quiet. Decimus will now attend, disguised as Winnie Mandela. When you least expect, he will jump out from behind a papier-mâché banana tree and kick you in the cock. Or the paper mache tree might walk off leaving the live TV cameras showing Decs squatting down squeezing one out on the pavement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 31 minutes ago, King Billy said: Or the paper mache tree might walk off leaving the live TV cameras showing Decs squatting down squeezing one out on the pavement. The shit usually comes out of his mouth, fuck only knows where the food goes in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 20 hours ago, judgetwi said: Colin was a gentile I believe. Do you really think I would have fallen for that copper slag all over me, telling me she loved me as long as I confessed to stabbing the fuck out of Rachell? That’s for lonely, sad cunts like you and Colin, Marje. Not for the likes of me. 😃 More of that famous Jewish sense of humour Jewdy. I must admit my sides are splitting right now but only from irony mate. Wouldn't fall for a police honey trap hey? I'm reminded of a man who turned up for a slap up meal at a Greek restaurant, only to find a taxi office in place of a taverna. Fact that this offer was made from a notorious wind up merchant was lost on this chap. I'm in possession of a video shot from the plot opposite, it's accompanied by the tune "Under Pressure' from Queen. It clearly shows an unhappy fellow arriving at said restaurant with a female companion. 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 20 hours ago, judgetwi said: fuck some tasty black pussy Reported. Implied beastiality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2019 Report Share Posted August 26, 2019 16 hours ago, King Billy said: Or the paper mache tree might walk off leaving the live TV cameras showing Decs squatting down squeezing one out on the pavement. That would be more showbiz than the usual offerings of women with massive arses and rapists/crack dealers, wearing wobbly head-pieces and doing some bizarre bogle dancing shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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