Jake The Muss Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 45 minutes ago, Decimus said: What do I care, I'm off to Corsica in the morning. I'll add some more pictures of dagoes to your Open Corner scrapbook on my return Idiot. Don't hide the ones of your webbed feet. You'll be missed. Webbed wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 Agree with your nomination unfortunately. Snowflake generation + Rainbow generation = Doom generation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: What do I care, I'm off to Corsica in the morning. I'll add some more pictures of dagoes to your Open Corner scrapbook on my return... Not sure when that will be. You're off-site during your holidays and for period of time after you've returned. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: What do I care, I'm off to Corsica in the morning. I'll add some more pictures of dagoes to your Open Corner scrapbook on my return Idiot. Don't care was made to care. Bonnes vacances, idiot. Lol lol LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Not sure when that will be. You're off-site during your holidays and for period of time after you've returned. He's booked for two weeks, not the usual phantom 6 days. It's in our PM correspondence from this morning if you need to verify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said: He's booked for two weeks, not the usual phantom 6 days. It's in our PM correspondence from this morning if you need to verify. Verify, go on, you know you want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 31 minutes ago, Battlestir Gallacticaaaah said: Don't care was made to care. Bonnes vacances, idiot. Lol lol LOL Fuck Len Barry with his wishy washy pop shit. I have just got a lovely copy of i never get enough by Billy the kid Emerson on the Mad label. Did you know that is still going at 93 years of age. What do you think about that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: We're staying in Calenzana, so it's on the itinerany. I've never been to Corsica, but it's always been on my list. Sardinia in October hopefully. Its classy. No boozy, sunburned, fat brit cunts wearing football shirts with their out if control cunt kids. Or pikeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 32 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Its classy. No boozy, sunburned, fat brit cunts wearing football shirts with their out if control cunt kids. Or pikeys. How many Corsican police did it take to remove you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: How many Corsican police did it take to remove you? How many Corsicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and another one to sneak up behind him with a switchable and slice his windpipe open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Can Decimus be banned again? Corsican. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Fuck the two bob carrotcruncher, as a resident and council tax payer in Lambeth I have a dog in this fight. I drove over this pile of shit last week and thought “what the fuck was that?” As soon as I could I googled this bollocks and came up with this quote from Mayor Ibrahim Dogus (for fucks sake) : ”these crossings are a symbol of the pride we have in our flourishing LGBT+ community. It is just one of the many ways we will continue to stand in solidarity with those who face discrimination in our borough and beyond.” Is that right Mr Mayor? Well the only thing I know about the LGBT+ community in Lambeth is the notorious gay bar, SW9, just off Brixton High Road. This is where wealthy middle aged white men go to pick up poor black boys , some of whom are probably underage. This is Cleveland Street 130 years later........ the rich sexually exploiting the poor. But you don’t give a fuck about that do you Mr Mayor? You just want to spend my fucking money on “celebrating” the politically whitewashed, sordid bumboy lifestyle. You can stick your gay crossings and your LGBT+ pretend “community” up your arse Mr Mayor.........and fuck off while you’re doing it you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 14 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fuck the two bob carrotcruncher, as a resident and council tax payer in Lambeth I have a dog in this fight. I drove over this pile of shit last week and thought “what the fuck was that?” As soon as I could I googled this bollocks and came up with this quote from Mayor Ibrahim Dogus (for fucks sake) : ”these crossings are a symbol of the pride we have in our flourishing LGBT+ community. It is just one of the many ways we will continue to stand in solidarity with those who face discrimination in our borough and beyond.” Is that right Mr Mayor? Well the only thing I know about the LGBT+ community in Lambeth is the notorious gay bar, SW9, just off Brixton High Road. This is where wealthy middle aged white men go to pick up poor black boys , some of whom are probably underage. This is Cleveland Street 130 years later........ the rich sexually exploiting the poor. But you don’t give a fuck about that do you Mr Mayor? You just want to spend my fucking money on “celebrating” the politically whitewashed, sordid bumboy lifestyle. You can stick your gay crossings and your LGBT+ pretend “community” up your arse Mr Mayor.........and fuck off while you’re doing it you cunt. Know it well? Thought so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Know it well? Thought so. My congratulations on being the first to come up with the oh so predictable response. No prize. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 10 minutes ago, judgetwi said: My congratulations on being the first to come up with the oh so predictable response. No prize. Sorry. Thank god. It would just be a gobble by the takeaway bins anyway. Have you seen Jacamo's new catalogue? Of course you have. Doh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 17 hours ago, judgetwi said: My congratulations on being the first to come up with the oh so predictable response. No prize. Sorry. Why not try getting him banned. Oily little creep arse cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why not try getting him banned. Oily little creep arse cunt. I've just returned after a little stretch myself....I'd like to say I'm rehabilitated....though just like a stretch in the UK penal system...nothings changed. You fucking wanker Jewdy. Screaming outrage over your own comments. When the ice eventually breaks, I'll be there to launch half bricks at you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 23 hours ago, DrCunt said: Thank god. It would just be a gobble by the takeaway bins anyway. Have you seen Jacamo's new catalogue? Of course you have. Doh. 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why not try getting him banned. Oily little creep arse cunt. 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: I've just returned after a little stretch myself....I'd like to say I'm rehabilitated....though just like a stretch in the UK penal system...nothings changed. You fucking wanker Jewdy. Screaming outrage over your own comments. When the ice eventually breaks, I'll be there to launch half bricks at you. So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my “genuine German frankfurters “ (delicious hot or cold) from the Joe Daki shop. I usually try to avoid EU shit but a quick examination of the packet shows that they are manufactured in Bradfordistan and are Halal. Oh well , when you are pissed you don’t really worry about the cruel slaughter of animals and your country being occupied by an alien culture. I’m not saying that’s right it’s just the way it is. Now where was I ? Oh yeah i was going to take the piss out of these 3 nothing to say little wankers who need to get a doctor to take a look at their overworked shit encrusted tongues. But I can’t be arsed right now to be honest. Oh well, same shit different day. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my “genuine German frankfurters “ (delicious hot or cold) from the Joe Daki shop. I usually try to avoid EU shit but a quick examination of the packet shows that they are manufactured in Bradfordistan and are Halal. Oh well , when you are pissed you don’t really worry about the cruel slaughter of animals and your country being occupied by an alien culture. I’m not saying that’s right it’s just the way it is. Now where was I ? Oh yeah i was going to take the piss out of these 3 nothing to say little wankers who need to get a doctor to take a look at their overworked shit encrusted tongues. But I can’t be arsed right now to be honest. Oh well, same shit different day. 😀 Doesn't sound to kosher to me Judith? I'm reminded of a man who turned up at an imaginary taverna, for imaginary theatre tickets. Rumour has it he was a detective too? Silly cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 26 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my “genuine German frankfurters “ (delicious hot or cold) from the Joe Daki shop. I usually try to avoid EU shit but a quick examination of the packet shows that they are manufactured in Bradfordistan and are Halal. Oh well , when you are pissed you don’t really worry about the cruel slaughter of animals and your country being occupied by an alien culture. I’m not saying that’s right it’s just the way it is. Now where was I ? Oh yeah i was going to take the piss out of these 3 nothing to say little wankers who need to get a doctor to take a look at their overworked shit encrusted tongues. But I can’t be arsed right now to be honest. Oh well, same shit different day. 😀 Virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 27 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my “genuine German frankfurters “ (delicious hot or cold) from the Joe Daki shop. I usually try to avoid EU shit but a quick examination of the packet shows that they are manufactured in Bradfordistan and are Halal. Oh well , when you are pissed you don’t really worry about the cruel slaughter of animals and your country being occupied by an alien culture. I’m not saying that’s right it’s just the way it is. Now where was I ? Oh yeah i was going to take the piss out of these 3 nothing to say little wankers who need to get a doctor to take a look at their overworked shit encrusted tongues. But I can’t be arsed right now to be honest. Oh well, same shit different day. 😀 If I had a pound for every time you've used this opening refrain Jewdy, I'd have enough to buy a round at your local. I understand The Pink Oboe always has a guest queer beer on tap. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 21 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Doesn't sound to kosher to me Judith? I'm reminded of a man who turned up at an imaginary taverna, for imaginary theatre tickets. Rumour has it he was a detective too? Silly cunt. Fuck me Marje! You’re more pissed than I am. You need to get your life sorted mate. Fucking listen to me, I sound like a politician! The difference being I pay for my own booze not the fucking taxpayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: If I had a pound for every time you've used this opening refrain Jewdy, I'd have enough to buy a round at your local. I understand The Pink Oboe always has a guest queer beer on tap. You’re struggling badly here Herr Oberst.......desperately looking around for popularity and picking on the obvious target. I expect better from you after all these years. How the mighty have fallen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 15 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me Marje! You’re more pissed than I am. You need to get your life sorted mate. Fucking listen to me, I sound like a politician! The difference being I pay for my own booze not the fucking taxpayer. Yeah, but you did make a right cunt of yourself, turning up to a complimentary dinner at an imaginary restaurant. Was your female companion suitably impressed. Frank sent me the picture, taken from the car across the road. Your expression is priceless. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 17 hours ago, judgetwi said: You’re struggling badly here Herr Oberst.......desperately looking around for popularity and picking on the obvious target. I expect better from you after all these years. How the mighty have fallen. you miserable egg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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